Edwin Starr Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Falling oot a loft hatch (ha). Going to A&E to get finger straightened. Daft cunt. Ouch. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Falling oot a loft hatch (ha). Going to A&E to get finger straightened. Daft cunt. GAY!! Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, Parklife said: GAY!! Shame @Poodlerisn't on shiift? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Misers Hill said: Shame @Poodlerisn't on shiift? Female nurse (she wasn't wearing clogs). Injected pain killer worn off noo, stooning! Serves me right for doing some actual work. Note to self, never leave the office. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: Falling oot a loft hatch (ha). Going to A&E to get finger straightened. Daft cunt. Was it your whole finger ? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How the fuck did you manage to fall through a hatch? That's the numero uno thing to avoid doing whilst in a loft. (That and going through an unfloored surface. ) Unlucky you never broke your neck. That’s not very nice. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Just unclogged our shitty toilet on a hangover. Proper mannies stuff. Toilet wipes that aren't for flushing, con artists. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: Female nurse (she wasn't wearing clogs). Injected pain killer worn off noo, stooning! Serves me right for doing some actual work. Note to self, never leave the office. A sore finger ???? Hope it’s nae your wanking hand bud Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: Just unclogged our shitty toilet on a hangover. Proper mannies stuff. Toilet wipes that aren't for flushing, con artists. Just a casual fresh build up in the bog or a 3 feet deep manhole that's been building for months. 2 completely separate incidents let me tell you! Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Just a casual fresh build up in the bog or a 3 feet deep manhole that's been building for months. 2 completely separate incidents let me tell you! Fresh build up. Having a hairy asshole has its downside, need to use umpteen wipes. The swimming turds were really, really really grim. Saved £80 on a plumber though. Im proud of myself Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Did any of the turds belong to someone else? THAT is grim Mine, I believe. Still grim. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 I plunged a pissy smelly storm drain and then ended up with about a 1000 litres of shit on my driveway. I wasn't going to let it beat me. Once you get sparked in the face with the shitty liquid once you're all in. Once the blockage (wipes) eventually moved I had the feeling I can only imagine the caveman who first made fire felt. 2 Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I plunged a pissy smelly storm drain and then ended up with about a 1000 litres of shit on my driveway. I wasn't going to let it beat me. Once you get sparked in the face with the shitty liquid once you're all in. Once the blockage (wipes) eventually moved I had the feeling I can only imagine the caveman who first made fire felt. Feels class, aye. A meaningful job done. Maybe plumbing is my calling Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Once I was done a job with Dynorod didn't seem that daunting. Plus those lads have all the good gear. Jetting nozzle connected to high pressure washer blast the shitty pipe, blockage clears, cup of tea and maybe a ride from the happy lady of the house before moving on to the next fecal adventure. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: facebook style posting. Aww what's up hun call me etc.., Is it? Wouldn’t know as eh am not on it. Still hating them. Bunch of cunts. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The window cleaner, the postie or even the Amazon delivery guy maybe. However ,I dont think there is a woman alive that fantasises about the man who works in shite all day. Never underestimate the desire of a drunk depressed divorcé. Watching the sweetcorn slurry getting blasted away through the blinds with a large glass of penis grigio and a John Player Special king-size. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Is it? Wouldn’t know as eh am not on it. Still hating them. Bunch of cunts. Just spit it out man. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 49 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Just spit it out man. Nah not for the hat. Though my hatred is. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 11 hours ago, CCB III said: Fresh build up. Having a hairy asshole has its downside, need to use umpteen wipes. The swimming turds were really, really really grim. Saved £80 on a plumber though. Im proud of myself You saved more than £80 I'd think 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Currently sitting in a graveyard in the spittin' rain, with the dog. Contemplating the reason for it all. Very refreshing. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Currently sitting in a graveyard in the spittin' rain, with the dog. Contemplating the reason for it all. Very refreshing. Any open graves? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said: Any open graves? No, but I did see a yummy mummy bendin' down placin' some flowers on a plot. That's as close to a hole I've seen here? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: I'd have done it for £20. I'd have given him £20 and made a scat movie. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: No, but I did see a yummy mummy bendin' down placin' some flowers on a plot. That's as close to a hole I've seen here? Poor woman. Putting flowers down for the memory of a loved one. A little sniffle and a tear in her eye. Unaware some OAP is imagining boning her. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Poor woman. Putting flowers down for the memory of a loved one. A little sniffle and a tear in her eye. Unaware some OAP is imagining boning her. Hey, I'm no OAP. The rest is correct tho? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: How much would you have charged to deal with Consi's turds, Buc? I'd have thought he best part of £150. Lol I don't clear chocked toilets not for any money oh the thought of it.. Last time I cleared a blocked bog back in 1979 was in a solicitors office in Bon accord square , I had to put a sign on the ladies toilet door DO NOT USE As I was outside clearing it from the manhole . Guess what I heard a toilet flush and if by magic a huge shit landed on my hands . I went into the toilets and told the lady there is a do not use sign but she did apologise. Never again. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 We’re you remonstrating with her shit all over your hands? That’s quite a funny image. Should have wiped it on her blouse. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, milne_afc said: We’re you remonstrating with her shit all over your hands? That’s quite a funny image. Should have wiped it on her blouse. Humiliating . It stuck to my hands like ducking glue. It was that big one to be frank. She was desperate I guess and couldn't wait and was affa affronted. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Currently sitting in a graveyard in the spittin' rain, with the dog. Contemplating the reason for it all. Very refreshing. They're for burying deid folk. Link to comment
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