What you doing today?

[sigh]

11 hours ago, Daisy1903 said:

Haha aye. Some dweebs don't take it and I got asked if I was taking the full 6 months. Eh, aye.

Also go back on a phased return. Start back 3 days a week for a month but still get full pay. Time to work on the next bairn.

6 months off, full pay, phased return then get the mrs sprogged up again and repeat - no a bad way to live

sounds like a cracking company to work for, although I bet its a tad stressful whilst you are there, actually having to work

hope all goes well with the forthcoming bairn

[Daisy1903]

32 minutes ago, sigh said:

6 months off, full pay, phased return then get the mrs sprogged up again and repeat - no a bad way to live

sounds like a cracking company to work for, although I bet its a tad stressful whilst you are there, actually having to work

hope all goes well with the forthcoming bairn

Cheers bud. Last kid for me. Old age creeping up on me.

We actually had her almost 6 months ago. I just need to take the parental leave within the first year, so I thought I'd take the 2nd half when she can do a bit more rather than sleep all day and feed off her Mum.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh got 8 weeks with the first and 12 with the second.

Built a shed (no bar) and went on several holidays. Great times.

[For Fecks Sake]

Rubbing shoulders with the great and the good at Offshore Europe.

It's all about the networking and remember lads, money never sleeps.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh got 8 weeks with the first and 12 with the second.

Built a shed (no bar) and went on several holidays. Great times.

You took a young baby on holiday?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh got 8 weeks with the first and 12 with the second.

Built a shed (no bar) and went on several holidays. Great times.

Periods of Incarceration min?

I always thought you were a law-abiding, upstanding citizen. 

[Daisy1903]

27 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Periods of Incarceration min?

I always thought you were a law-abiding, upstanding citizen. 

Great movie, shame about the end

[Joe pike]

2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Rubbing shoulders with the great and the good at Offshore Europe.

It's all about the networking and remember lads, money never sleeps.

Humza shown his face ?

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Rubbing shoulders with the great and the good at Offshore Europe.

It's all about the networking and remember lads, money never sleeps.

You got a stand? It’s nae as good as it used to be, used to be able to get free beers and food galore.

[sigh]

6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You got to stand? It’s nae as good as it used to be, used to be able to get free beers and food galore.

Nah, he's seated, at the bar

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

You took a young baby on holiday?

Yes. And?

[For Fecks Sake]

11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You got a stand? It’s nae as good as it used to be, used to be able to get free beers and food galore.

Bugger that, leave that to the gimps to sort out.

Some tidy birds is about as good as it gets these days and it's nothing like it was before for drink and partying.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Daisy1903 said:

Great movie, shame about the end

Never heard of it. Sounds like a follow-up to the film Confessions of a Window Cleaner.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Never heard of it. Sounds like a follow-up to the film Confessions of a Window Cleaner.

@The Boofon

[Daisy1903]

49 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Never heard of it. Sounds like a follow-up to the film Confessions of a Window Cleaner.

Gérard Butler avenging the death of his wife and child - Jamie Foxx trying to stop him

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Daisy1903 said:

Gérard Butler avenging the death of his wife and child - Jamie Foxx trying to stop him

Sounds like a rip-off version of Hard to Kill, starring Steven Seagal. 

[sigh]

Off to an indoor "crazy golf" thingy in the weeg this avo, then on to brazilian steak house for some grub

Adult crazy golf, WTF, oh well, there beer 

[Snelders Snottters 89]

I'm melting in the office and im not liking this global warming weather much.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

I'm melting in the office and im not liking this global warming weather much.

It’s nae great, although it does mean birds are wearing next to nothing.

[Snelders Snottters 89]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It’s nae great, although it does mean birds are wearing next to nothing.

Haha true min but if I'm out we the Gfriend I can't look as I get daggers from her lol

[maryhilldon]

26 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Haha true min but if I'm out we the Gfriend I can't look as I get daggers from her lol

Dump her.

[Snelders Snottters 89]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Dump her.

Nah easier to use sunglasses so she can't see my roving eyes 😉

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Haha true min but if I'm out we the Gfriend I can't look as I get daggers from her lol

 

2 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Nah easier to use sunglasses so she can't see my roving eyes 😉

What a LAD. 

[Parklife]

Going on holiday. 👋

[Beachend Bootboy]

Been to a water park thing.  Dolphins, sea lions, parrots shite like that.  Pretty good actually.

[Poodler]

16 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Going on holiday. 👋

Remember the PP thread bro, enjoy 😎

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Been to a water park thing.  Dolphins, sea lions, parrots shite like that.  Pretty good actually.

*Aquarium. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

*Aquarium. 

Nae really.  There was an aquarium bit there but I thought MacDuff was better.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Going on holiday. 👋

Hopefully not see you posting on here whilst on holiday.

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Nae really.  There was an aquarium bit there but I thought MacDuff was better.

Better than dolphins?