What you doing today?

[Howard Marks]

Careless Dairy Milk

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

On 9/10/2023 at 2:51 PM, sigh said:

Feckin gardening - cutting the hedges for the last time this year, then the grass before doing some weeding 

Bloody gardening 

I got the September blues                                                                                                                                                                                                    I got the Fred West blues                                                                                                                                                                                          Garden looks post-Apocalyptic                                                                                                                                                                                Looks like Day of the Triffids                                                                                                                                                                                              Mind feels cryptic, pessimistic                                                                                                                                                                                Gotta get artistic to feel optimistic

[chief_wiggum]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Why did George Michael have brown stuff all around his mouth?

 

 

 

Toblerone addiction?

[Don Fonte]

49 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Why did George Michael have brown stuff all around his mouth?

 

From sucking @manboobs109cock.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Which coincidentally is pink with yellow spots…, like a Wham! bar.

You've had a sook then?

[Redforever86]

50 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You've had a sook then?

Not of a wham bar he hasn’t. 

[Howard Marks]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Crikey

😷🥴

[Misers Hill]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Why did George Michael have brown stuff all around his mouth?

 

 

Because he was licking another man’s arsehole.

Fell oot a Range Rover into a 🐄 pat...

[YorkDon]

Driving to Center Parcs at Penrith for the weekend.

[Simply Red]

37 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Driving to Center Parcs at Penrith for the weekend.

With kidz?

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

With kidz?

Just young burd

[YorkDon]

21 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

With kidz?

 

19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Just young burd

Family weekend away.
 

[Ke1t]

Took the motor in to get serviced... sitting in the waiting area and a tidy Asian bird comes in and sits close to me.

Strangely she brought a cooler and a bag with noodles and various Asian treats, and is currently loudly snarfling down a glass bowl full of red stuff.

Also, she's acting really weird any time one of the grease monkeys talks to her.

Guy goes, "Excuse me..." and she jumps up and goes "Me? I didn't do anything! I just got here!"

I feel like she might be on the run from her Triad pimp, or some such exciting caper.

Walked past me, she smells lovely

I want to build her a shed.

 

Edit: now she's loudly munching on crisps. She's making it very difficult for me to want to abduct her.

[Ke1t]

8 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Driving to Center Parcs at Penrith for the weekend.

PENRITH!

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

[sigh]

Off kayaking today - someone’s got to make use of last nights rain

[Daisy1903]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you have your own kayak and where are you off to, sighsodhino?

Loch Lubnaig, Voil, Venacher and Katrine all close and great for Kayaking/Paddle boarding apart from the large groups of wild swimmers that seem to take over these days

[Daisy1903]

Kids are amusing themselves just now, so enjoying some quiet time. Inspired by @GAME OF BILLIONS

Th

Dunno where/when I bought this album but only paid £4.99 for it. Hate that vinyl is trendy now.

Got couple of pals round later for pizza and drinks. Prob miss 2nd half of football

[Arabian Knight]

coupla cans wi mcgeady n co then doon eh canal n sniff oot a bit fanny

[Misers Hill]

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[GAME OF BILLIONS]

4 hours ago, Daisy1903 said:

Kids are amusing themselves just now, so enjoying some quiet time. Inspired by @GAME OF BILLIONS

Th

Dunno where/when I bought this album but only paid £4.99 for it. Hate that vinyl is trendy now.

Got couple of pals round later for pizza and drinks. Prob miss 2nd half of football

 

Neil Young & Crazy Horse Live at Tokyo Budokan and Hammersmith Odean is out soon, btw...

 

[Hoofball]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What on earth is going on here,Mizo? 

He’s getting inked. @Misers Hill what you getting?

[Misers Hill]

3 hours ago, Hoofball said:

He’s getting inked. @Misers Hill what you getting?

Wasn't looking bud💀

But something about a Black Helmet 😄....

[sigh]

22 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you have your own kayak and where are you off to, sighsodhino?

Aye, I paddle my own canoe

Been a kayaker for 30 years or so, went bobbing down an Ayrshire river yesterday morning 

[Dons79]

35 minutes ago, sigh said:

Aye, I paddle my own canoe

Been a kayaker for 30 years or so, went bobbing down an Ayrshire river yesterday morning 

Where abouts?,  on a calm day a wee row to arran is decent

[Roberto]

Worked 6 hours this morning.

Home.

Bath.

Dressed. Pack a bag for over nighter.

Hair cut (Turks).

Meet a prominent poster from here for a couple drinks if he's alive today.

Allow BBB to stand me up, Meet couple pals later and couplespritzers. 

Hame reasonable hour for work tomorrow.

[For Fecks Sake]

Out and about.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Out and about.

Nice.  Far's 'at?

[For Fecks Sake]

Cambus oMay.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Cambus oMay.

That's nae the Dee then is it?  Lovely wee loch there if that's what it is.  Used to jump/dive the brig fan I waiz a teenager.

[Zeus]

Got a Haircut