Parklife Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, manboobs109 said: I think you and Parky are on about different birds. Yup. Bri quoted me talking about the lassie I knew, when he was actually wittering on about Giuffre. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Stinky Bri having a fuckin nightmare. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Maybe he thinks I used to pump Giuffre. For clarity, I didn't (but would given the opportunity to do so (consensually) ). Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 23 minutes ago, Parklife said: Maybe he thinks I used to pump Giuffre. For clarity, I didn't (but would given the opportunity to do so (consensually) ). Aye ok Prince Andrew. Seems eh misunderstood ?? but your arrogance was just as normal so it didn’t occur to me. Sorry parkoid. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 33 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Fucking hell Brian 27 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Stinky Bri having a fuckin nightmare. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: After the above this is definitely the last thing you should be posting. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, maryhilldon said: What if you turn 16 midway through riding your 15yo burd at the 'stroke' of midnight? Good call min. I wonder how the beaks would preside over and pass judgement on such an occurrence if ever a case of potentially underage but consensual sex was brought before the court? ? It can be argued that although the consensual age for sex in the UK is 16, you are more than capable before reaching that age of making logical, rational, and hypothetical decisions for yourself, based on normal cognitive development. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, CCB III said: Where am I speaking for anyone min You said you’d only fuck her if it was age appropriate. Wait until you’re in your 40s before you decide what other men that age should or shouldn’t be attracted to. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Aye ok Prince Andrew. Seems eh misunderstood ?? but your arrogance was just as normal so it didn’t occur to me. Sorry parkoid. I don't think I was arrogant at all. No apology required though, obviously. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 23 hours ago, manboobs109 said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/america-inbred-family-deliverance-documentary-27107686 Is that Graeme Sourness, Alex Cleland, and Robert Prytz in the introductory picture? ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: ‘Elton Gone’ I’m willing to bet £100 that the Sun/Star etc uses that when the old bummer croaks it https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/frail-looking-elton-john-75-27121025.amp Wtf is he wearing? ? Thatd look fucking awful on someone of any age, never mind an old geriatric. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: ‘Elton Gone’ I’m willing to bet £100 that the Sun/Star etc uses that when the old bummer croaks it https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/frail-looking-elton-john-75-27121025.amp Wouldn't be surprised if he croaks it before Her Majesty. If the need for him to be shifted about in a wheelchair is due to a respiratory problem, why the fuck has he got a rag over his nose and mouth? ? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 16 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Robert Prytz Great vid for Call on Me Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Elton John, amazing on the piano, but sucks on the organ. 2 Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 38 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You said you’d only fuck her if it was age appropriate. Wait until you’re in your 40s before you decide what other men that age should or shouldn’t be attracted to. I was talking about me. Don't get so bloody testy. Clearly you've got a child bride Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Good call min. I wonder how the beaks would preside over and pass judgement on such an occurrence if ever a case of potentially underage but consensual sex was brought before the court? ? It can be argued that although the consensual age for sex in the UK is 16, you are more than capable before reaching that age of making logical, rational, and hypothetical decisions for yourself, based on normal cognitive development. Nope. Had that debate on here previously. 16yo is the age at which legal responsibility for the act falls on you (as opposed to the arguement we were kids, didnt know what we were doing etc etc). If your partner is below that it falls back on you if the legality comes into question and that's from a number of angles including consent. 16 is nothing to do with physicality, cerebral development, maturity or whatever. Its the age where the responsibility for shoving it somewhere doesn't come without potential consequences. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 44 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: He’s just a lazy fat cunt I remember poor Tommy "Just like that" Cooper dying on stage whilst performing for the Queen back in 1984. I wonder if lightning will strike twice with Watford FC's most famous fan? ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 35 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Nope. Had that debate on here previously. 16yo is the age at which legal responsibility for the act falls on you (as opposed to the arguement we were kids, didnt know what we were doing etc etc). If your partner is below that it falls back on you if the legality comes into question and that's from a number of angles including consent. 16 is nothing to do with physicality, cerebral development, maturity or whatever. Its the age where the responsibility for shoving it somewhere doesn't come without potential consequences. Fuck sake. I thought I submitted a reply to this min but it's lost?. Can't be arsed typing it up again, although you make a very good case, SMG. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 https://www.bbc.com/news/business-61657590 what’s going on here then? Surely some refunds if properly insured (who wouldn’t be in this current climate). As an adult, I’ve never been on one of those package holidays. Prefer just pleasing myself (and best alone), couldn’t be bothered with the cattle class then coach ride with all the same britz abroad mob. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Was he on backing vocals or percussion? Percussion plus a capella. Old Tommy was a genius. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/18748405/bbc-breakfast-jubilee-presenters-cbeebies/ Its ace this jubilee shite. The English, huns and mentally ill are a hoot. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/18748405/bbc-breakfast-jubilee-presenters-cbeebies/ Its ace this jubilee shite. The English, huns and mentally ill are a hoot. ??. I wonder if the statue of Lady Godiva is nude and made of Plaster-of-Paris, or eco-friendly plastic, reminiscent of a blow-up doll?? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: WYOWYN? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2022/06/01/amelie-mauresmo-bemoans-standard-womens-tennis-flimsy-defence/ No. I will pass and leave her to her dyke pals. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Arnie in a skirt, I'm not a fussy guy but I think I would pass. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, CCB III said: I was talking about me. Don't get so bloody testy. Clearly you've got a child bride It was more a causal dig at how you say other posters can't talk for other people or their experiences etc. Ken. Marriage lol. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/four-foot-tall-dwarf-beats-27120436.amp Loved that..."he even celebrated while in full mount". ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 56 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Alsatalien https://metro.co.uk/2022/06/01/zookeeper-spots-weird-bipedal-dog-like-creature-beyond-perimeter-fence-16748774/amp/ That's a wannabe burglar. A little scrote masquerading as a canine/lupine. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: ‘Elton Gone’ I’m willing to bet £100 that the Sun/Star etc uses that when the old bummer croaks it https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/frail-looking-elton-john-75-27121025.amp whatever it is, it’ll never beat the marriage headline Link to comment
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