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[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, Tommy said:

The arsehole formerly known as Prince.

FIFY

[NEM]

23 minutes ago, Tommy said:

The artist formerly known as Prince.

 

Jimmy Saville's best pal

 

FTK

[Tommy]

55 minutes ago, fatjim said:

Four years short of getting a letter from herself. sad face

You should be on stage. ?

[CCB III]

3 hours ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Picked up the Metro Newspaper. With no exaggeration there is nothing apart from the Queen.

That  includes all the sports articles.

Fucking mad.

So nae other news today whatsoever ?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiP-cZVjfze/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

4 days ago an unarmed black guy was killed by police in LDN. 
 

Should be bigger news, naturally, won't be 

[Torry Tosser]

35 minutes ago, Tommy said:

You should be on stage. ?

Aye,there one leaving Castlegate at 6pm.

Dont miss it.?

[sigh]

FFS, Scottish football off, English football off, Scottish rugby off - but wait, English rugby to go ahead as they listened to their supporters who wanted it to go ahead so they could have a "celebration / send off" to the queen - aye, ok, they realised a money spinner when they saw it, the stands at English rugby will be packed this weekend as no where else to go.

Shame on those sporting bodies that have cancelled events

[manboobs109]

They've cancelled the street soccer tournament in Dundee this weekend. Total joke. 160 cunts from all over the world have travelled to take part and now they've been bumped. A good mate of mine is in the Scotland team so I know what's involved and what it means.

She wouldn't have given any of the the steam off her piss.

Cunts should be ashamed of themselves.

[Ke1t]

This is a perfect opportunity to create a poorly made piece of memorabilia tat and flog it to the vacant-eyed dullards who wave flags and consider themselves 'subjects' rather than people. 

Thirty quid a pop... 6 months delivery time. 

[frankie_mac's_4]

7 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Jaki's Chip shop in Muir of Ord got it's windows panned in.

Ratner proportions of commercial acumen. Daft cow   ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Give the gig to Pete Doherty see what he can do.

There's nothing more quintessentially English than a fat, badly dressed, rotten toothed junkie with wild pretensions, living on the continent and having a love child he never sees. 

Be an upgrade on Charles and Eddie or whatever that paedo one is cried.

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, CCB III said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiP-cZVjfze/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

4 days ago an unarmed black guy was killed by police in LDN. 
 

Should be bigger news, naturally, won't be 

@For Fecks Sake has concluded the guy is guilty and deserved shot because otherwise the police wouldn't have shot him. 

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

@For Fecks Sake has concluded the guy is guilty and deserved shot because otherwise the police wouldn't have shot him. 

To be fair he was driving a car that was recently involved in another armed offence. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that police force in this case was justified.

 

 

[CCB III]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

@For Fecks Sake has concluded the guy is guilty and deserved shot because otherwise the police wouldn't have shot him. 

You know what. 

That makes sense, the metropolitan police have never got it wrong before. 
 

Well concluded, FFS. As intelligent and reasoned as he's ever been. 

[CCB III]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

To be fair he was driving a car that was recently involved in another armed offence. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that police force in this case was justified.

 

 

The police would firstly have to confirm the person they were shooting as was armed. 
 

He wasn't. Whatever suspicion you have regarding his involvement in criminal activity etc is irrelevant. 
 

He was unarmed, and shot dead by police. 

[fatjim]

4 hours ago, Tommy said:

You should be on stage. ?

I was quite chuffed with that one to be honest. 

[For Fecks Sake]

57 minutes ago, Parklife said:

@For Fecks Sake has concluded the guy is guilty and deserved shot because otherwise the police wouldn't have shot him. 

Was speaking to a friend who is in the met police, and the reason behind shooting him was that one of his songs was played by accident in the armed officers car and they reckoned they would be doing society a favour.

[For Fecks Sake]

52 minutes ago, CCB III said:

You know what. 

That makes sense, the metropolitan police have never got it wrong before. 
 

Well concluded, FFS. As intelligent and reasoned as he's ever been. 

Ohhh Parkie, look I'm your mate because I agree with you, can we meet up and be friends, drink wanky beer and compare pronouns.

Pathetic.

[NEM]

21 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Ohhh Parkie, look I'm your mate because I agree with you, can we meet up and be friends, drink wanky beer and compare pronouns.

Pathetic.

Ha ha kissed and made up have they?

[Dr_Manhattan]

5 hours ago, CCB III said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiP-cZVjfze/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

4 days ago an unarmed black guy was killed by police in LDN. 
 

Should be bigger news, naturally, won't be 

Hands up all the systematically oppressed victims who nominated Consi to be permanently outraged on their behalf.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

To be fair he was driving a car that was recently involved in another armed offence. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that police force in this case was justified.

 

 

I get the impression that cops rarely have the temperament or competence to be in charge of firearms. 

Get them back to smart top hats, and carrying a whistle and a billy-club. 

[Kilgore Trout]

31 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Was speaking to a friend who is in the met police, and the reason behind shooting him was that one of his songs was played by accident in the armed officers car and they reckoned they would be doing society a favour.

That’s a cunt of a comment from a complete cunt 

[Dr_Manhattan]

31 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Ohhh Parkie, look I'm your mate because I agree with you, can we meet up and be friends, drink wanked-in beer and compare pronouns.

Pathetic.

FIFY

[Joe pike]

37 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Ohhh Parkie, look I'm your mate because I agree with you, can we meet up and be friends, drink wanky beer and compare pronouns.

Pathetic.

Righteous Bros UK tour is back on.

[CCB III]

34 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Ohhh Parkie, look I'm your mate because I agree with you, can we meet up and be friends, drink wanky beer and compare pronouns.

Pathetic.

Rent free as per

[Joe pike]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

One word

JeanCharlesDeMenezes

 

That’s three words

[Kilgore Trout]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

One word

JeanCharlesDeMenezes

 

Good Guillemots song about that poor cunt. Last train to Brazil. 

 

[Kilgore Trout]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That is a bloody good song 

Whatever happened to those cunts and Fyffe Dangerfield ? I always thought they were pretty good.

[Kilgore Trout]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

To be fair my mate is a police officer so you may have a point.

He'd probably still be behind you in the cunt stakes like. 

Result!

[For Fecks Sake]

37 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

That’s a cunt of a comment from a complete cunt 

To be fair my mate is a police officer so you may have a point.

He'd probably still be behind you in the cunt stakes like. 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Ohhh Parkie, look I'm your mate because I agree with you, can we meet up and be friends, drink wanky beer and compare pronouns.

Pathetic.

Does both thinking you talk shite make us pals like?