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[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Consi, is this you? In my mind, I reckon that this is what you look like ?

Stick a beard on that mess and you have him.

[manboobs109]

[Guest milne_afc]

Beat me to it. Nutters

[BrianFaePerth]

Hope they stung the stupid fuckers

[manboobs109]

I'm just wondering who's got to go round telling all the swans.

[Guest milne_afc]

At this stage, it’s a Brass Eye production 

[For Fecks Sake]

Nothing like a royal death to bring out the public weirdos.

[manboobs109]

verbal abuse poems

Fuck sake

[NEM]

The last 3 or 4 stories are satire surely? ?

[Zeus]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11199259/Royal-beekeeper-informed-Queens-bees-HM-died-King-Charles-new-boss.html

 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Fucking hell..

Is that Del Boy?

 

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fucking hell..

Is that Del Boy?

 

What the fuck hahahaha

[Dr_Manhattan]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Ahhh.a wiki reference. ???

http://policeauthority.org/metropolitan/downloads/scrutinites/stockwell/ipcc-one.pdf

Page 36, sections 8.16 & 8.17

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

What the fuck hahahaha

His wee cheeky look at the brother before he delivers the line..  Oh my.

Life is very long when you're lonely.

[Dr_Manhattan]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nah, something not right there.

So to summarise, you think his behaviour contributed to his killing?

Careful, you're flirting with defending the indefensible there.

[King Street Loon]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fucking hell..

Is that Del Boy?

 

She was speaking about a white gentleman. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I wonder what their response was......??

(Bzzzzz bz, bzzz bzz'z bz bzzz).

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, King Street Loon said:

She was speaking about a white gentleman. 

The new Deputy PM???

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11199259/Royal-beekeeper-informed-Queens-bees-HM-died-King-Charles-new-boss.html

 

 

Confirmed this story with a legitimate news source.  This did indeed happen. 

Jesus fucking Christ. 

There was likely a 6 hour ceremony involving 50 guys in pompom slippers walking round the hives 15 times, handing each other ceremonial haddock and invoking the names of all the corgis past and present. 

Clearly this is needed in the 21st Century. 

[Zander1903]

just have to wonder about all the sneaky shite the politicians are doing now while the country is distracted

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 minutes ago, Zander1903 said:

just have to wonder about all the sneaky shite the politicians are doing now while the country is distracted

Trusso working on her porn career.

Hopefully.  (.)(.)

[For Fecks Sake]

15 minutes ago, Zander1903 said:

just have to wonder about all the sneaky shite the politicians are doing now while the country is distracted

Another good day to bury bad news? (Loved the band!).

[Poodler]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9437726/prince-andrew-service-in-queens-memory-in-scotland/
 

 

lady Louise Windsor - PHWOAR 

[don corleone]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/9437726/prince-andrew-service-in-queens-memory-in-scotland/
 

 

lady Louise Windsor - PHWOAR 

Seriously? I think you might need your eyes tested. She looks like she may be mentally disabled. Mind you she's not quite as hideous as Eugene and Beatrice.

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, don corleone said:

Seriously? I think you might need your eyes tested. She looks like she may be mentally disabled. Mind you she's not quite as hideous as Eugene and Beatrice.

It's because she's young. He's doing his edgy thing. 

[Simply Red]

Super posh bitches=cocaine fuelled filthy sex marathon 

Yes Please

[Guest milne_afc]

Really surprised Charlotte hasn’t been mentioned. With a bit of dental care she’s going to be a real looker.

[Woolenrouge]

2 hours ago, don corleone said:

Seriously? I think you might need your eyes tested. She looks like she may be mentally disabled. Mind you she's not quite as hideous as Eugene and Beatrice.

Beatrice looks like what you'd get if a barn owl fucked a horse.

[maryhilldon]

Even the news commentators must be looking at their watches and wishing for it all to end. And there's another 8 days of this nonsense. Surely everything that can be said has already been said.

[CCB III]

27 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Even the news commentators must be looking at their watches and wishing for it all to end. And there's another 8 days of this nonsense. Surely everything that can be said has already been said.

Downloaded the BBC news app the other week, had about 30 push notifications in the last few days and every single one is about the queen. 
 

It's scary how important issues just fade away for this nonsense. Parliament suspended, so can't even debate the important issues of the day. The UKGOV website where you can sign petitions isn't accessible, so you can't actually participate in our democracy ?

 

Its nuts. Wait til Kim Jong Un, or President XiPing die and see how outlets like the BBC report it. 
 

It'll be like chalk and cheese and they won't even get the hypocrisy or irony.