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[The Boofon]

17 minutes ago, Poodler said:

This could be Pervy Andy’s moment. 
 

take some royal guards and revolt. Lead a coup of sorts

lower the legal age of consent to 12

Wishful thinking?

[Andy_123]

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Harry and Rachel Zane on their way.

 

Terminal.

She’s definitely on the way out of the lovely Meghan is getting an invite as well

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Being on the same side of a story as parklife and Consi makes me feel ill.

Hopefully it's coincidence and you actually have a massive brain tumour. 

[maryhilldon]

Mercury Music awards. I might put a quid on a white middle aged man winning. Probably about 1000/1, worth a punt.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

BBC bias again.  Conveying the sympathies of the DUP but not a word of Sinn Féin’s concern.

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

BBC bias again.  Conveying the sympathies of the DUP but not a word of Sinn Féin’s concern.

? Sinn Fein are too busy organising face painters and catering.

[frankie_mac's_4]

Well-wishers are gathering ootside Balmoral. Golden opportunity for a 6 o'clock news soundbite if yer quick...

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Wishful thinking?

Great song by China Crisis.

[The Boofon]

22 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Hopefully it's coincidence and you actually have a massive brain tumour. 

???

Magic.

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Well-wishers are gathering ootside Balmoral. Golden opportunity for an out of control bin lorry.

Absolutely.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Good times for a change.

First Darius, now this.   

Putin or Liam Gallagher next and I may crack a smirk.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Meghans on her way.  That’ll help.

Again drifting back to the Braveheart Longshanks scenario…..

”…..the futures growing in my belly.  It’s a Kardashian…”

Choke. Splutter.

The end

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Meghans on her way.  That’ll help.

Again drifting back to the Braveheart Longshanks scenario…..

”…..the futures growing in my belly.  It’s a Kardashian…”

Choke. Splutter.

The end

?

[don corleone]

Surly now time to put an end to all this ridiculous nonsense. (having a royal family I mean) #obvs

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, don corleone said:

Surly now time to put an end to all this ridiculous nonsense. (having a royal family I mean) #obvs

Aye, this is the perfect time to abolish the monarchy.

[BrianFaePerth]

17 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Good times for a change.

First Darius, now this.   

Putin or Liam Gallagher next and I may crack a smirk.

Al Qaeda exacting revenge on the north coast would suit me.

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Al Qaeda exacting revenge on the north coast would suit me.

The 5th column have been assembling for decades.

[Torry Tosser]

Sorry to disappoint,but apparently she sitting up in bed playing bridge wee Jug Ears.???

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Torry Tosser said:

Sorry to disappoint,but apparently she sitting up in bed playing bridge wee Jug Ears.???

Fuck sake.

[maryhilldon]

All these politicians saying they 'speak for the nation'. Fuck up serf.

[maryhilldon]

The cunt is dead, long live the cunt.

[maryhilldon]

You know shit's gettin serious when they have a sign language guy in the corner during the day.

[CCB III]

10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

All these politicians saying they 'speak for the nation'. Fuck up serf.

Winds me up something fierce. 
 

Should be treated as any other celebrity death, if you liked them/cared feel how you want, but no way should life fucking stop. 
 

Got to hand it to her, after she dies, she still gets one last period of rule before we never have to think about the cunt again. 
 

 

[JumboJET]

The Queen?

More like, the been. (because she is dead and in the past tense)

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, JumboJET said:

The Queen?

More like, the been. (because she is dead and in the past tense)

Boom 

[BrianFaePerth]

BBC correspondent tweeted she was dead, deleted the tweet and then tweeted an apology as there’s been no official announcement.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Thought we were all being nicer on here? An old wifey, someone's granny, has died.

All this celebrating is poor form iyam.

Be happy she will get a proper funeral. 2 years ago only jug ears and horse face could have attended.

[manboobs109]

Thought we were all being nicer on here? An old wifey, someone's granny, has died.

All this celebrating is poor form iyam.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Thought we were all being nicer on here? An old wifey, someone's granny, has died.

All this celebrating is poor form iyam.

Hitler was someone's son/grandson. What's your point?

[Torry Tosser]

She's no dead....Twitter shite.