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Abort

[manboobs109]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jun/29/ministers-fairness-females-sport-swimming-policy

@CCB III

Get her telt. Hateful rubbish.

[BrianFaePerth]

43 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Anybody done today's Wordle? There's a standard Hat phrase that should come to mind upon discovering the answer...

Hamiltons

[BrianFaePerth]

What the fuck is wordle?

[Torry Tosser]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

To the tune of Space Oddity.....

"Charity Commission to Captain Tom,

Charity Commission to Captain Tom,

Pay back your fraudulent gains, and put your coffin lid back on....

Charity Commission to Captain Tom,

Investigation commencing, estate gone,

Check your remaining assets, and may Satan's love be with you."

 

???

[Torry Tosser]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

 Tesco own half of Britain. fuck them.

And their food is shite.

[BrianFaePerth]

Looked it up. Got it on the fourth row. 
 

Won’t be doing it again 

[For Fecks Sake]

28 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/customer-eats-steak-demands-refund-27361592.amp

Chancing fucker.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

Anybody done today's Wordle? There's a standard Hat phrase that should come to mind upon discovering the answer...

I've done it. Me and all my so called mates have. 

[Bluto10]

51 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s an Australian version of Wordle where the word is only one letter long but you get 26 attempts at it. 
Occasionally someone gets it correct. 

he’ll be gettin called prof down the watering hole

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s a music version which is a bit like ‘ name that tune’. Heardle.  I’m fairly decent at it but I do have a good ear .

Yet on here you’re a useless prick at it

[Poodler]

The one time we’re curious about the word and no one drops it ffs 

[patrick bateman]

Minker 

People who rob from charities are the worst 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-61994020

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s a music version which is a bit like ‘ name that tune’. Heardle.  I’m fairly decent at it but I do have a good ear .

Loved Maggie Moone.

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, patrick bateman said:

Minker 

People who rob from charities are the worst 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-61994020

She was found guilty last month of embezzling £19,974 while treasurer of Women For Independence.

Full of zoomers but is/was that a charity?

[Joe pike]

2 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

She was found guilty last month of embezzling £19,974 while treasurer of Women For Independence.

Full of zoomers but is/was that a charity?

Was for her

[Betty Swallicks]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-61950424

Slapped the arse of female copper on night out. Presumed they were strippers?

Gender bending careers should be banned unless clearly a dyke or poof.

 @Poodler

 

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

The one time we’re curious about the word and no one drops it ffs 

It rhymes with Clutch and he can often be seen terrorising locals in a leather jacket round Aberdeen 

[CCB III]

? Hahahaha

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

It rhymes with Clutch and he can often be seen terrorising locals in a leather jacket round Aberdeen 

Misers?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

? Hahahaha

Filthy commie hairless androgynous meerkat scum.

I'd like to see Bojo sit on that cunts chest and pin his arms by his side with his knees, like you used to do with your wee brother, and play hard piano on his little smooth boy tits. 

Then shake his shaggy mane and get some nice British dandruff in the cunts gobby open mouth.

Fuck that guy.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-61950424

Slapped the arse of female copper on night out. Presumed they were strippers?

Gender bending careers should be banned unless clearly a dyke or poof.

 @Poodler

 

Your beloved AFC have gone a bit gay on socmed this evening 

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfbIDHLD7la/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[patrick bateman]

3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

She was found guilty last month of embezzling £19,974 while treasurer of Women For Independence.

Full of zoomers but is/was that a charity?

Not for profit organisation

Suppose it depends on how you want to parse it 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Your beloved AFC have gone a bit gay on socmed this evening 

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfbIDHLD7la/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I've no idea what socmed is and I'm not on instagram (over 30 and hetrosexual ken).

Anyway, surely its our beloved AFC or have you taken a shine to the grappling men in short shorts of Aussie Rules? 

[Betty Swallicks]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Filthy commie hairless androgynous meerkat scum.

I'd like to see Bojo sit on that cunts chest and pin his arms by his side with his knees, like you used to do with your wee brother, and play hard piano on his little smooth boy tits. 

Then shake his shaggy mane and get some nice British dandruff in the cunts gobby open mouth.

Fuck that guy.

Your wee brother aye? 

[elephantstone78]

21 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

EL OH EL

 

Guilty of having too big a heart and caring too much. Fucking loonball

i would have added another 5 years for crimes against music. 

[elephantstone78]

38 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

I've no idea what socmed is and I'm not on instagram (over 30 and hetrosexual ken).

Anyway, surely its our beloved AFC or have you taken a shine to the grappling men in short shorts of Aussie Rules? 

What proportion of men over 30 are on insta do you think?

Is it just looking at pictures of people and their dinner and such like or is there an actual point to it?

I can see the point of Twitter for getting news out immediately etc. 

Facebook at a push. 

but instagram? 
 

Just realised I replied to the person who explicitly said they’re not on instagram. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

11 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

Guilty of having too big a heart and caring too much. Fucking loonball

i would have added another 5 years for crimes against music. 

Reading a wee bit about the case, it seems he was nonced as a kid himself, by his sister and a landlord - fuck sake.

Often times people what get nonced go on to nonce themselves, kinda like getting bitten by a vampire.

Surely knock a couple of years off the sentence for that?  Then add another 5 years for the minging tunes, yes.

[CCB III]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Plenty of folk who have been nonced don’t go onto nonce. 
 

Agree about the extra 5 years. 

Is it not a mad high amount of noncers have been nonced, though? 
 

Not excusing it obv just seems like a really sad, desperate endless cycle. 
 

Paedos/pervs who haven't committed any acts are worthy of our empathy IMO. The minute someone offends though, that should be tatties. 
 

Cast away and struck off. 

 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d have thought if you were nonced and traumatised by it the last thing you would want to do is inflict that on another innocent. Seems like some of these cunts get caught and use their supposed experiences as an excuse. 

Calm doon Jordan Peterson.