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[Poodler]

Was just coming to post that rapper fatality and it’s already news. 
 

He was in 67, hardly known for their loving community work. Known to carry guns committed murders and responsible for awful music. It’s always the loving and charming ones that get killed isn’t it. 
 

 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Countless, really - go on tell us how many Parkie.

I've got better things to do bud. 

You can keep on thinking anyone killed by police must've deserved it because they don't do it a lot if you want. It's makes not an iota of difference to me. 

[Torry Tosser]

4 Adults taken to hospital after a dog goes berserk in a house in Crown Street Aberdeen. 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

4 Adults taken to hospital after a dog goes berserk in a house in Crown Street Aberdeen. 

GBN

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Torry Tosser said:

4 Adults taken to hospital after a dog goes berserk in a house in Crown Street Aberdeen. 

Probably a mistreated staffie or mastiff, definitely one of the devil dog breeds. Poor thing will be destroyed without trial ?

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

GBN

 

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Probably a mistreated staffie or mastiff, definitely one of the devil dog breeds. Poor thing will be destroyed without trial ?

And debut album title 

[The Boofon]

Diehard Rangers fan loses discrimination case after judge rules football is not a religion | The Scottish Sun

I'd like to here more from Judge Lucy.

Employment Judge Lucy Wiseman concluded: “However fanatical [Mr McClung’s] support for rangers, it lacked the required characteristics of cogency, cohesion and importance.

[For Fecks Sake]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I've got better things to do bud. 

You can keep on thinking anyone killed by police must've deserved it because they don't do it a lot if you want. It's makes not an iota of difference to me. 

You keep on back tracking when challenged for speaking pish. 

For the record, I don't think "anyone killed by the police must've deserved it". However when it involves some gangsta rapper wannabe then the chances are that yes, they deserved it.

Come to think of it, as a 'gangsta rapper wannabe' yourself, you had better watch out on your daily commute through Falkirk - the local cops might be itching to put a bullet in your ass.

#prayforparkie

[For Fecks Sake]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Diehard Rangers fan loses discrimination case after judge rules football is not a religion | The Scottish Sun

I'd like to here more from Judge Lucy.

Employment Judge Lucy Wiseman concluded: “However fanatical [Mr McClung’s] support for rangers, it lacked the required characteristics of cogency, cohesion and importance.

Edward McClung - One for the funny names thread!

[The Boofon]

 

31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Commentary by Jock Brown. 

Classic that.

 

Jacob Rees-Mogg 'honoured' to be new business secretary at crucial time for UK business (bmmagazine.co.uk)

Great news. First thing he's doing is pushing the use of these new fangled automatic looms in the cotton mills since he appears to still believe he lives in the Victorian Era.

 

 

[Parklife]

44 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

You keep on back tracking when challenged for speaking pish. 
 

I've not backtracked at all. 

44 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

For the record, I don't think "anyone killed by the police must've deserved it".

That's pretty much what you said. 

44 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Come to think of it, as a 'gangsta rapper wannabe' yourself,

Am I? That's news to me. Is someone who listens to heavy metal a "rock star wannabe", or someone who listens to Bob Dylan a "child shagging Paedo"? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

Classic that.

 

Jacob Rees-Mogg 'honoured' to be new business secretary at crucial time for UK business (bmmagazine.co.uk)

Great news. First thing he's doing is pushing the use of these new fangled automatic looms in the cotton mills since he appears to still believe he lives in the Victorian Era.

 

 

History not your Mastermind specialist topic then Boofter? ?

[For Fecks Sake]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I've not backtracked at all. 

That's pretty much what you said. 

Am I? That's news to me. Is someone who listens to heavy metal a "rock star wannabe", or someone who listens to Bob Dylan a "child shagging Paedo"? 

So you agree its not actually what I said then.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Heavy metal lolz.  That's so 70's spik.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

See the Resurrect The Soles boy is a nonce.

Had to Google that.  What's he done?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

700 indecent images of kids on his phone.

Fucks sake. Dirty bastard.

[sigh]

Theiving Fifers - nothing new there

[sigh]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

GBN and DA

??????

I'm no good with acronyms

[The Boofon]

57 minutes ago, Roberto said:

See the Resurrect The Soles boy is a nonce.

Annoying. He was good.

 

Had a couple pairs done from him. Cracking job.

[Poodler]

How much porn do you have to have watched before you think that’s a good idea to start downloading that nonsense. Exhausted everything else then fire into that. Incredible stamina. 
 

life now over

[Torry Tosser]

Lewis Capaldi diagnosed with tourette's syndrome. 

That'll be hilarious now when he breaks into song,calling the audience Cunts,Wankers.?

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

How much porn do you have to have watched before you think that’s a good idea to start downloading that nonsense. Exhausted everything else then fire into that. Incredible stamina. 
 

life now over

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/virtual-sex-teslasuit-lets-lovers-27921517
 

This is now the future of sex though. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

29 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/virtual-sex-teslasuit-lets-lovers-27921517
 

This is now the future of sex though. 

Ah well, it's just as well men can get pregnant these days.  We can now just go fuck ourselves.

[sigh]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11186501/Katie-Price-says-raped-2018-carjacking-South-Africa-ahead-new-documentary.html

Still would.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, sigh said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11186501/Katie-Price-says-raped-2018-carjacking-South-Africa-ahead-new-documentary.html

Still would.

 

Aye, fuckin' right she did.  Attention seekin' slag.

I wouldn't.

[Torry Tosser]

25 minutes ago, sigh said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11186501/Katie-Price-says-raped-2018-carjacking-South-Africa-ahead-new-documentary.html

Still would.

 

Really,desperate stakes.

Attention seeking whore.

[maryhilldon]

'6 guys with guns',  aye right. It was Harvey.

[sigh]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

'6 guys with guns',  aye right. It was Harvey.

Oh what a day

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, sigh said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11186501/Katie-Price-says-raped-2018-carjacking-South-Africa-ahead-new-documentary.html

Still would.

 

She's got a new TV show to promote you say ?

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, sigh said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11186501/Katie-Price-says-raped-2018-carjacking-South-Africa-ahead-new-documentary.html

Still would.

 

For a woman who has spent her adult life getting fucked by strangers in toilets/carparks/jungles, who does she think shes kidding with this.

Pitiful human. (Still would reluctantly and would defo wear a johnny)