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[Andy_123]

If she’s gone by Saturday the minutes silence at Pittodrie will be interesting

[CCB III]

Jelly and ice cream at the ready, gents!

[Beachend Bootboy]

Such unbridled hatred, just when Pete Lee and his cyber chums are luggin' in.  Very clever.

[frankie_mac's_4]

17 minutes ago, NEM said:

Fuck sake Saturdays game going to get cancelled just as the hun scum are on the ropes

Have they announced postponing fixtures if she croaks? Or just speculation? 

[styrofoamplates]

2 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Have they announced postponing fixtures if she croaks? Or just speculation? 

Guaranteed they'll be postponed.  

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

12 days national mourning.  This week and next week's games will be off.  Hopefully she hangs on until the World Cup or at least the international break

...or at least to the end of the Racing League meeting at Southwell this evening. 

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Have they announced postponing fixtures if she croaks? Or just speculation? 

12 days national mourning.  This week and next week's games will be off.  Hopefully she hangs on until the World Cup or at least the international break

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, Andy_123 said:

If she’s gone by Saturday the minutes silence at Pittodrie will be interesting

Aye, I doubt it will be held in the same "regard" as Alexander Busby's back in January 1994 when the dead club's rodents fucking disgraced the entire nation, if that's possible.

Quite possibly winning the last race at Epsom with Improvise may be too much for the old lady.

[Guest milne_afc]

Byron Bakery finished her aff. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

12 days national mourning

Fuck off !?! ?

[CCB III]

What if you're not mourning? What if you're having a party?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Probably willed herself to death so she dunt have to pay the 400% lecky and gas bill hike.

Mean old bastard.

[NEM]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Fuck off !?! ?

Yip until she gets planted I presume

[Guest milne_afc]

I thought Chuck had converted to Islam? He’ll have her in the sea before breakfast. Party on.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Probably willed herself to death so she dunt have to pay the 400% lecky and gas bill hike.

Mean old bastard.

She'll be missing out on her annual £200 Winter Fuel Payment if she goes soon though, Grays loon. 

[Poodler]

27 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Lived longer than most parasites. 
 

Here's hoping she hangs on til around 1159 Saturday morning, get the message through just as the game starts. 
 

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And she got to live here - the rest of the nazi‘S were exiled to South America 

 

 

a fascist regime. Head turned by big nazi cock at 13. Slut

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Think we get a day off if she pegs it. Weather is still shit so hang on a bit yer majesty, soon be summer.

Thursday bingo.

[Ten Caat]

When we described our elderly patients as being "comfortable" to their relatives......it generally conveyed that they'd had a lovely dose of delicious morphine and that things were moving inexorably to an inevitable conclusion. Always being careful to avoid giving timescales of course.....the first question you get asked is "how long has he/she got?" and although most will die in a matter of days/hours, there are a few who for no obvious reason manage to cling on for  a fortnight or more despite minimal fluid intake and generally zero nutritional intake.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Thursday bingo.

Hemispherist prick

[Poodler]

This could be Pervy Andy’s moment. 
 

take some royal guards and revolt. Lead a coup of sorts

lower the legal age of consent to 12

[Poodler]

Her cold blood should see her hang on a bit 

#lizard

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

When we described our elderly patients as being "comfortable" to their relatives......it generally conveyed that they'd had a lovely dose of delicious morphine and that things were moving inexorably to an inevitable conclusion. Always being careful to avoid giving timescales of course.....the first question you get asked is "how long has he/she got?" and although most will die in a matter of days/hours, there are a few who for no obvious reason manage to cling on for  a fortnight or more despite minimal fluid intake and generally zero nutritional intake.

Needs to be Sunday at the earliest.

[Parklife]

What a beautiful Thursday this is. 

I hope all my fellow Republicans have a wonderful day 

[BrianFaePerth]

Harry and Rachel Zane on their way.

 

Terminal.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Harry and Rachel Zane on their way.

 

Terminal.

There's only one terminal at Dyce airport loon. 

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

When we described our elderly patients as being "comfortable" to their relatives......it generally conveyed that they'd had a lovely dose of delicious morphine and that things were moving inexorably to an inevitable conclusion. Always being careful to avoid giving timescales of course.....the first question you get asked is "how long has he/she got?" and although most will die in a matter of days/hours, there are a few who for no obvious reason manage to cling on for  a fortnight or more despite minimal fluid intake and generally zero nutritional intake.

You always cheer me up TC.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What a beautiful Thursday this is. 

I hope all my fellow Republicans have a wonderful day 

Being on the same side of a story as parklife and Consi makes me feel ill.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Her cold blood should see her hang on a bit 

#lizard

Remember this song, Poodler min....?

Fits in well with your analogy of the old lady.?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Bet she's got all the Megadeth albums on vinyl an all.

That jammy liitle prick Harry likely to be the beneficiary there.

Baldrick Wills will be getting her petticoats and tea sets.

[Dad]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Being on the same side of a story as parklife and Consi makes me feel ill.

Good