Hayden Coulson signs

[Joe pike]

3 hours ago, Rico1903 said:

Apparently that’s where he used to play and was converted to a left back. 

No good anywhere if he can’t play 90 mins.

[Ten Caat]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d love to see Coulson start on the left wing. He’s a terrific player. 

I'd love to see him finish on the left wing.

Finishing a match in any position would be good tbh

[elephantstone78]

29 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

No good anywhere if he can’t play 90 mins.

Crunched again today. 
imo he’s a very talented footballer but not really suited to the rough and tumble of British football. 
would excel in spain or Italy. 
 

miles better than Mckenzie, that shouldn’t really be up for debate. 

[Don_Corleone]

Just now, elephantstone78 said:

Crunched again today. 
imo he’s a very talented footballer but not really suited to the rough and tumble of British football. 
would excel in spain or Italy. 
 

miles better than Mckenzie, that shouldn’t really be up for debate. 

Aye, just gets snapped left right and centre because he's got skill, pace and the desire to go past his opponents. Hardly surprising that he picks up injuries.

Technically, he's probably the best player we've got. 

[Joe pike]

1 hour ago, Don_Corleone said:

Aye, just gets snapped left right and centre because he's got skill, pace and the desire to go past his opponents. Hardly surprising that he picks up injuries.

Technically, he's probably the best player we've got. 

He injured himself today.

[RUL]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I just remembered Coulson sitting on his arse tonight then going off injured. 😂 You’ve got to laugh 

Aye, I thought he was going to be a great player for us but he can’t take a tackle at all. 

[DelMonte]

He was playing shite so faked an injury, same school as that Nigerian from Man City who MT thought was brilliant. 

[Dal Riata Don]

He's another one of our players who would be perfect IF there were no opposition players trying to stop/tackle him.

[Zeus]

24 minutes ago, DelMonte said:

He was playing shite so faked an injury, same school as that Nigerian from Man City who MT thought was brilliant. 

Was exactly my thoughts last night tbh.

[YorkDon]

48 minutes ago, RUL said:

Aye, I thought he was going to be a great player for us but he can’t take a tackle at all. 

Brings to mind an old saying you don’t hear anymore. “He couldn’t tackle a fish supper”. 😆

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Brings to mind an old saying you don’t hear anymore. “He couldn’t tackle a fish supper”. 😆

A fish supper would have a higher transfer value than some of our squad right now

[Don_Corleone]

I've got a feeling Coulson probably shouldn't have been playing last night - definitely didn't look right from the start. If he did break or even bruise his ribs a couple days ago then it's pretty hard to breathe properly and agony if you get a slight knock or even when you move. Would've been better just playing 4231 or 442 last night and having McKenzie at left back with one of our 25 wingers in front of him, and given Coulson time to recover properly.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

11 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

A fish supper would have a higher transfer value than some of our squad right now

To be fair there’s a fair few agents who’d right go a fish supper just now.  Whereas our squad…

[Sydney_Red]

14 hours ago, Don_Corleone said:

I've got a feeling Coulson probably shouldn't have been playing last night - definitely didn't look right from the start. If he did break or even bruise his ribs a couple days ago then it's pretty hard to breathe properly and agony if you get a slight knock or even when you move. Would've been better just playing 4231 or 442 last night and having McKenzie at left back with one of our 25 wingers in front of him, and given Coulson time to recover properly.

Couldn’t agree more. I think he’s been hung out here - should never of been on the pitch in the first place. Goodwin should really take responsibility for playing him.

[Rico1903]

6 hours ago, Sydney_Red said:

Couldn’t agree more. I think he’s been hung out here - should never of been on the pitch in the first place. Goodwin should really take responsibility for playing him.

I’m no medical expert but if Duk ‘opened his ligaments’ (whatever that is) against St Mirren I doubt playing on Killie’s honking pitch a few days later would have been the best idea for him either. 

[shut up meg]

On 12/24/2022 at 12:28 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d love to see Coulson start on the left wing. He’s a terrific player. 

The new Shay Logan @fine-n-dandy

[fine-n-dandy]

8 hours ago, shut up meg said:

The new Shay Logan @fine-n-dandy

Why not? 🤔

[englishred]

13 hours ago, Rico1903 said:

I’m no medical expert but if Duk ‘opened his ligaments’ (whatever that is) against St Mirren I doubt playing on Killie’s honking pitch a few days later would have been the best idea for him either. 

But no Duk would mean Ramirez and he wouldn't want that in case he scored a couple to prove him wrong

[Ernie McCracken]

And people give Jack McKenzie shit. 🙄

[DelMonte]

I think he’s clearly a talented player and has been superb some games but this isn’t a team for a full back who can’t defend. 

[elephantstone78]

Another horror show today, that error where he just lay down on the half way line beggared belief. 
 

However, Mckenzie is also dog shit. 
 

ffs need an actual competent left back. Not a winger or JM. 

[Ten Caat]

9 hours ago, Ernie McCracken said:

And people give Jack McKenzie shit. 🙄

They're just polar opposites

Coulson decent going forward. Can't defend for toffee

MacKenzie a solid enough pure defender. Gets apoplexy the instant he crosses the half way line

Neither good enough sadly

[Zeus]

I'd be ending that loan deal pronto. 

Soft as shite

[old sheep]

Nice footballer. Weak mentality. Can be said of a number of our players, hence our abysmal away form. 

[1903Fitba]

I like him. Think he’d do okay in a more forward position. 
 

That being said, he always looks like he needs a good wash. 

[englishred]

10 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

Another horror show today, that error where he just lay down on the half way line beggared belief. 
 

However, Mckenzie is also dog shit. 
 

ffs need an actual competent left back. Not a winger or JM. 

I just seen that on the highlights. Laying like that on the floor is disgusting. Middlesbrough must be raging 

[Dynamo]

Coulson has been terrible since the restart after the WC. Another one to get rid of. Thankfully he'll be away after his loan. Heart of a mouse.

[Andy_123]

I’d give him a go as a winger for a few games. He’s not good enough defensively to play in defence.

The only game I can remember him playing well was the cup semi at Hampden. Probably our MOTM that day

[strachanmcgheegoal]

7 hours ago, Andy_123 said:

I’d give him a go as a winger for a few games. He’s not good enough defensively to play in defence.

The only game I can remember him playing well was the cup semi at Hampden. Probably our MOTM that day

Hesitate to use the Sliding doors analogy but he smashes that chance in the last minute into the net, we somehow survive extra time and the Huns shite it in the penalties as they do.

If only…..

(then we’d have found an even more humiliating way to lose to fucking Darvel)

[Don Fonte]

14 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Hesitate to use the Sliding doors analogy but he smashes that chance in the last minute into the net, we somehow survive extra time and the Huns shite it in the penalties as they do.

If only…..

(then we’d have found an even more humiliating way to lose to fucking Darvel)

How drunk were you watching the game?