Holidays 2023

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

100 percent. Cunts are struggling to heat their homes and buy food but these fucks want you to fork out hard earned dough to watch them sign a bit of paper and get likes for their self indulgent photos. 
 

 I hate people sometimes. 

I once spent a bit of time roasting such types, and a lassie at work at then end of my ire filled complaint said "I'm getting married abroad."

 

Ah no. 
 

She's cool though, she knew I didn't mean her. 

[maryhilldon]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

 I hate people sometimes. 

I hate people all the time. Absolute cunts mostly.

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

Tbf if someone invited me to a wedding that was outwith Europe I'd be pissed off. 
 

"We'd love for you to be there, as long as you've the 3K it'll take to come!"

 

Show off nonsense. Honeymoon there if you like, have yir wedding local ti far yir fae. 

A simple "no thanks" and problem solved.

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

A simple "no thanks" and problem solved.

Naturally 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

Tbf if someone invited me to a wedding that was outwith Europe I'd be pissed off. 
 

"We'd love for you to be there, as long as you've the 3K it'll take to come!"

 

Show off nonsense. Honeymoon there if you like, have yir wedding local ti far yir fae. 

The bride is from there tbh. Not ideal but Hawaii looks a decent place, no idea what parky is on about saying it would be awful 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

The bride is from there tbh. Not ideal but Hawaii looks a decent place, no idea what parky is on about saying it would be awful 

Parkies talking shite. Hawaii looks like an incredible place to visit.  Maybe not enough  Jewish restaurants.

[DD1903]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

100 percent. Cunts are struggling to heat their homes and buy food but these fucks want you to fork out hard earned dough to watch them sign a bit of paper and get likes for their self indulgent photos. 
 

 I hate people sometimes. 

The 40th in vegas is a massive, self indulgent piss take. 'Let's go on to a place where it costs 20 quid for a beer to mark my birthday!'

[Parklife]

39 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

The 40th in vegas is a massive, self indulgent piss take. 'Let's go on to a place where it costs 20 quid for a beer to mark my birthday!'

Precisely. 

[NEM]

Vegas is brilliant for a few days on the piss 

[The Cockney Don]

23 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Canary Islands cruise booked, might book a Med one for late summer or a villa in Cyprus....just for a change 😄

Cruise ships are full of the covids i'm sorry to say.

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, NEM said:

Vegas is brilliant for a few days on the piss 

I thought it was overrated, personally.

[chief_wiggum]

54 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Cruise ships are full of the covids i'm sorry to say.

Iv'e been on about 20 cruises and would like to say never caught it but that would be a lie 🤫 Just the once near the end of a cruise, walked it off 💪

[Quagmire]

3 hours ago, NEM said:

Vegas is brilliant for a few days on the piss 

100%

 

14 hours ago, CCB III said:

Tbf if someone invited me to a wedding that was outwith Europe I'd be pissed off. 
 

"We'd love for you to be there, as long as you've the 3K it'll take to come!"

 

Show off nonsense. Honeymoon there if you like, have yir wedding local ti far yir fae. 

 

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

100 percent. Cunts are struggling to heat their homes and buy food but these fucks want you to fork out hard earned dough to watch them sign a bit of paper and get likes for their self indulgent photos. 
 

 I hate people sometimes. 

Known a few folk get married abroad and it’s always the same ‘if you can make it great, if you can’t no problem’ invite. Your mates must be cunts or you’re waffling a load of shite again. 

[Fridge]

You boys are a bunch of grippy bastards. 
 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

You boys are a bunch of grippy bastards. 
 

Not everyone is a ceo like you Fridger 

[Bluto10]

got some train tickets booked for rotterdam

planning on a day trip to amsterdam during a long weekend in spring

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

got some train tickets booked for rotterdam

planning on a day trip to amsterdam during a long weekend in spring

Selling your arse?

Good luck.

[Bluto10]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Selling your arse?

Good luck.

no don.

just bragging

[For Fecks Sake]

4 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Not everyone is a ceo like you Fridger 

[Poodler]

19 hours ago, Parklife said:

Precisely. 

Can’t imagine you and your squad making the best of anywhere tbh. Discussing football stats and politics over some slowly drank beers 

pathetic 

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Can’t imagine you and your squad making the best of anywhere tbh. Discussing football stats and politics over some slowly drank beers 

pathetic 

the left wing back for union Berlin has the highest pass completion rate in europes top five leagues since game day 5 this season

hows your neipa btw? mines has perfect blend of grapefruit notes and hoppy undertones.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

the left wing back for union Berlin has the highest pass completion rate in europes top five leagues since game day 5 this season

hows your neipa btw? mines has perfect blend of grapefruit notes and hoppy undertones.

Are you actually mocking yourself Blutz?  Was that self deprecation?

[styrofoamplates]

On 11/12/2022 at 1:30 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

Cunts can get married wherever they like, it’s when they expect their entire congregation of spastic friends to be massively out of pocket for their big day that irks me. 

Poor show Hanz. You can't go about calling people spastics. 

It's Scope now. 

Scope? Why do they change the name and ruin it? 'Consignia' and 'Scope'. It’s the Post Office and the Spastic Society!

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

😂 I stand corrected 

Orthopedic shoes? Like Parkies?

[The Boofon]

22 hours ago, DD1903 said:

I thought it was overrated, personally.

Agreed. 

Only bit I enjoyed was Fremont for a night and going to Circus Circus to see the FALILV roundabout.

 

Vegas was generally full of tossers. 

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said:

Poor show Hanz. You can't go about calling people spastics. 

It's Scope now. 

Scope? Why do they change the name and ruin it? 'Consignia' and 'Scope'. It’s the Post Office and the Spastic Society!

Is that Consi’s latest incarnation?

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Agreed. 

Only bit I enjoyed was Fremont for a night and going to Circus Circus to see the FALILV roundabout.

 

Vegas was generally full of tossers. 

Americans who can’t handle their pop. The worst

[DD1903]

49 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Guffs, Aussies and Arabs also awful 

This is very true. Especially the English lads lads lads types

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, The Boofon said:

 

Vegas was generally full of tossers. 

It was when you were there.

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

It was when you were there.

you’re funniest (only ever) post