Dad Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 Just now, Torry Tosser said: My English one 2.5 goals Was Walsall v Bradford Oldham Wealdstone ..both up. Charlton v Shrews let me down 1-1 whole second half that would have been another £88...Still cant grumble. Done German Bundesliga 2 today,treble 2.5 goals they kick off at 12.30. Both us foiled by Charlton 😑 Draw-specialising arseholes haha Still my tip for next season League One Winners mind ✌️ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Dad said: Both us foiled by Charlton 😑 Draw-specialising arseholes haha Still my tip for next season League One Winners mind ✌️ Eh will lump it on them to be relegated then Link to comment
Dad Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 59 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Eh will lump it on them to be relegated then Lump on bars of soap you fucking cunt Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 3 hours ago, Dad said: Both us foiled by Charlton 😑 Draw-specialising arseholes haha Still my tip for next season League One Winners mind ✌️ My Bundesliga2 going well at half time 2.5 goals. Karlsruher v Hertha 2-1 so that's up Other two are 1-1 and 2-0 at HT. So just a goal in each wanted,But St Pauli have let me doon before. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 1 hour ago, Torry Tosser said: My Bundesliga2 going well at half time 2.5 goals. Karlsruher v Hertha 2-1 so that's up Other two are 1-1 and 2-0 at HT. So just a goal in each wanted,But St Pauli have let me doon before. 2 up...Hansa Rostock v Magdeburg 0-2 from 35th minute...Bastard Germans 😅 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 21 Author Share Posted April 21 3 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: 2 up...Hansa Rostock v Magdeburg 0-2 from 35th minute...Bastard Germans 😅 Ach up overall son - still plenty reason to hit the beach or summat 🙌 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 7 minutes ago, Dad said: Ach up overall son - still plenty reason to hit the beach or summat 🙌 I never see any of it the wife and daughters will steal it from me..🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 8 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: I never see any of it the wife and daughters will steal it from me..🤣🤣🤣 Tell them to f*ck off. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 Welcome back hombres ✌️. Ok: That's us in our fucking stride now... a wee minor tweak here 'n' there as the initial weeks rumble by - but what yous are seeing, is pretty much it 👍 Dad's made thing pretty clear to longer term readers, that change 'n' adapting is part 'n' parcels o' how Dad Does pish 😎. There's an argument o' course for stagnation enforcing a new direction haha - but it's all in how you spin pish at the end o' the fucking day ✌️. A tough cunt o' a thing gambling... but cunts do do ok at it sometimes: There is Hope. 200 shots at hitting the highest o' heights hath been fun - but Dad Realised there at DWT200, that having that big fuck-off proper life-changer to look forward to e'ery now 'n' again, added that much needed Centrepiece to mix pish up 'n' act as an indicator o' success. Seeing a Double-DWT on regular occasion strikes Dad as the kind o' thing that'd mean Dad had finally fucking made it 😭 Much to do o' course - doing ones best to avoid getting carried away... but Dad Believes: Dad Can Do It. Dad can make a modest livin' sort o', out of the throbbing mass that is DWT. One day, we'll do pish live on YouTube probably - start the day at 2pm, see it right through to half 5 or some pish. Be great that - a voice listened to at the peak hours o' a footballing day. Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the morale support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN APRIL 2024 STANDS AT: -£291.47 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£456.49 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1375.67 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -£6.47 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, searching for summat to properly welcome in the New Era wi' what we all need - a Treble Winner: IT'S DWT202 🙌��🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds NORWICH 🟡🟢🟡🟢🔴 swansea 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/6 SOUTHAMPTON 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟡 stoke 🟢🟡🔴🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 8/15 CRAWLEY 🟡🟡🔴🔴🟢 grimsby 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 21/20 DWT ODDS: 4.24/1 DWT202 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A NORWICH SOUTHAMPTON 1.56/1 B NORWICH CRAWLEY 2.42/1 C SOUTHAMPTON CRAWLEY 2.14/1 NORWICH Won 5 'n' drawn 2 o' their last 8: Noriwhc mean beeswa at just the right fucking time �� 14 Games it's been since they tasted defeat at Carrow Road. A fucking fortress �� 3 wins in 12 away games tells you swansea arenae exactly cunts to shit your pants to; especially when they've lil else to do atm than wallow in mid-table mediocrity �� Seemed a natural choice Norwich: pretty much secured in the final Play Off spot... but just one tiny lil doubt to eradicate - which given the importance o' form being carried into the massive showdowns, keen they'll be to wipe that away proper good 'n' early 🧹. Fine they've been recently swansea - three wins on the trot marks a solid peetering out o' an o'erwise dissapointingly average season. Pride's fine 'n' all - but cannae see them risking unnecessary exhaustion in an effort to match rampant Norwich. SOUTHAMPTON 6 Points still to b eplayed for - 'n' just so happens Soton are 6 points off of 2nd 🙌 (The proverbial Miracles shalt be required to make sure all slots home tbf ✌️) The terrific cunts have won their last 3 at home, with a might 10 Wins from the last 13 at St Marys �� meanwhile, visitors stoke have lost 5 of their last 8 on the road - means they'll probably save their best 'til the home game to Bristol City to make sure o' pish ✌️ Alluded to it a smidge in the Plus Points: the chance to snatch second seems, hard to achieve putting it mildly. Although they face Leeds at St Marys in the final league match - so win this 6 or 7 nil, shit could get v, v interesting 🙌. Indestructable at home our heroes are - so it'll be all hands on deck making sure St Marys Rep is fully reinforced 👊 CRAWLEY This is IT: Win 'n' Crawley have a good stab at being a confirmed Play Off Positioned team �� Grimsby have already confirmed safety; they'll no be giving much a fuck �� 1 Game: S'all grimsby have managed to win in the last 8 away games... 'n' that was o'er crewe - who had only won once in their last - you guessed it - 8 home games �� Here - Dad'll admit... a wee risk being taken here based on form - but fuck sake, if they cannae muster toge'er summat for this, this HUGE game - then well there's summat far fucking wrong with 'em. They havenae disintergrated by any stretch: the last few matches have seen plenty chances created 'n' all the rest... just wasnae happening. 'N' to be fair - one o' the losses was away to Wrexham ✌️. As mused ^ - grimsby havenae much to give too much effort o'er - t'will be fucking fine 👍 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the morale support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 as if anyone needs told Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 Always high probability o'new subscribers Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 And it’s moral not morale, of which there’s none positive in the DWT Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: And it’s moral not morale, of which there’s none positive in the DWT Oh aye apologies - was auto corrected See you're enjoying the read there though Bri son 👍 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Eh enjoy any time you admit you’re an incompetent old cunt Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Eh enjoy any time you admit you’re an incompetent old cunt Was going to say son - aside from the moral/morale travesty, I misspelt 'Norwich', missed the 'x' on, 'Beeswax' , double 's' & one 'p' in 'disappointingly', 'Indestructible' with an 'a'... Too excited 😃 Next week, Dad'll write the grammatical wrongs 👍 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 1 minute ago, Dad said: Was going to say son - aside from the moral/morale travesty, I misspelt 'Norwich', missed the 'x' on, 'Beeswax' , double 's' & one 'p' in 'disappointingly', 'Indestructible' with an 'a'... Too excited 😃 Next week, Dad'll write the grammatical wrongs 👍 Eh see what you did there. Probably my mistake. Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Good luck auld yin, hope it's 100% successful today 🤞. My goals betting has been honking/unlucky of late. However looking forward to final set of EPL matches on 19th May. Usually a goldmine of over 2.5 goals matches, so a decent accumulator can be punted on on that day. Hopefully a good end to the season awaits. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 36 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Eh see what you did there. Probably my mistake. It's early days o' this new mindset; minds racing - excited about all the possibilities... Slackness'll creep in. Plus Reddit doesnae allow edits to posts anymore, so it's all an adjustment. Well race to the next Double-DWT 'n' all this broohaha'll be forgotten about 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 14 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Good luck auld yin, hope it's 100% successful today 🤞. My goals betting has been honking/unlucky of late. However looking forward to final set of EPL matches on 19th May. Usually a goldmine of over 2.5 goals matches, so a decent accumulator can be punted on on that day. Hopefully a good end to the season awaits. Dad feels good about it son 👍 Defences'll be slack sure... Money in the bank 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 DWT203: May the Force be wi' us 🤺 (May 4th 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️. The disappointment o' last week left an impression on Dad... the New Methods proving the antithesis o' what actually happened, giving us here at DWT absolutely zero in fucking return. Hurts especially so when the odds are comparatively pish - so yous can imagine: Dad's Hurtin' 🤕 The perils then o' keeping pish realistic... when it goes wrong, it cuts deep, leaving a wound that'll remind a cunt o' the horrors o' that day for a whiley to come. They say howe'er, that immediate reparations can add a lot to recovery: mood heightened, raw joy-fuelled adrenaline coursing through the body etc - it helps 💁. Jumping straight up 'n' dusting down free o' fuss 'n' wallowing, fair goes a stretch in assisting forgetfulness. Dad's gone some to make sure - heroes en masse gathered the ge'er, to help make the desires a reality 🤞 No much o' the regular pish to go obviously - so keen Dad is to make familiarity count whilst one can. Capital isnae really summat that has e'er got that familiar round these parts... so it's wi' much frustration these irks continue, despite the noticeable improvement in probability. Ach here - it'll stick eventually... the key is stringing pish along - or at the very least, minimising loss. Losing the full purse contents isnae to happen e'er again: that's the vow. No a vow Dad can absolutely guarantee - but for sure: tis v, v much the intent. Today, the intent is prominent to the hilt 👊 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL IN APRIL 2024 STANDS AT: -£311.47 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£476.49 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1395.67 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -£26.47 Horrendous . Rotten veg'll continue to rain down on Dad for the foreseeable alas... going to take a wee whiley afore there's owt etched in Black. Day 1 o' the recovery: Today 👍 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, searching for the kind o' result we've been piling eggs in the fucking basket for: IT'S DWT203 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds NEWCASTLE UNITED 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟡 burnley 🟡🟢🟡🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 19/20 LEEDS UNITED 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 southampton 🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢 12:30 GMT 4/7 LEICESTER CITY 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 blackburn rovers 🟡🔴🟢🔴🟡 12:30 GMT 8/13 DWT ODDS: 3.95/1 DWT203 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A NEWCASTLE UNITED LEEDS UNITED 2.06/1 B NEWCASTLE UNITED LEICESTER CITY 2.15/1 C LEEDS UNITED LEICESTER CITY 1.54/1 NEWCASTLE UNITED 3 Wins from their last 4: Newcastle are intent on finishing the season strongly, making sure Europe in on the Agenda yet again Despite ups 'n' dahns results-wise on the road - they've only failed to score once in their last 7 away from home... 'n' we all know burnley are good for conceding a fucking goal or two 2 wins in their last 17 burnley have recorded - those being at home to 10-Man Brentford & away to useless bastards personified Sheffield United... 1 win in 9 at home - hoo mama A damp squib by their own high expectations/standards this season hath been alas... sure a nice memory or two from their Champions League efforts - but essentially, stagnation it hath ultimately been. But for sure - they have a run-in that suits them v nicely indeed... the trip to Old Trafford in particular, a showpiece in terms o' their ambition 🏆. Essentially, win all remaining games - they're back in Europe. On paper - this one's a gimme. An away win o'er Sheff U doth no' a scary Premiership Team Make. Shite are burnley - they'll ship a few in a standard collapsey way. LEEDS UNITED Win at all costs for Leeds - s'all they can do. 10 Wins out o' 12 on their own patch, says there's a solid chance they fucking will Desires'll be high to carry good form into probable Play-Off involvement... 'n' given southamptons situation, good chance that this is a Dress Rehearsal for the Play-Off Final its-fucking-self 4 attempts soton have had winning away - failed e'ery fucking time. Turned to mush they have, the useless fucks A big fuck-off custard pie right to the chops there last time out: ah no. But despite that - they still could finish 2nd 🙌. No to say the chances are high... sure they'll fuck up southampton - but tis likely Ipswich'll have enough to scrape a point against League 1-heading 'uddersfield (probably ✌️). Professionals they is sure - they'll recognise the importance o' a victory at home... at the very least getting the home fans riled up for the Play-Off Onslaught 🤘. 4th they'll be soton - nowt changes that the day. See them rest stars in prep for a showdown wi' Norwich (probably) 😎 LEICESTER CITY The recouperative powers of relaxation - League Title in the bag, Leicester have turned the dial to max: 9 goals 'n' 3 wins from 3 No fucking way Leicester'll be accepting defeat at home on the last day o' the season - determination'll be high Reverse fixture saw a dominant 1-4 cunting for our lot. Todays foes blackburn, are shite. Cunts were calling for Maresca's Head such was the sudden collapse in their form... seemed they could indeed fuck it all up. But then: it was all alright again 🙌 'n' now, s'all but a distant fucking memory: the parties started 'n' the confidence doth flow 😎. Says it all sure ^ - their collective chins are all the way back up; they're a Premiership team playing cunts beneath them. Believe that, they're setting record-breaking points tally pace. Could've been sure... but ach - they're human. A wee purchase or two to get them good 'n' Premiership ready, that weakness'll be knocked out them probably 👍 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Respect for owning and disclosing your accumulated losses. for that honestly, I’m going to stick a blue down on this. Leicester to fuck it up 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 55 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said: Easy money,old boy. In 👌 One hope's so for your sake son - your support deserves reward 🙏 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 3 minutes ago, Poodler said: Respect for owning and disclosing your accumulated losses. for that honestly, I’m going to stick a blue down on this. Leicester to fuck it up DWT will mend our broken bonds 🔗 ♥️ Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 Leeds 'n' Leicester fielding strong lineups 🤘 Effort willnae be sacrificed 😎 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 In, and have added the Dons for good measure. Tenner down. Fuck the huns and up ih Dons. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 Good feelings being felt 🕺 Much love hombres ❤️ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Fuckin hell the pish you spout gets longer each week. Just put the three fuckin teams down and we’ll laugh at your choices. No need for all the other shite Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 8 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Fuckin hell the pish you spout gets longer each week. Just put the three fuckin teams down and we’ll laugh at your choices. No need for all the other shite Just bathe Link to comment
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