Dad Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 9 hours ago, Poodler said: How many of the 192 have come home, faither? that’s the real quiz 4 son 👍 All after DWT100 sure - always improving 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: 1% or 100-1. when most it the DWTs are 20-1 or so you’d then expect 5 times as many wins Dad is a senile cretin. Ah here good to see you back Bri 👍 Missed you last week you stinking piece of shit cunt Link to comment
Dad Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 So here it is - the one that sees the outline of summat Special through the sandstorm 'n' trudges on invigorated towards the wonderful sights 'n' smells 'n' sounds it'll soon see: It's DWT193 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟡🟡🟡🔴🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟡🔴🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 29/20 SHREWSBURY TOWN 🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴 cambridge united 🟡🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 6/4 BRADFORD CITY 🔴🟡🟡🔴🔴 afc wimbledon 🟢🔴🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 11/8 13.55/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 16’s last week; over 13's this week - no a million miles away... 'n' would have been closer had Dad leapt upon the cunt earlier: 15's+ t'were there on Monday. Here - that's a prover in arguing Dad's Case for special skillz possession; Dad Sees 😎. Was a solid Double last week obviously - Livingston no even close. So it's with that we lead: this week holds manys a potential for besting last weeks effort. If Bradford are the percentage-wise least likely to claim 3-points, then we is in good fucking shape hombres 🙌 DWT193 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A HUDDERSFIELD TOWN SHREWSBURY TOWN 5.13/1 B HUDDERSFIELD TOWN BRADFORD CITY 4.82/1 C SHREWSBURY TOWN BRADFORD CITY 4.94/1 HUDDERSFIELD TOWN begin life without Moore; those three 1-1 draws no quite enough to rescue him from an early sacking - ah no. Always thought there was enough about Huddersfield to safely be guided a good bit further up than where they find themselves... read in a couple places they're position is misleading owing to Dazza's misuse of his squad (players out of position 'n' so on) - so there could very well be a nice wee spell of positivity coming up. Dad's therefore assumed they'll be quick out the blocks - a win at home o'er the second most useless cunts seems plausible ✌️ SHREWSBURY TOWN join in on the action... first time in a good fucking whiley since we could say that - DWT149 sure - but recent times have grabbed Dad's attention 😎. Finally yon cunt punted - the cunt's could barely score let alone win under the useless prick - opened the door for a proper professional to step up 'n' deliver some much needed attention to detail ✌️. First try - victory. 'N' no just some shitey win neither: one o'er Top 'Alfers Northampton Town. 'N' no just that either: away from home. A clean sheet. TWO goals scored. Instant turnaround. So yous can imagine - in comparison, a home encounter with cambridge - a set o' bastards below our heroes in the table, who havenae scored in their last two affairs. In the fucking satchel 😎 BRADFORD CITY round things off... perhaps the one that brings most nervousness; 7 games without a win in the league'll do that tbf ✌️. Dad's Eyes gaze further back but: afore all this winlessness - 4 victories in a fucking row 🙌. 'N' most recently, a win in the cup o'er Doncaster 🙌. So whilst recent times hath betrayed them - there's much to be optimistic about with Bradford... certainly enough to be confident there's scope for improvement. Oh aye - afc wimbledon hath just lost their top cunt in the transfer window. Hurtin' they'll be 🤘 Link to comment
Roberto Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 How many people put this on? I used to, but have hardly been gambling of late so gave up on it. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 I stick it on occasionally, when he sticks to relatively sensible trebles (ie ones that come in at around 10-15/1). At that level, he does fairly frequently cover his stakes by getting a double up Tbf he is coming up with that sort of range most weeks now, although the odd 40-1 or worse shot does still appear on occasion. Link to comment
Roberto Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 2/3/2024 at 8:15 AM, Roberto said: How many people put this on? I used to, but have hardly been gambling of late so gave up on it. Heaps then. Anyways... sure there's been a couple winners recently, good going... whats the win/loss percentage? Before reddit. I need these figures before parting with cash this weekend with it. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 11 minutes ago, Roberto said: Heaps then. Anyways... sure there's been a couple winners recently, good going... whats the win/loss percentage? Before reddit. I need these figures before parting with cash this weekend with it. Here son - the stats are shite; no denying that 🤚 But recently, 2 Doubles out o' 4 - a sign shite's improving nicely towards the big fuck off one: DWT200 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said: Dads wrinkly tadger Bowling Ball Smooth 😎 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 45 minutes ago, Dad said: Here son - the stats are shite; no denying that 🤚 But recently, 2 Doubles out o' 4 - a sign shite's improving nicely towards the big fuck off one: DWT200 👍 Bog standard, win, draw and loss on Saturday Link to comment
Dad Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 1 minute ago, shut up meg said: Bog standard, win, draw and loss on Saturday A letdown But wait till you see this week's - hoo mama 👍 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 As good as the week you lumped it on Motherwell not realising they’d 18 players out? 1 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 So here it is - the one that now vows to stick to the fucking script 'n' deliver solid believable suggestions that all can at least say 'Hmmm' whilst nodding gently for: It's DWT194 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds CHARLTON ATHLETIC 🔴🟡🔴🔴🔴 reading 🟡🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 15/8 STOCKPORT COUNTY 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟡 grimsby town 🟡🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 10/11 WREXHAM 🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴 bradford city 🟡🔴🟡🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 13.55/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 13’s last week; over 9's this week - Dad Vowed: Dad Delivered 😎. Enough of the pishing about... here's one to drag belief out o' even the most miserable o' cunts 👍. We needed certainty - twas getting to that stage where nowt else'd do. Yet Dad produced another that was more about 'Imagine if...' rather than, 'Oh aye - look at this...'. Dad's Decided The latter is to be a solid utterance o'er these next few - fundamental stuff when endeavouring to produce the nourishment DWT200 requires. Let's see what fucking happens 🙌 DWT194 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A CHARLTON ATHLETIC STOCKPORT COUNTY 4.49/1 B CHARLTON ATHLETIC WREXHAM 4.49/1 C STOCKPORT COUNTY WREXHAM 2.64/1 CHARLTON ATHLETIC start us off - 'n' aye ok - form hath been SHITE 🤚. But those who pay attention'll know: Nate Jones Hath Entered the Fucking Building 🙌. For Dad - that means three points guaran-fucking-teed 😎. Some'll point to reading only having lost twice in the last 13... Dad's hastens to point out the cunts only won twice in the last 7. Fine - at home they're solid... but damage the bastards early, they'll crumble owing to fan-disdain probably 👍 STOCKPORT COUNTY: if the price is right, they're in generally... top, top cunts 😎. Tis that time sure - 10/11 to put fucking Grimsby to the sword... um - aye 👍. This is a team who've won 1 of their last 8. A team who lost at home 1-6 just o'er a month ago. To suggest they have a chance against Titans like Stockport? Hahahaha - no. WREXHAM at home... this is a place they've won the last 8 in a fucking row. The match afore that run, was a 3-3 with Crewe where they had only 10 men from the 36th minute. Dad Feels comfy with the suggestion they'll beat bradford - whose DWT-Damaging draw last time out meant they're winless now in 8 games. Has to end sometime sure... but at Wrexham? Hahahaha - no. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 On 2/5/2024 at 11:20 PM, BrianFaePerth said: As good as the week you lumped it on Motherwell not realising they’d 18 players out? Better 👍 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Charlton that haven't won in 14 games? You're at it. Ive always said you intentionally lose for the attention, this proves it. 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 2 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that now vows to stick to the fucking script 'n' deliver solid believable suggestions that all can at least say 'Hmmm' whilst nodding gently for: It's DWT194 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds CHARLTON ATHLETIC 🔴🟡🔴🔴🔴 reading 🟡🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 15/8 STOCKPORT COUNTY 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟡 grimsby town 🟡🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 10/11 WREXHAM 🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴 bradford city 🟡🔴🟡🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 13.55/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 13’s last week; over 9's this week - Dad Vowed: Dad Delivered 😎. Enough of the pishing about... here's one to drag belief out o' even the most miserable o' cunts 👍. We needed certainty - twas getting to that stage where nowt else'd do. Yet Dad produced another that was more about 'Imagine if...' rather than, 'Oh aye - look at this...'. Dad's Decided The latter is to be a solid utterance o'er these next few - fundamental stuff when endeavouring to produce the nourishment DWT200 requires. Let's see what fucking happens 🙌 DWT194 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A CHARLTON ATHLETIC STOCKPORT COUNTY 4.49/1 B CHARLTON ATHLETIC WREXHAM 4.49/1 C STOCKPORT COUNTY WREXHAM 2.64/1 CHARLTON ATHLETIC start us off - 'n' aye ok - form hath been SHITE 🤚. But those who pay attention'll know: Nate Jones Hath Entered the Fucking Building 🙌. For Dad - that means three points guaran-fucking-teed 😎. Some'll point to reading only having lost twice in the last 13... Dad's hastens to point out the cunts only won twice in the last 7. Fine - at home they're solid... but damage the bastards early, they'll crumble owing to fan-disdain probably 👍 STOCKPORT COUNTY: if the price is right, they're in generally... top, top cunts 😎. Tis that time sure - 10/11 to put fucking Grimsby to the sword... um - aye 👍. This is a team who've won 1 of their last 8. A team who lost at home 1-6 just o'er a month ago. To suggest they have a chance against Titans like Stockport? Hahahaha - no. WREXHAM at home... this is a place they've won the last 8 in a fucking row. The match afore that run, was a 3-3 with Crewe where they had only 10 men from the 36th minute. Dad Feels comfy with the suggestion they'll beat bradford - whose DWT-Damaging draw last time out meant they're winless now in 8 games. Has to end sometime sure... but at Wrexham? Hahahaha - no. A win for Charlton "has been gone to long", as Bananarama would say. Good luck faither 🤞. 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 6 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that now vows to stick to the fucking script 'n' deliver solid believable suggestions that all can at least say 'Hmmm' whilst nodding gently for: It's DWT194 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds CHARLTON ATHLETIC 🔴🟡🔴🔴🔴 reading 🟡🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 15/8 STOCKPORT COUNTY 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟡 grimsby town 🟡🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 10/11 WREXHAM 🔴🔴🟢🟢🔴 bradford city 🟡🔴🟡🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 13.55/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 13’s last week; over 9's this week - Dad Vowed: Dad Delivered 😎. Enough of the pishing about... here's one to drag belief out o' even the most miserable o' cunts 👍. We needed certainty - twas getting to that stage where nowt else'd do. Yet Dad produced another that was more about 'Imagine if...' rather than, 'Oh aye - look at this...'. Dad's Decided The latter is to be a solid utterance o'er these next few - fundamental stuff when endeavouring to produce the nourishment DWT200 requires. Let's see what fucking happens 🙌 DWT194 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A CHARLTON ATHLETIC STOCKPORT COUNTY 4.49/1 B CHARLTON ATHLETIC WREXHAM 4.49/1 C STOCKPORT COUNTY WREXHAM 2.64/1 CHARLTON ATHLETIC start us off - 'n' aye ok - form hath been SHITE 🤚. But those who pay attention'll know: Nate Jones Hath Entered the Fucking Building 🙌. For Dad - that means three points guaran-fucking-teed 😎. Some'll point to reading only having lost twice in the last 13... Dad's hastens to point out the cunts only won twice in the last 7. Fine - at home they're solid... but damage the bastards early, they'll crumble owing to fan-disdain probably 👍 STOCKPORT COUNTY: if the price is right, they're in generally... top, top cunts 😎. Tis that time sure - 10/11 to put fucking Grimsby to the sword... um - aye 👍. This is a team who've won 1 of their last 8. A team who lost at home 1-6 just o'er a month ago. To suggest they have a chance against Titans like Stockport? Hahahaha - no. WREXHAM at home... this is a place they've won the last 8 in a fucking row. The match afore that run, was a 3-3 with Crewe where they had only 10 men from the 36th minute. Dad Feels comfy with the suggestion they'll beat bradford - whose DWT-Damaging draw last time out meant they're winless now in 8 games. Has to end sometime sure... but at Wrexham? Hahahaha - no. Going for alternative DWT on three homes at Wolves (21/20), Reading (23/20) and Partick (23/20). All based upon teams with decent form v teams with crap form, without need for pages of explanation (apologies Dad). 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 A realistic treble this week Pops I like the Wrexham and Stockport picks.....getting close to evens on both matches is excellent value and I expect both to come in.....you'll cover your stakes with a double on these 2. Charlton I'm more dubious about. For sure their 14 game non-winning streak has to end at some point....I'm not massively convinced it will happen this week but I'll risk a couple of quid on it. Best wishes to anyone else following suit 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 In! Feeling optimistic 👍 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 FFs even with the boost only got 11.13/1 on ladbrokes. Stockport the team with a lower odds at 10/11 with the boost (17/20 without) Actually just a minute...how did Pops get 13.55/1 when I got better odds for Wrexham and Charlton than he did and the same odds for Stockport???? Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 9.06 on virgin. 😬 I'll need to change bookies really. CBA just now though. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 2 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Going for alternative DWT on three homes at Wolves (21/20), Reading (23/20) and Partick (23/20). All based upon teams with decent form v teams with crap form, without need for pages of explanation (apologies Dad). No apologies required son ✌️ Best o' luck 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 2 hours ago, Ten Caat said: FFs even with the boost only got 11.13/1 on ladbrokes. Stockport the team with a lower odds at 10/11 with the boost (17/20 without) Actually just a minute...how did Pops get 13.55/1 when I got better odds for Wrexham and Charlton than he did and the same odds for Stockport???? 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: 9.06 on virgin. 😬 I'll need to change bookies really. CBA just now though. Aye ... I only got just o'er 9s ✌️ Here - it was early 🤤 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 7 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Charlton that haven't won in 14 games? You're at it. Ive always said you intentionally lose for the attention, this proves it. A top new manager you fucking bellend Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 1 minute ago, Ten Caat said: Ah no Jonesy'll turn it round eventually - too early yet alas 😑 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 2 hours ago, Dad said: A top new manager you fucking bellend lol Link to comment
Dad Posted February 10 Author Share Posted February 10 4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: lol Fun exchange as always Midget bastard Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 27 minutes ago, Dad said: Fun exchange as always Midget bastard 😀 Link to comment
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