dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Myself very much looking forward to it, not having to talk to her parents. Or them vicariously through her (point blank lies etc). Any joyful enjoyable divorces to speak about? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Sorry to hear that.............................was she ony use atween the sheets 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 17 minutes ago, dervish said: Myself very much looking forward to it, not having to talk to her parents. Or them vicariously through her (point blank lies etc). Any joyful enjoyable divorces to speak about? She got a nice trim slit min? I can ride her if you like, give you more bargaining power in the divorce negotiations. 6 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 I only speak to my inlaws through their letterbox. Nothing to do with divorce, i just dislike them. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 You’ll be ok Dervo yi bloody ledge Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: I only speak to my inlaws through their letterbox. Nothing to do with divorce, i just dislike them. Hopefully only piss through it? Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: She got a nice trim slit min? I can ride her if you like, give you more bargaining power in the divorce negotiations. Doesn't like the banging not as up for the riding as your humble narrator. Get your Antikythera oot for a bit between all the wanking. You'd be better asking Chippy King for two slices of Cod. Leave them out of the chiller for a bit, you're a gentleman after all. Edit: moved an s no drama. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 Honestly best decision I didn't even make. Can relax now. Not nasty or anything just yep. 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 28 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Stay strong bud x Cheers min. x Really actually mean that. You too. 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 28 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Sorry to hear that.............................was she ony use atween the sheets Nah hence not that sad. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 It's probably at this point should mention opportunity cost*. Fucking hell what a waste of time (except one thing, I'm sure you can guess). Edit: * do one thing can't do the other thing, Wikipedia will tie you in knots. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 I take it, it's because she didn't understand you. If it makes you feel any better neither does any cunt on here. Yeh haverin, bleeter o' nonsensical shite😁😁😉 4 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Life's too short to spend it with someone who's not right for you. You're best rid if that's the case here All the best Dervish. 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, Parklife said: Life's too short to spend it with someone who's not right for you. You're best rid of that's the case here All the best Dervish. Takes time to learn. Pint whenever. Can tell and appreciate it. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 Honestly what the fuck was I doing. Little head lead me on the one on top just went along with it. I knew. Anyways, anyone in their own mind too much talk, ask, speak. Everyone will hug you soon and it's nice. Just say. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Nice one min, nothing to stop you now doing all those things you always wanted to do but your wife was against, starting with this https://www.grindr.com/ 👍 1 2 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 It is fucking tremendous stuff. Worth it for the comedy value of having to go to court alone. Fucking idiot lawyers on both sides. I went for a walk as I was a bit emotional and they fucked me because I wasn’t there. I said to the lassie you can’t do that and she said you weren’t there. Well fair enough you stupid bint it wouldn’t be difficult to find me due to the magic of phoning me or seems I was outside. She settled it without my consent. Needless to say I have never used her again. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Nice one min, nothing to stop you now doing all those things you always wanted to do but your wife was against, starting with this https://www.grindr.com/ 👍 I have a casual dislike for my own but ok. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: Fucking idiot lawyers on both sides. I went for a walk as I was a bit emotional and they fucked me because I wasn’t there. 'Fucking idiot lawyers' who still managed to make it to the court on time while the fud they were representing went for a walk missing his own case which resulted in him being shafted....... Might want to rethink that one 😉 2 Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 1 hour ago, dervish said: Myself very much looking forward to it, not having to talk to her parents. Or them vicariously through her (point blank lies etc). Any joyful enjoyable divorces to speak about? I divorced my ex 12 years ago, best move i ever made. Always got on well with my ex mother in law much to my ex's annoyance because they hated each other. Sadly last year the mother in law died but as i final fuck you to my ex she left everything to me and the kids. My ex went fucking mental, it was hilarious. Ended up getting her arrested and got a court order to keep her away from me because she would turn up screaming and shouting that the kids and i stole her inheritance. 5 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: It is fucking tremendous stuff. Worth it for the comedy value of having to go to court alone. Fucking idiot lawyers on both sides. I went for a walk as I was a bit emotional and they fucked me because I wasn’t there. I said to the lassie you can’t do that and she said you weren’t there. Well fair enough you stupid bint it wouldn’t be difficult to find me due to the magic of phoning me or seems I was outside. She settled it without my consent. Needless to say I have never used her again. Emm carried on with my own thing did you get raped? Mebbies controversial option but men can't get raped by women. We'll fuck everything. Slightly confused thought you were trying to metoo out of a "wasn't even drunk cana't blame that". Man likes hole all it is. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 11 minutes ago, Fridge said: It is fucking tremendous stuff. Worth it for the comedy value of having to go to court alone. Fucking idiot lawyers on both sides. I went for a walk as I was a bit emotional and they fucked me because I wasn’t there. I said to the lassie you can’t do that and she said you weren’t there. Well fair enough you stupid bint it wouldn’t be difficult to find me due to the magic of phoning me or seems I was outside. She settled it without my consent. Needless to say I have never used her again. Why were you emotional? Was she keeping the friends box set you big poof? 5 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Reed or deed said: I only speak to my inlaws through their letterbox. Nothing to do with divorce, i just dislike them. Do they communicate back to you through said letterbox? Genuine question. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Why were you emotional? Was she keeping the friends box set you big poof? No the actual story was I didn’t want to get divorced, and I went for a walk as I had to think about the settlement and I thought I would go for a walk and think about it. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Do they communicate back to you through said letterbox? Genuine question. You didn’t think i was being serious? 😅 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 Anything is possible on the Hat. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 42 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Why were you emotional? Was she keeping the friends box set you big poof? Na because despite coming across as a fucking poof I loved her and still do. I’ll get her back at some point. Link to comment
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