Gaylord Forum

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Worth it?

What shape and size of dodes did she have?

It was worth it my friend.

As I said i spunked over her flat tiddies.

On our second meeting she was with 3 dudes who were younger than I.  One of which was the singer in the band we watched performing on the beach.  He wasn't as great a singer as me -  for who is bar Marti Pellow and Morrissey - but he was younger and more energetic than Grays.   She and the 3 amigos slipped off to do cocaine and I slipped off to be alone, away from filthy junkie cunts.

They probably smoked weed too.

Eeeeew.

[Ten Caat]

4 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Whit di ye think heppend te ten caat ez a yooth? Thirs sum deyp seeted trauma in thir fir shoor.

Aye there is indeed

Wasn't raped though

Last time I was in Burntisland would be around 20 years ago....well except passing through on the train.

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, Ten Caat said:

Aye there is indeed

Wasn't raped though

Last time I was in Burntisland would be around 20 years ago....well except passing through on the train.

 

Never get forced to wank off a randy uncle though?

Not rape but generally frowned upon.....

 

Pics? 

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Never get forced to wank off a randy uncle though?

 

Part of being a teenage boy on Orkney @Henry

[DD1903]

10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How tight was his arsehole? 

Good take that cover 

[milne_afc]

Fucking hell. There was ONE humorous post on there today and it’s been sent to Crap Posts. 

[maryhilldon]

Made the mistake of reading a couple of pages of the match thread 😩 Fuckin hell!  minijc and tinyweelad need to sort their lives out.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

When I was a lad a @tiny wee lad

@minijc said to me,

That Maryhilldoll, he’s awfully small,

Standing at 5 foot 3.

Think you'll find he's 5'5. Don't exagerrate. 

[minijc]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Made the mistake of reading a couple of pages of the match thread 😩 Fuckin hell!  minijc and tinyweelad need to sort their lives out.

Usually I'd argue with you because, well, you're a prick but you are spot on, what a waste of a day, depressed masel. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

5’5 in his mum’s sexy shoes 

His mum's tits about the same length.

[Dad]

Maryheeldon

[maryhilldon]

Hoy!  5'6" ye cunts . 5'8" in my funky new Air max.

[minijc]

Genuinely losing my mind, apologies to those having to read this pish.

[Ramandu]

2 minutes ago, minijc said:

Genuinely losing my mind, apologies to those having to read this pish.

Have you considered... not writing it? You don't have to respond to everyone who (you think) is an idiot, just leave them to their idiocy.

For instance, I almost never respond to any of parkie's posts.

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, minijc said:

Genuinely losing my mind, apologies to those having to read this pish.

Took you a week to respond. Get jammed under the bed in your mas spare room?  Trying to craftily watch 'our boys' play Australia at rounders?

[Parklife]

10 hours ago, Ramandu said:

Have you considered... not writing it? You don't have to respond to everyone who (you think) is an idiot, just leave them to their idiocy.

For instance, I almost never respond to any of parkie's posts.

Hurtful. 

[manboobs109]

First foray onto there in weeks and our own @Bad_Mobbyis making a bit of a tit of himself.

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

First foray onto there in weeks and our own @Bad_Mobbyis making a bit of a tit of himself.

😄 Which thread?

[manboobs109]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

😄 Which thread?

Looks like he's had I removed. 

Let's just say he went full gaylord. 

[manboobs109]

39 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Lol - I didn’t ask for anything to be removed (I’m not that big a Gaylord) 

I thought that until last night. 

 

[Don Fonte]

I think @manboobs109 is at it.  You not got some parking tickets to be giving out to some elderly ladies and disabled people?

[manboobs109]

Did you not see it? Moaning about players being "racist"

[daytripping]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Looks like he's had I removed. 

Let's just say he went full gaylord. 

Mobby to Bebo...I've made a total arse of it, please remove before the people of Alford disown me. 🤣

[Joe pike]

On 8/2/2023 at 12:19 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t go on 

talking about football/tactics/men in shorts is weird behaviour 

 

[Redforever86]

He’s let us all down. Should probably get his lifetime achievement award taken or off him, the hat equivalent of being cancelled. 

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think ol’ Mobz already disowned that place himself going by his posts on here. 

It’s been said many times before the Gaylord forum  is best avoided for mental health. God knows where these people come from.

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It’s been said many times before the Gaylord forum  is best avoided for mental health. God knows where these people come from.

Aberdeen mostly.

[Howard Marks]

11 hours ago, Fridge said:

It’s been said many times before the Gaylord forum  is best avoided for mental health. God knows where these people come from.

There's a lad on there that posts blatantly obvious stuff about tickets and upcoming games who I am sure must be a complete simpleton/11 years old. Every five minutes... 

"300 tickets left" 

"215 tickets left."

"come on, one last push."

"it's a boy."

"we need to play good over there to get a result."

"199 tickets left."

Ticket chat should be in a dedicated thread @mods 

 

[Howard Marks]

Holy crap what a meltdown over there this evening. Holy. Shit.

[Fridge]

55 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

Holy crap what a meltdown over there this evening. Holy. Shit.

Just avoid it min. The worst thing  you can do is go the there.

It’s like talking to Millertime or Parklife. 
 

It will screw up your mental health with what the fuck are you talking about you non Aberdonian wankshots.