DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 14 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: There are a lot of things worse like being tortured, stabbed, or having a loaded gun pointed to yer heid, but the coverage and hilarity given to a simple bacon roll boils my piss. Cue @Dad.😄 Do you have any example of such hilarity? It’s not something I’ve witnessed. as for the topic…I enjoy both. However, it’s not a “butty”. Roll and sausage, or roll and bacon - none of this English butty nonsense. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s a bacon or sausage cob. Nope Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, DD1903 said: As for the topic…I enjoy both. However, it’s not a “butty”. Roll and sausage, or roll and bacon - none of this English butty nonsense. So you're comfortable with weegie/ hun "roll and x" nonsense? And it's pronounced "butteh". Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s a bacon or sausage cob. Shut up. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s a bacon or sausage cob. 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fucking great. A regional variations ‘discussion’. 🥱 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s a cob in the Midlands. Seems a strange set of posts given how you feel about regional variation discussions. 4 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, DD1903 said: Do you have any example of such hilarity? It’s not something I’ve witnessed. as for the topic…I enjoy both. However, it’s not a “butty”. Roll and sausage, or roll and bacon - none of this English butty nonsense. What are you on about, Mr. Pedantic? Examples of what hilarity?🤔 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Love Roy Orbison It's a travesty how his Penny Arcade song is used by a odious minority nowadays. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 44 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: It's a fucking bacon roll or a bacon softie you weegie prick. 'Roll and bacon' - Fuck off. Bacon roll is acceptable. softie?! Nonsense. Sounds like more soft north east or English nonsense. And going by the proper NE man that used to post here, that would be the same thing. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 18 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: The phrase bacon roll grates on me due to the fact it spouted so much in a giggly, pathetic manner, so it's definitely a sausage/sausages in a bap/bun (spread with butter) for me. 16 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: There are a lot of things worse like being tortured, stabbed, or having a loaded gun pointed to yer heid, but the coverage and hilarity given to a simple bacon roll boils my piss. Cue @Dad.😄 13 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: What are you on about, Mr. Pedantic? Examples of what hilarity?🤔 Eh the ones you mention in your posts… Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, JumboJET said: So you're comfortable with weegie/ hun "roll and x" nonsense? And it's pronounced "butteh". Maybe in Dundee. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 8 minutes ago, DD1903 said: Eh the ones you mention in your posts… Why should I have to prove and justify anything to you, you smug prick? My posts on the subject are quite clear and explanatory. Now fuck off back into your banquet room as your Sunday roast (prepared by Jeeves and the rest of your lackeys) is getting cold, there's a good boy. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Bloody hell 🙄 Yeah that’s it. 💤 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 38 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Why should I have to prove and justify anything to you, you smug prick? My posts on the subject are quite clear and explanatory. Now fuck off back into your banquet room as your Sunday roast (prepared by Jeeves and the rest of your lackeys) is getting cold, there's a good boy. Hi MAD. Merely asked for an example out of interest, as I've never seen/heard such a thing. You then seemed to have forgotten that you'd made such a claim. So, I'll take from that you were talking shite. Or #canz. Or both. Anyway. Im away for a pint. You enjoy the rest of your day. 🧐😏 1 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 minutes ago, DD1903 said: Hi MAD. Merely asked for an example out of interest, as I've never seen/heard such a thing. You then seemed to have forgotten that you'd made such a claim. So, I'll take from that you were talking shite. Or #canz. Or both. Anyway. Im away for a pint. You enjoy the rest of your day. 🧐😏 You still haven't clarified why you asked. I have not forgotten whatsoever. Plus it is in writing, so it's a bit hard to forget. Enjoy your pint with Timothy and Rupert as your local wine bar this afternoon min.👍 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 19 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: The phrase bacon roll grates on me due to the fact it spouted so much in a giggly, pathetic manner, so it's definitely a sausage/sausages in a bap/bun (spread with butter) for me. Im keen to hear an example of this aswell MAD. Ive never experienced it. (the people spouting ‘bacon roll’ in a giggly manner bit specifically) Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 10 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Im keen to hear an example of this aswell MAD. Ive never experienced it. (the people spouting ‘bacon roll’ in a giggly manner bit specifically) Folk I've worked with as well hearing it on the telly, Mick loon. Example from my time at work, prior to my current status of semi-retirement....... "I'll hae a bacon roll". (Normally though I would hae a cream pastie). "Ooh, you're being bad"., followed by a bout of pitiful,nervous laughing after being asked what you would like from the baker. "Fuck me. You asked me a question and I provided an answer." (It's hardly hilarious). 1 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Sounds like workplace bullying imho. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Sounds like workplace bullying imho. You're right. It's a form of gaslighting, trying to manipulate you and your mind into believing you are bad for having a bacon roll instead of you being of sound and good character. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Golf cunts go on about bacon rolls as well. Cunts. Aye, spot on. They do indeed min. Anytime they arranged an annual golf day out at my former local, the flyer up in the bar (trying to get patrons to go on the day out), always mentioned bacon rolls as part of the package (£30 to cover a round of golf, bacon rolls, and transport). Fuck me, offer a choice of foodstuff, instead of just bacon rolls. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A roll and poison for the dull fucks. The poison would be easily concealed in the bun. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Broon sass on a sausage softie, Reed sass on a Bacon softie....that how I roll! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: You still haven't clarified why you asked. I have not forgotten whatsoever. Plus it is in writing, so it's a bit hard to forget. Enjoy your pint with Timothy and Rupert as your local wine bar this afternoon min.👍 It's in my replies, MAD. Ya big daftie. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, DD1903 said: It's in my replies, MAD. Ya big daftie. We got there in the end with the assistance of Mick.👍 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 20 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Broon sass on a sausage softie, Reed sass on a Bacon softie....that how I roll! Sometimes red sometimes broon for me. Just depends how im feeling. Im condiment fluid. 2 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: We got there in the end with the assistance of Mick.👍 I see this. Wasn't worth the wait! 😉 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 6 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: Corn on the cob. Same as a roll innit Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I always thought yer weedgies were saying "roll ON bacon" not "roll AND bacon" Either way it's a stupid way of saying bacon roll. 2 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I always thought yer weedgies were saying "roll ON bacon" not "roll AND bacon" Either way it's a stupid way of saying bacon roll. They are a weird weird weird weird species. 1 Link to comment
redone Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 34 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I always thought yer weedgies were saying "roll ON bacon" not "roll AND bacon" Either way it's a stupid way of saying bacon roll. You can add Fifers in to that as well……cunts call cheese on toast , toast on cheese 1 Link to comment
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