Do you prefer bacon or sausage butties? And why?

[JumboJET]

4 hours ago, Andy_123 said:

If I'm at the horn restaurant on the way south it's bacon every time.

Anywhere else, sausage.

Always a danger of being served bacon that's too fatty. Really fatty bacon is disgusting.

I quite like stringy, fatty bacon.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Excellent, although tinned mushrooms are fucking disgustan.

Fixed.

Human beings should not eat fungus.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

4 hours ago, Andy_123 said:

If I'm at the horn restaurant on the way south it's bacon every time.

Anywhere else, sausage.

Always a danger of being served bacon that's too fatty. Really fatty bacon is disgusting.

A man after my own heart.

I like streaky bacon, if well cooked such that the streaks of fat caramelise, but I cant be doing with big strips of rubbery fat on my bacon, gads!

[Bournemouth Gee]

What do we think of microwaving bacon?

Personally I'm dead against it.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Just now, Bournemouth Gee said:

What do we think of microwaving bacon?

Personally I'm dead against it.

I didnt even know that was a thing.

It sounds like the kind of thing Patrick Harvie MSP would do.

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Bournemouth Gee said:

What do we think of microwaving bacon?

Personally I'm dead against it.

Didn't realise it was even a thing. I can guarantee it's disgusting.

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Send it to @Fridge

C/O The Dutch Mill

Lost on this one 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Lost on this one 

You're permanently confused.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You're permanently confused.

Correct

[Dad]

Do I have hair? Don't I?

Useless bald bastard 

[Hoofball]

3 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

The Horn nae overrated?

Yes, the bacon is shite but folk says it great because they give you loads of the stuff

[Beachend Bootboy]

Double lorne, cheese and fried onion fae Izzie's van.  Alas no longer exists.

[DD1903]

5 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I bought a big tin of mushrooms fae the cash and carry at the start of lockdown when it was a cunt to get food and  thinking it might get a bit worse.

Never been opened.

Never gonna use 'em, never gonna use 'em...

[maryhilldon]

Lorne/egg doubler or bacon with broon sauce.

[Andy_123]

4 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

The Horn nae overrated?

Probably, but for someone who doesn’t have a bacon roll very often it’s pretty good

[Parklife]

The fat in bacon is the best bit. 

 

[Zeus]

Sausage usually. 

The Horn is absolutely shit imo

[Studebaker-90]

Bacon would be the last thing I put in a breakfast bun but as per of a fry up it has to be juicy and plump. 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

The fat in bacon is the best bit. 

 

Cooked to a crisp it is, nae in its raw jelly state its not. Which is how its often served. 

[JumboJET]

2 hours ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

What do we think of microwaving bacon?

Personally I'm dead against it.

Agree with you, BG.

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Cooked to a crisp it is, nae in its raw jelly state its not. Which is how its often served. 

Agreed. I trim the fat off if im rustling one up at home.

[Misers Hill]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bacon well trimmed with the fat off and nice and crispy.,

Alex wants a word.

[Parklife]

6 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Cooked to a crisp it is, nae in its raw jelly state its not. Which is how its often served. 

Disagree. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Sausages everytime given the choice but happily choose either depending on my mood.

Always brown sauce.

Now a sausage, tattie scone and fried egg bap from Ride in Banchory is a thing to behold 🤤

[Don Fonte]

Tattie scones are shit.

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Disagree. 

You like eating the rubbery fat? 

[Parklife]

Just now, Simply Red said:

You like eating the rubbery fat? 

You're speaking like there is "rubbery" or "cooked to a crisp". That's not the case, there's a whole spectrum. 

A very slight crisp bite in it is ideal for me. 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

You're speaking like there is "rubbery" or "cooked to a crisp". That's not the case, there's a whole spectrum. 

A very slight crisp bite in it is ideal for me. 

Aye ok Ainsley

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Aye ok Ainsley

Food is important. It can be one of the greatest joys on the planet. 

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Food is important. It can be one of the greatest joys on the planet. 

Aye ok Nadiya