Do you prefer bacon or sausage butties? And why?

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Aye ok Nadiya

Quite like her actually. Would happily make her breakfast the next morning. 

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Quite like her actually. Would happily make her breakfast the next morning. 

Id like to go round to her house for scran. And pump her HAFUTA afterwards.

[BrianFaePerth]

49 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Quite like her actually. Would happily make her breakfast the next morning. 

Doubt she’d let an infidel disappoint her in the sack 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Doubt she’d let an infidel disappoint her in the sack 

You never know. Some mid-sized white penis might be just what she's after. 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Quite like her actually. Would happily make her breakfast the next morning. 

She’s no Lorraine Pascal.

[ericblack4boss]

20 hours ago, Andy_123 said:

If I'm at the horn restaurant on the way south it's bacon every time.

Anywhere else, sausage.

Always a danger of being served bacon that's too fatty. Really fatty bacon is disgusting.

The horn is near half a pig in a bap

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, ericblack4boss said:

The horn is near half a pig in a bap

Eh remember it being just past Inchture

[ericblack4boss]

Anyone that cuts fat off Thier bacon is either, gay, toonser, sits down to push, or gets still gets Thier mums to wank them off 

[Redforever86]

99% of bacon is great. Like a bunch of Muslims on here. 

 

Bacon, sausage and egg roll can be good. 

[Joe pike]

Bacon should be done in the air fryer.

Nice and crisp but still juicy.

[For Fecks Sake]

6 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Tattie scones are shit.

Away and have a word with yourself!

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

 

Bacon however partial to a links sausage and egg.

 

Bacon fat partially trimmed, enough to flavour and render / crisp but I’m not a fat cunt. The real game changer is toasting the bun under the grill before applying butter.

Ketchup only, HP saas is for folk from Edinburgh or pooves.

Honourable mentions to Bothy57 in Kirkton of Skene (ace crispy bun) and Ride in Banchory as aforementioned.

The rest including jellied / warmed up bacon and Lorne sausage (Weegie muck) can get in the fucking bin.

[Ramandu]

6 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Tattie scones are shit.

No, no. No. Wrong.

It's very disappointing when you get a hash brown instead of a tattie scone.

[alscotoz]

Lorne sausage is rank

[sigh]

Bacon has to be grilled - none of this frying it, or microwave (didnt realise that was a thing)

On a soft roll, no butter. Perhaps with a tattie scone, fried.

Grilled sausages (from the butcher) can go in either a soft roll or on a piece, again, no butter - no need for tattie scones when having bangers though.

Grilled Lorne sausage is to be served on soft roll, no butter, tattie scone and soft fried ingins, with perhaps a dollop of HP sauce.

Fried egg, runny, can go in either a piecer or on a soft roll, no butter.

No doublers / mixing things up allowed.

No need for crispy roll at any time.

 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Lorne sausage is rank

Good in stovies though.

[sigh]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Good in stovies though.

An abomination in stovies - as are sausages.

Its no stovies if its got those in it.

Behave yourself.

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, sigh said:

An abomination in stovies - as are sausages.

Its no stovies if its got those in it.

Behave yourself.

You've been whooshed there.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, sigh said:

An abomination in stovies - as are sausages.

Its no stovies if its got those in it.

Behave yourself.

@Millertime

[Millertime]

24 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

@Millertime

Haha ill try dig out the pic

[JumboJET]

48 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Haha ill try dig out the pic

I Googled "stovies millertime" and it returned this:

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Sausage buttie this morning with brown sauce washed down with a cup of tea.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

The phrase bacon roll grates on me due to the fact it spouted so much in a giggly, pathetic manner, so it's definitely a sausage/sausages in a bap/bun (spread with butter) for me.

[Simply Red]

13 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The phrase bacon roll grates on me due to the fact it spouted so much in a giggly, pathetic manner

Nothing worse MAD

[redstrummer]

bacon wins , especially the combinations , straight bacon roll or with cheese or an egg , or black pudding , or any combination you like 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Nothing worse MAD

There are a lot of things worse like being tortured, stabbed, or having a loaded gun pointed to yer heid, but the coverage and hilarity given to a simple bacon roll boils my piss.

Cue @Dad.😄

[milne_afc]

Bacon causes cancer

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Bacon causes cancer

Only in the weak. 

[Simply Red]

38 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Only in the weak. 

Thats why i only eat it on the weekend.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Thats why i only eat it on the weekend.