Pat_Nevin Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 21 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: You know you're telling with a proper teuchter when you've never heard of where they come from. Chapeau. That's the best bit, nae a toonser in sight. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 26 Author Share Posted March 26 2 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Turnip is legal tender in those parts. Meat too. 2 hours ago, milne_afc said: It’s an ancestor to most of the cunts Spat oot my fusky at at een. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Fucking shite spreaders 😝 See some of the fermer fuckers spreadin shite anoo. Trailers and tractors full oh dung. Enough to mak ye cowk, fuck knows how anybody can work wi that ah day. Juice runnin oot oh it and athin. Link to comment
Turra red Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 I live in Turra and get my milk delivered from a well known posters (i think)farm. I'm from Balmedie originally but almost accepted as a local now! What a shock it was finding out nowhere took card for a start but we're getting there now! I managed to get a good deal iday. Swapped two used Jerry cans for a battery powered train for the loon. 2 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 44 minutes ago, Poodler said: An ex of mine was from mintlaw and the faimly matched every teuchter stereotype. Strange ornaments in their hoose and awful sofas. Did they think you were a posh, cosmopolitan city slicker? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 26 Author Share Posted March 26 28 minutes ago, Turra red said: I live in Turra and get my milk delivered from a well known posters (i think)farm. I'm from Balmedie originally but almost accepted as a local now! What a shock it was finding out nowhere took card for a start but we're getting there now! I managed to get a good deal iday. Swapped two used Jerry cans for a battery powered train for the loon. You listen to the pod? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 26 Author Share Posted March 26 22 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Did they think you were a posh, cosmopolitan city slicker? I’d nae go near a Quine fae mintla, asking for deformities from birth. 1 Link to comment
Turra red Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 8 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You listen to the pod? Yeah went to the quiz a couple weeks back too! 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 26 Author Share Posted March 26 Just now, Turra red said: Yeah went to the quiz a couple weeks back too! Was a fair necht. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 41 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Did they think you were a posh, cosmopolitan city slicker? Saw right though me as a drug addled fool, was never welcome there. Country Christian girls grow up in such strange conditions that when they break away in the teens, they just go mental. Had a few of them - all into filthy practices. Praise the lord Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 minute ago, Poodler said: Saw right though me as a drug addled fool, was never welcome there. Country Christian girls grow up in such strange conditions that when they break away in the teens, they just go mental. Had a few of them - all into filthy practices. Praise the lord I have a similar exp. Filthy. The lord moves in mysterious ways. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 7 hours ago, Poodler said: Saw right though me as a drug addled fool, was never welcome there. Country Christian girls grow up in such strange conditions that when they break away in the teens, they just go mental. Had a few of them - all into filthy practices. Praise the lord Did thon ex take you to NEW DEER show? How auld would yer ex be? I bet I Ken her, or been ben her 😜 Link to comment
redone Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 5 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Did thon ex take you to NEW DEER show? How auld would yer ex be? I bet I Ken her, or been ben her 😜 Him 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 10 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said: They're are good and bad Following on from @Ke1t's harmonious tale of humility, I've got Paul McCartney songs resonating in my brain...... 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 10 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said: It’s quite funny, 2 feels topless, een tries to do a wrestling move on the ither, both smashed then try to start trying to skelp each ither, the video concludes with someone smashing an innocent bystander (female) Sorry min, 2 males play-fighting with each other is a poof's pastime. I never quite got the concept nor the fascination of the perverted show of "masculinity" when folk I socialised with at the time (late teens/early 20s) engaged in these acts of poovery. A bare-knuckle fight, by all means aye. A male play-fight, no. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 16 minutes ago, redone said: Him Aye maybe min. 4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Sorry min, 2 males play-fighting with each other is a poof's pastime. I never quite got the concept nor the fascination of the perverted show of "masculinity" when folk I socialised with at the time (late teens/early 20s) engaged in these acts of poovery. A bare-knuckle fight, by all means aye. A male play-fight, no. Wasn’t a play fecht. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 12 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Aye maybe min. Wasn’t a play fecht. I'll take your word for it min.👍 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Following on from @Ke1t's harmonious tale of humility, I've got Paul McCartney songs resonating in my brain...... Black and white unite and fight. Safe. 1 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Need more of us teuchters here to keep the ankle sock wearing, bus hopping, rowie munching fucking toonser hoors in check. Only one thing worse than a toonser. That's a Deesider 3 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 NE civil war looms. Who would win a teuchter/toonser battle royale? Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: NE civil war looms. Who would win a teuchter/toonser battle royale? Hillbillies. Nothing to lose and no brains whereas us city slickers are far more civilised and cultured. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 4 hours ago, maryhilldon said: NE civil war looms. Who would win a teuchter/toonser battle royale? Teuchters, you see it ah the time at echt show ( the furthest south i travel for a show other than the heelan) they come in aboot from westhill and the likes. Leave with broken noses and broken jaws from the countrymen. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 2 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Teuchters, you see it ah the time at echt show ( the furthest south i travel for a show other than the heelan) they come in aboot from westhill and the likes. Leave with broken noses and broken jaws from the countrymen. Westhillans are teuchters. Shire sheepshaggers. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 Just now, DeltaRay1903 said: Westhillans are teuchters. Shire sheepshaggers. Wash your mouth out. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, ericblack4boss said: Need more of us teuchters here to keep the ankle sock wearing, bus hopping, rowie munching fucking toonser hoors in check. Only one thing worse than a toonser. That's a Deesider A man fae the don is worth two of the dee Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, Poodler said: A man fae the don is worth two of the dee Meet up in a stubble park at Caskieben. We would appear with full artillery. Telescopics, slews, fendts, pick ups, to name a few if the hardware at our disposal. Dressed grassmen clothing , boot cut jeans, dealer boots. You toonser cunts appearing with your skinny jeans, Lonsdale sweater, your funking moisturises soft baby skin, appearing in your fucking audis, BMW, mg or volvos, Which you useless hoors would layer in either your 1000 quid apiece low profile tyres. You cunts then stuck in your motors, cos you might get the sketchers and ankle socks full of dubs. Will have to sit there sooking on your vapes 1 1 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 7 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Teuchters, you see it ah the time at echt show ( the furthest south i travel for a show other than the heelan) they come in aboot from westhill and the likes. Leave with broken noses and broken jaws from the countrymen. I remember taking the piss at the echt show. We announced our arrival in style by sliding under the marquee tarpaulin to avoid paying. We then took our pick of the local lasses before dispatching any locals daft enough to protest about our nonchalant big city ways. Great days. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 14 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: I remember taking the piss at the echt show. We announced our arrival in style by sliding under the marquee tarpaulin to avoid paying. We then took our pick of the local lasses before dispatching any locals daft enough to protest about our nonchalant big city ways. Great days. And you left with a broken jaw. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: And you left with a broken jaw. Left with sexually transmitted diseases and hangovers. Link to comment
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