Teuchters corner.

[Dons79]

On 4/16/2024 at 8:38 PM, Red Clive 1995 said:

A wild story about drug lords doing fly over and dropping drugs.

 

Nae sure if true, but he’s the wildest of the wild. 

 

17 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Several  stories of that also was rumours that there could  be a link to the fire at frankie le fevre offices  at Aberdeen,  in the days after he lost a court case.

Whit a pair of sweetie wife farming maniacs 😂, nae wonder the price of tatties has doubled.

”here did you hear about old shovely joe”, sake.

ps. Toonsers rule.

[Poodler]

18 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Given how inept the cops are in the city and even worse in the shire, you could get away with anything up here. 
 

They’ve been a shambles since they wrongly framed Fraser 

[The Boofon]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

They’ve been a shambles since they wrongly framed Fraser 

That's Moray not 'shire but your support is appreciated. #freenatfraser

[sigh]

25 tractors - how many of the driven by folk on here?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c88zk2z70r0o

 

[Red Clive 1995]

On 4/22/2024 at 1:13 PM, sigh said:

25 tractors - how many of the driven by folk on here?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c88zk2z70r0o

 

I’d love to drive a tractor, kings of the road. 

Big Massey Ferguson or something. 

[daytripping]

On 4/22/2024 at 1:13 PM, sigh said:

25 tractors - how many of the driven by folk on here?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c88zk2z70r0o

 

Should build double pylons just in case one breaks, just to fuck the thick farmer cunts off. Horrible people.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 hours ago, daytripping said:

Should build double pylons just in case one breaks, just to fuck the thick farmer cunts off. Horrible people.

Reminds me of this classic Alan Partridge sketch on farmers........

😄

[Red Clive 1995]

16 hours ago, daytripping said:

Should build double pylons just in case one breaks, just to fuck the thick farmer cunts off. Horrible people.

Nae like yer beef?

[ericblack4boss]

21 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

I’d love to drive a tractor, kings of the road. 

Big Massey Ferguson or something. 

Big 180 horse fergie  I drive 

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Big 180 horse fergie  I drive 

Yi’ll be affa easy tae spy ‘hen yir yackin ahwah it yir tadger in e Tesco keirperk yi feel cuhnt.

[Red Clive 1995]

2 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Big 180 horse fergie  I drive 

7718?

[maryhilldon]

#Tractorspotting.

[ericblack4boss]

9 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

7718?

S8

[ericblack4boss]

Day on the Cambridge rollers yestreen

[Red Clive 1995]

14 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

S8

Christ, fair yoke.

 

12 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Day on the Cambridge rollers yestreen

Watch compaction on heavier grun. A lot round here aren’t yoking the rolls until she breers.

[Zeus]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv/12557493/real-baby-reindeer-stalkers-blasts-showhttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv/12557493/real-baby-reindeer-stalkers-blasts-show/

any teuchters ken her?

[Poodler]

34 minutes ago, Zeus said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv/12557493/real-baby-reindeer-stalkers-blasts-showhttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv/12557493/real-baby-reindeer-stalkers-blasts-show/

any teuchters ken her?

I’m a highly competent lawyer. I’d have to do it myself. I’m very good.

“I have a photographic memory and can memorise huge files. I was top in my school at everything.
 

 

 

I feel like a highly competent lawyer wouldn’t say that 

[Red Clive 1995]

I don’t Ken her. Won’t trust anyone from Fyvie, Wild West that place. 

[Arabian Knight]

yev been hidin in plain site fir tae lang chookter....ir shid eh ca ye finlay

[Simply Red]

32 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

I don’t Ken her. Won’t trust anyone from Fyvie, Wild West that place. 

Fit aboot Huntly? A lot of sluts in Huntly i heard. Get yirsel up there in the Hilux, see fits hepnin.

[dave_min]

51 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

I don’t Ken her. Won’t trust anyone from Fyvie, Wild West that place. 

 

18 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Fit aboot Huntly? A lot of sluts in Huntly i heard. Get yirsel up there in the Hilux, see fits hepnin.

Think I’ve had this chat with my therapist before.

[Red Clive 1995]

19 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Fit aboot Huntly? A lot of sluts in Huntly i heard. Get yirsel up there in the Hilux, see fits hepnin.

Get a fine denner at the mart.

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, dave_min said:

 

Think I’ve had this chat with my the rapist before.

@zeroisgod76, Dave min min is wanting a word.

[ericblack4boss]

There's many a Bonnie lass in the howe of Auchterless.

There's many a Bonnie quine in the Garioch, 

There's lots of rough as fuck Jean, in the toon of Aberdeen. 

But the flower if them all is in Fyvie oh.

[ericblack4boss]

11 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Fit aboot Huntly? A lot of sluts in Huntly i heard. Get yirsel up there in the Hilux, see fits hepnin.

Huntly the family  town! 

Aye one big family. 

How do you know  when a quine fae Huntly is on her period?

Her dad can taste it on her brothers  cock 

[Ke1t]

13 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

There's many a Bonnie lass in the howe of Auchterless.

There's many a Bonnie quine in the Garioch, 

There's lots of rough as fuck Jean, in the toon of Aberdeen. 

But the flower if them all is in Fyvie oh.

I've always pronounced Garioch as Geeree.

Is that wrong?

 

[Red Clive 1995]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

I've always pronounced Garioch as Geeree.

Is that wrong?

 

Perfectly acceptable. 

[ericblack4boss]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

I've always pronounced Garioch as Geeree.

Is that wrong?

 

That is the correct way to pronounce it 

Like Findochty is obviously  pronounced

Finnechty

 

[Zeus]

Fit about Finzean?

Fing'in 

[RAZOR]

Aberchirder

Pronounced Foggie.