Teuchters corner.

[Red Clive 1995]

11 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Ok i’ll put this tedious fucking shit to bed.

The NE calls it a chipper.

Everyone else, chippy.

The fucking end.

It really is that simple. 

[madjockmcferson]

On 4/5/2024 at 6:43 PM, maryhilldon said:

The NE of England is fuckin grim. Similar weather to Scotland but without the nice scenery.

north of newcastle its beautiful. but thats cos its really scotland but they stole it from us in the year oatcake. love geordies - pretty much scots with their brains bashed oot

[Torry Tosser]

12 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said:

north of newcastle its beautiful. but thats cos its really scotland but they stole it from us in the year oatcake. love geordies - pretty much scots with their brains bashed oot

Northumberland and Durham have some great scenery,and the wee town of Hexham is a smashing place.

[madjockmcferson]

bamburgh castle is beautiful. honestly that whole area is great

[maryhilldon]

49 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

Northumberland and Durham have some great scenery

You think?  My old man lived near Darlington and i always thought it was a dreary bland landscape. I did grow up in the heelins mind you, so it's all relative i suppose.

[Red Clive 1995]

10 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You think?  My old man lived near Darlington and i always thought it was a dreary bland landscape. I did grow up in the heelins mind you, so it's all relative i suppose.

Far about in the heelin?

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

Far about in the heelin?

He grew up in Alness. The absolute toilet of the Highlands, full of weegie incomers and the most deprived town in the Highlands.

Alness - megalolz.

[madjockmcferson]

Middlesbrough, after stoke, is the biggest heap I’ve been to. When the main industry is the local court you know you’re in trouble 

[Simply Red]

Boro, sunderland, Newcastle and all the bits in between except Durham - absolute fucking toilets. Unsurprisingly, the locals are mutants aswell. If they didnt have our North Sea oil industry to work in theyd be fucked.

[JumboJET]

Jocko tears:

Quick reminder that Union Street was recently voted as one of the worst high streets in the UK.

Teesside did not feature on the list at all. End.

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Boro, sunderland, Newcastle and all the bits in between except Durham - absolute fucking toilets. Unsurprisingly, the locals are mutants aswell. If they didnt have our North Sea oil industry to work in theyd be fucked.

Jesus wept simple min.

even for you this is bad.

[cheesepipes]

21 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Jocko tears:

Quick reminder that Union Street was recently voted as one of the worst high streets in the UK.

Teesside did not feature on the list at all. End.

It's a really disgusting High Street.

Not even the upcoming Popeye's and newly opened German Doner Kebab can save it.

 

[dave_min]

39 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

It's a really disgusting High Street.

Not even the upcoming Popeye's and newly opened German Doner Kebab can save it.

 

What about the new Rolex place?

[cheesepipes]

54 minutes ago, dave_min said:

What about the new Rolex place?

Will be full of Turkey teethed benders pretending they're serious about buying one but in reality they have the budget for a mid level Sekonda.

 

[Torry Tosser]

2 hours ago, JumboJET said:

Jocko tears:

Quick reminder that Union Street was recently voted as one of the worst high streets in the UK.

Teesside did not feature on the list at all. End.

Aye all slagging other places and the Toon is a disgrace.

[dave_min]

28 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Will be full of Turkey teethed benders pretending they're serious about buying one but in reality they have the budget for a mid level Sekonda.

 

You’re probably better off going with a cheaper alternative if you’ve never learned how to tell the time tbh

[ericblack4boss]

Love a geordie accent  on a woman.

[cheesepipes]

10 minutes ago, dave_min said:

You’re probably better off going with a cheaper alternative if you’ve never learned how to tell the time tbh

I just use the position of the Sun and the moon.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Love a geordie accent  on a woman.

Is it the way they say ”please stop" in a terrified manner that you particularly enjoy?

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

Jesus wept simple min.

even for you this is bad.

Woosh

keep up beerbook

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Woosh

keep up beerbook

that wasn’t a woosh, simple.

 

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

that wasn’t a woosh, simple.

 

I wrote it you big spazzy. I decide if its a woosh or not. 

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

I wrote it you big spazzy. I decide if its a woosh or not. 

no.

it’s just you being you. simple simply.

 

 

using big tough guy words like spazzy won’t change that, simple min

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

no.

it’s just you being you. simple simply.

 

 

using big tough guy words like spazzy won’t change that, simple min

Simple Simply etc i see what youve done there.

Jesus😆

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Simple Simply etc i see what youve done there.

Jesus😆

haha just pullin yer leg min

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

haha just pullin yer leg min

Zinger

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Zinger

aw simple min 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

aw simple min 🤦🏻‍♂️

😆you been mixing meds with yir ale fatso?

What a bloody cringe

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

😆you been mixing meds with yir ale fatso?

What a bloody cringe

@Bluto10on the ropes here.

[Dad]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

@Bluto10on the ropes here.

As per

He'd fall down otherwise the fat cunt