Teuchters corner.

[dave_min]

44 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

There was a tidy quine fae Fishy that was in my college class (2017-18). She would be about 24 years old noo min. Maybe her?

Never realised the bar is still open in Fetterangus. A lovely peaceful settlement.

Fiiit?

I assumed you were at least 72 years old here.

[JumboJET]

A "chipper supper".

Deary me. LOL.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

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Hey Tarquin, let’s go and get our din dins from the Chippy. 

Fuckin guffy ponce.

[JumboJET]

1 hour ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

"Och, big man Davie, let's gallivant doon tae the chippy, ken? Get oorsels a pure dead brilliant chipper supper, ye ken?"

Fuckin jock degenerate.

[Red Clive 1995]

5 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Never had the pleasure of going to the Gaval Hall min. It closed down over 20 odd years ago.

Fishy bar in fetterangus still well open min.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

16 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Fuckin jock degenerate.

Oh wait, you’re not are you? A Sassenach?

 

You are! Oh my. A fucking Nigel.

 

Who’d have thought it. Jumby the guff. 😂

[maryhilldon]

23 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Fuckin jock degenerate.

Fuck off then. 👍 Spamming weirdo.

[JumboJET]

15 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Oh wait, you’re not are you? A Sassenach?

 

You are! Oh my. A fucking Nigel.

 

Who’d have thought it. Jumby the guff. 😂

Nothing to be ashamed of lad, we're all from the same country after all. 

#2014 🇬🇧

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, dave_min said:

Fiiit?

I assumed you were at least 72 years old here.

I may sound like a 72 year old lad (life experiences et al.) but rest assured I'm about 63% of that age min. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

42 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

Fishy bar in fetterangus still well open min.

Spot on loon. I'm pleased to hear it.

Every village needs a vibrant community establishment like a boozer.👍🍺

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, JumboJET said:

Nothing to be ashamed of lad, we're all from the same country after all. 

#2014 🇬🇧

^ English hun has outed himself.

[ericblack4boss]

13 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

This is Teuchters corner, not fucking English Bufty Garden centre.

 

Fuck off Titchmarsh.

Aye. Mind thr good old days of the Beechgrove Garden,  in the 80s

When they had a great Teuchter, 

Winston fae Clatt.

[Redforever86]

14 hours ago, JumboJET said:

Yeah, if you're a braindead mongo Scotch cringe merchant.

A chipper is something you throw wood into.

Presume you buy your steaks fae the butchy, and your pies fae the bakey too? 

[Red Clive 1995]

29 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Presume you buy your steaks fae the butchy, and your pies fae the bakey too? 

Chippy tea is just chronic bullshit in the countryside. Anyone that would say that in my part of gods country would be sporting a puckle black een and sqweent nose.

[sigh]

2 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye. Mind thr good old days of the Beechgrove Garden,  in the 80s

When they had a great Teuchter, 

Winston fae Clatt.

Used to love watching it as a kid until I found out they dug up my uncle roses (with permission), planted then in the Beechgrove Garden did a bit in the show about them then replanted them back in mu uncles garden - frauds.

 

And its chipper.

[JumboJET]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Presume you buy your steaks fae the butchy, and your pies fae the bakey too? 

You presume incorrectly. It's from the local butchery and bakery, obviously. (I understand it can be difficult for Jocks to grasp the English language, as proven in this thread.)

[Oregon Red]

Honestly Chippy is just an English term ..its Chipper. Sorry

[NEM]

25 minutes ago, Oregon Red said:

Honestly Chippy is just a poofy English term ..its Chipper. Sorry

 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I like a chippy from a chipper and a chipper from a chippy.

I am just thankful to get food.👍

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, Oregon Red said:

Honestly Chippy is just an English term ..its Chipper. Sorry

Don't talk shite. I grew up in the Heelins and live in Glasgow, ive never known anyone to call it a chipper.

[Simply Red]

10 hours ago, JumboJET said:

You presume incorrectly. It's from the local butchery and bakery, obviously. (I understand it can be difficult for Jocks to grasp the English language, as proven in this thread.)

😆yeah Teeside could really show us Scots a thing or two about language.

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Don't talk shite. I grew up in the Heelins and live in Glasgow, ive never known anyone to call it a chipper.

Ok i’ll put this tedious fucking shit to bed.

The NE calls it a chipper.

Everyone else, chippy.

The fucking end.

[Simply Red]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fuck off you weegie cunt.

Behave yourself pinot grigio

[Don Fonte]

25 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Behave yourself pinot grigio

Sauvignon blanc actually Mick, you ginger sex case.

[JumboJET]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

😆yeah Teeside could really show us Scots a thing or two about language.

*Teesside. 

There's another lesson for you, lad.

[Simply Red]

51 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

*Cesspit. 

There's another lesson for you, lad.

Fair

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, JumboJET said:

*Teesside. 

There's another lesson for you, lad.

Needs pesticide 

[maryhilldon]

The NE of England is fuckin grim. Similar weather to Scotland but without the nice scenery.

[Red Clive 1995]

11 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Ok i’ll put this tedious fucking shit to bed.

The NE calls it a chipper.

Everyone else, chippy.

The fucking end.

It really is that simple. 

[madjockmcferson]

On 4/5/2024 at 6:43 PM, maryhilldon said:

The NE of England is fuckin grim. Similar weather to Scotland but without the nice scenery.

north of newcastle its beautiful. but thats cos its really scotland but they stole it from us in the year oatcake. love geordies - pretty much scots with their brains bashed oot