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Think the original has disappeared with Mobby.

 

Ach well.

 

Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead.

Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record

 

A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement.

"David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday.

His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick".

"It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley.

Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him."

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Think the original has disappeared with Mobby.

 

Ach well.

 

Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead.

Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record

 

A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement.

"David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday.

His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick".

"It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley.

Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him."

 

 

 

If someone is in character, does that mean they regularly go off the radar whilst shagging hoors and lady boys?

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1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Think the original has disappeared with Mobby.

 

Ach well.

 

Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead.

Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record

 

A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement.

"David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday.

His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick".

"It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley.

Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him."

 

 

 

He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship.

The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again.

Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad.

Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East.

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3 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Think the original has disappeared with Mobby.

 

Ach well.

 

Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead.

Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record

 

A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement.

"David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday.

His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick".

"It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley.

Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him."

 

 

 

  • He's retired after working his whole life.
  • Cashed in all his savings etc.
  • Fucked off to Thailand.
  • Can't be arsed with his sponging family or kids.
  • Spending all his money fucking tarts, drinking and taking drugs.
  • Having a fucking good life I'd say.

Case closed. Next.

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2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship.

The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again.

Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad.

Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East.

Or will be dead in a ditch with paint tins up his arse and blood on his inner thighs 

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3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship.

The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again.

Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad.

Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East.

Heartbreaking news.

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43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I would rather have a Polish woman by the length of our solar system, never mind a country mile, instead of an Oriental.👍🇵🇱

You’d be like a dog with 8 dicks oot there min. 
Polskis = no chance

Thaiskis = love you long time 

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6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I'd rather be a neutered dog than fornicate with any Oriental quine min.

Come away MAD. They’re eager to please the white meat. 
 

what’s not to like? 

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5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Come away MAD. They’re eager to please the white meat. 
 

what’s not to like? 

Na fuck that, Poodler min. Nae an attractive proposition whatsoever.

Hypothetically speaking, if I went to Thailand and shagged a bird, the chances are that the quine would have been previously pumped by half of the elderly male population of Fraserburgh. 

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3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Na fuck that, Poodler min. Nae an attractive proposition whatsoever.

Hypothetically speaking, if I went to Thailand and shagged a bird, the chances are that the quine would have been previously pumped by half of the elderly male population of Fraserburgh. 

Did you check out Jojo Babie and those wonderful breeests?

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2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Na fuck that, Poodler min. Nae an attractive proposition whatsoever.

Hypothetically speaking, if I went to Thailand and shagged a bird, the chances are that the quine would have been previously pumped by half of the elderly male population of Fraserburgh. 

What if you went to Japan/Vietnam/Indonesia?

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