The Boofon Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Think the original has disappeared with Mobby. Ach well. Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead. Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement. "David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday. His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick". "It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley. Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him." 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 50 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Think the original has disappeared with Mobby. Ach well. Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead. Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement. "David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday. His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick". "It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley. Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him." If someone is in character, does that mean they regularly go off the radar whilst shagging hoors and lady boys? Link to comment
Tommy Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 55 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: If someone is in character, does that mean they regularly go off the radar whilst shagging hoors and lady boys? Are you asking on behalf of a friend? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 10 minutes ago, Tommy said: Are you asking on behalf of a friend? Glad you’ve checked in Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: Think the original has disappeared with Mobby. Ach well. Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead. Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement. "David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday. His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick". "It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley. Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him." He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship. The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again. Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad. Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 39 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: You ever been to Thailand mad? No and never will go there, Brian min. Don't get the fascination or appeal of the place whatsoever. 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 16 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: No and never will go there, Brian min. Don't get the fascination or appeal of the place whatsoever. You could a woman (or man, or inbetween) to love you long time. Cheaper maintenance than a polish burd. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 3 hours ago, The Boofon said: Think the original has disappeared with Mobby. Ach well. Case 1. Missing presumed bummed dead. Scots dad missing in Thailand was on "solo retirement holiday" - Daily Record A dad disappeared in Thailand while taking a solo holiday to celebrate his retirement. "David is 5'8", 65 years old, and has been on holiday in Thailand. He is single and had recently retired so just wanted a holiday. His family described his disappearance as "out of character" and told how they are "worried sick". "It is not normal for him to not contact his daughter, Hayley. Another relative posted on Facebook: "After some odd messages and then silence, we haven't heard from our uncle for five days. He has been on holiday in Thailand but police confirmed he never made his flight home. Please share as we are incredibly worried about him." He's retired after working his whole life. Cashed in all his savings etc. Fucked off to Thailand. Can't be arsed with his sponging family or kids. Spending all his money fucking tarts, drinking and taking drugs. Having a fucking good life I'd say. Case closed. Next. 3 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship. The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again. Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad. Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East. Or will be dead in a ditch with paint tins up his arse and blood on his inner thighs Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: You could a woman (or man, or inbetween) to love you long time. Cheaper maintenance than a polish burd. I would rather have a Polish woman by the length of our solar system, never mind a country mile, instead of an Oriental.👍🇵🇱 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 1 hour ago, ericblack4boss said: Or will be dead in a ditch with paint tins up his arse and blood on his inner thighs Very good theory loon. He'll be dead lying somewhere remote and the Thai plod won't lift a finger in order to try to trace the man. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I would rather have a Polish woman by the length of our solar system, never mind a country mile, instead of an Oriental.👍🇵🇱 Some good old fashioned racism ^^ 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: He's ended up in a honey trap after shagging what he thought was a heterosexual female but turned out to be a transsexual male, who is in a committal relationship. The tranny's partner (a butch male), in collusion with their spouse, then takes revenge on the (now) "missing" person as part of the sting by overpowering the tourist with the use of local Thai herbs, then proceed to gag, bound, and blindfold him, and dump his body in a snake pit deep in the Phuket rainforest, never to be found again. Reminds me of a lad from Fraserburgh who was caught up in a honey trap in the Philippines several years ago. It never ended well for the lad. Never, ever trust an Oriental or someone with connections to the Far East. Heartbreaking news. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 16 minutes ago, Tommy said: Heartbreaking news. A Vanilla Orchid aromatic candle, Tommy min?🤔 Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 MAD check out Jojo Babie then tell me Orientals don't do it for you... Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I would rather have a Polish woman by the length of our solar system, never mind a country mile, instead of an Oriental.👍🇵🇱 You’d be like a dog with 8 dicks oot there min. Polskis = no chance Thaiskis = love you long time Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 13 minutes ago, Simply Red said: You’d be like a dog with 8 dicks oot there min. Polskis = no chance Thaiskis = love you long time I'd rather be a neutered dog than fornicate with any Oriental quine min. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I'd rather be a neutered dog than fornicate with any Oriental quine min. Come away MAD. They’re eager to please the white meat. what’s not to like? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: Come away MAD. They’re eager to please the white meat. what’s not to like? Na fuck that, Poodler min. Nae an attractive proposition whatsoever. Hypothetically speaking, if I went to Thailand and shagged a bird, the chances are that the quine would have been previously pumped by half of the elderly male population of Fraserburgh. Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Na fuck that, Poodler min. Nae an attractive proposition whatsoever. Hypothetically speaking, if I went to Thailand and shagged a bird, the chances are that the quine would have been previously pumped by half of the elderly male population of Fraserburgh. Did you check out Jojo Babie and those wonderful breeests? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Did you check out Jojo Babie and those wonderful breeests? Silicon breasts dinna do it for me min. Natural, proportionate boobs are far better.👍 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 4 minutes ago, Roberto said: Did you check out Jojo Babie and those wonderful breeests? Is she a real weemin? Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Is she a real weemin? I understand the concern, yes she is. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: I understand the concern, yes she is. Don’t want to be outed as a Willy woofter without knowing the facts. Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 3 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Don’t want to be outed as a Willy woofter without knowing the facts. No i have been a Jojo fan for many a year. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: No i have been a Jojo fan for many a year. The last (ever) player to score a penalty for AFC at ibrox. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Na fuck that, Poodler min. Nae an attractive proposition whatsoever. Hypothetically speaking, if I went to Thailand and shagged a bird, the chances are that the quine would have been previously pumped by half of the elderly male population of Fraserburgh. What if you went to Japan/Vietnam/Indonesia? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 27 minutes ago, Simply Red said: What if you went to Japan/Vietnam/Indonesia? Out of respect for my Grandfather (my Mother's Father), I'd never visit Japan, nor would I like to anyway. The same applies to every other nation on the Indo-China peninsula and nearby islands. Link to comment
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