Henry Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Pipe and slippers mate, pipe and slippers. If I ever get to that stage you have my permission to shoot me. What musical extravaganza do you have planned for this Saturday night when you're sitting at home posting youtube videos on Hat? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 ha ha good een. out sunday, tuesday, and will be tonight and tomorrow.youd nae be sble to keep up min berty, simetimes even i struggle i live inbetwween the hague and rotterdam So you WEREN'T out Monday http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=32833 Anyway, your Mrs must work nightshift, or does she accompany you to the cruiser? Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 What musical extravaganza do you have planned for this Saturday night when you're sitting at home posting youtube videos on Hat? Bluto you have my permission. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 So you WEREN'T out Monday http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=32833 Anyway, your Mrs must work nightshift, or does she accompany you to the cruiser? nah monday stayed in, Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Bluto, I admire your bravado, but you have never actually seen drink have you, I mean serious drink. And I am nae on about 8 pints and stotting away hame, The hedonistic time of after double dunting a couple of mitsu's, after the coupaned buzz wore off, it was nip, after nip, after nip, and hoose nips as well. then at 6am you order a taxi to source vodka, and lots of it, you sacrifice the mixer to optimize the vodka content. vodka straight, snort vodka and pour vodka into your eyeball for hardcoreness. Cause and effect Bluts, cause and effect. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 some of the stuff i used to fo was mental, serious amounts of booze but then i did baloon up to 16st so i could handle it Link to comment
360 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Do you get Carling in the Netherlands? Proper beer. Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Hardcore drinking sessions. Waking up in Keith after a session and wondering 'where the fuck am I - I only went out for a pint'. That's proper drinking. You poor sod! Place is a shithole of the highest order! Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Hardcore drinking sessions. Waking up in Keith after a session and wondering 'where the fuck am I - I only went out for a pint'. That's proper drinking. Drinking contraband vodka out of the bottle, with Ukrainian sailors or a cargo boat in Buckie harbour while smoking cigars was one of my highlights Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 You poor sod! Place is a shithole of the highest order! Correct. However Huntly is hardly the epitome of culture. Choooochter Teuchter cunts Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Drinking contraband vodka out of the bottle, with Ukrainian sailors or a cargo boat in Buckie harbour while smoking cigars was one of my highlights in my pomp one hogmanay i drank a whole bottle of grouse (straight) on the bus between dundee and edinburgh not bad going for less than an hour i was some shape that year Link to comment
360 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 in my pomp one hogmanay i drank a whole bottle of grouse (straight) on the bus between dundee and edinburgh not bad going for less than an hour i was some shape that year Wow. That should put Berty and EPK in their place. Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Hardcore drinking sessions. Waking up in Keith after a session and wondering 'where the fuck am I - I only went out for a pint'. That's proper drinking. You're married and Heppy's got a bird. Must have been a sesh n a half. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Wow. That should put Berty and EPK in their place. ive been putting upstarts in their place for well over ten years min Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Love all these made up stories of drinking bravado Actual question about boozing here, does anyone else find if you go back out the day after a piss up, as long as you have sobered up from night before and suitably re-hydrated, it takes much more booze to get you steaming? Def happens to me anyway. However, fail to sober up and drink plenty water first, I will feel shit and crash and burn early. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 peak for yoursel min sheeps Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 peak for yoursel min sheeps Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 ive been putting upstarts in their place for well over ten years min You certainly have Bluto, you most certainly have... shirt fully unbuttoned, in day light, in yellow, caught on camera Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 peak for yoursel min sheeps peak for yoursel min sheeps Twin Peaks. Link to comment
Henry Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Yeah, I often tell people my made up story of wakening up in Keith... Had you grown up with me, you'd know this is fairly mild for me. Wild man. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 You certainly have Bluto, you most certainly have... shirt fully unbuttoned, in day light, in yellow, caught on camera Bluto, you look in fine form in that picture, not a moments hesitation that the soldier might kill you, straight in, love it, respecc. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 You certainly have Bluto, you most certainly have... shirt fully unbuttoned, in day light, in yellow, caught on camera Link to comment
E-P-K Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I was off my rocker. Mental bad boy shit. Bloots has nothing on me. And you have nothing on me, apart from 7 years my younger, I reckon Mutton humper is the creme dela creme boozer per se. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Yeah, I often tell people my made up story of wakening up in Keith... Had you grown up with me, you'd know this is fairly mild for me. I mind a few tales of your antics you have posted on here in days gone by. They were usually an introduction to one your 'that's it I am detoxing and going teetotal' threads. I will give you the benefit of the doubt! Bloots credentials have yet to be backed up however... Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 you laying down a challenge sheep? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Bluto, you look in fine form in that picture, not a moments hesitation that the soldier might kill you, straight in, love it, respecc. i was on top form that weekend minmuch like usual, really Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I reckon Mutton humper is the creme de la creme boozer per se. He'll be up there for sure.Takes an affa lot of bevvy to actually shag a sheep. Not a wannabeeee. Link to comment
360 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I mind a few tales of your antics you have posted on here in days gone by. They were usually an introduction to one your 'that's it I am detoxing and going teetotal' threads. I will give you the benefit of the doubt! Bloots credentials have yet to be backed up however... I think the photo posted by epk is more than enough proof. Geezer. Case closed. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 you laying down a challenge sheep? Aye next time I am in some random town between Rotterdam and the Hague, I will seek you out in the cruiser and we can go it at it babycham for babycham. If that isn't enough of a test of manliness for you, we will see who can throw a kettle over the pub, sorry, nuclear Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I think the photo posted by epk is more than enough proof. Geezer. Case closed. Is that actually the man himself?! It's tiny on my phone. Link to comment
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