heimin Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Nae sure what thread this would go in but. Got dragged to soul on saturday, full of cunts, every single one of them (including her aye). Link to comment
DD1903 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)' Link to comment
DD1903 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 ^^ it's alright when it's used sarcastically, but I agree it's a worry when folk genuinely mean it .Yes. With Sarcasm it's fine...and also if they have literally just smashed (up) the gym in some form vandalism, obviously. Or taken a hammer to their pizza. Which would be silly Link to comment
BWG Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Fucking restaurants that think it's acceptable to serve what is clearly fucking microwave meals from Tesco. Looking at you, Marykirk Hotel. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)'Often used by @@RAZOR Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Totes used in a sentence Cringe as fuck Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)'Or when hipsterwankcunts use it to describe food, probably when serving fries in a mini basket........smashed avocado? Aye right.... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Cunts who use the 'crying with laughter emoji' (pretty sure I've mentioned this before on numerous occasions) but it still gets to me - every fucking day It's like Facebook, I've begun to hate friends/workmates who use it (usually when something isn't even fucking funny)All they cunts that have stopped using the poof emoji. Link to comment
dervish Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I pet hate myself for still having Facebook. Am I nay a cunt? Sake. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Redtv having audio only on matches....... grrrrrrr Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Fucking restaurants that think it's acceptable to serve what is clearly fucking microwave meals from Tesco. Looking at you, Marykirk Hotel.Was at Craibstone golf course at the weekend and got a Chicken Caesar Salad that defo came from a supermarket. Swicking bastards! Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Folk that holiday in Amsterdam who don't visit the schmaking cafés and sex shows. Go to fucking Calgary if you don't want to experience any culture. 1 1 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Folk that holiday in Amsterdam who don't visit the schmaking cafés and sex shows. Go to fucking Calgary if you don't want to experience any culture.Maybe they go to see the hide and seek runner up 1945 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)' Yeah, it's fucking dumb to say you've smashed someone at a pub game...glass over the head is different if that's your way of celebrating. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Maybe they go to see the hide and seek runner up 1945Or the Heineken museum. Ace holiday banter. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Or the Heineken museum. Ace holiday banter.Pure holiday Bantz Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Folk that holiday in Amsterdam who don't visit the schmaking cafés and sex shows. Go to fucking Calgary if you don't want to experience any culture.This. Having been to both, me and mrs Byen found it much easier to get off our heads in the dam. Problem was too much of the former made the latter impossible. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Fucking tethering limits on mobile data. Get fucked with that. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 It's amazing how there aren't more pugilists in this world given how many experts there were on social media last night. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 It's amazing how there aren't more pugilists in this world given how many experts there were on social media last night.Combat sport is for repressed homosexuals. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Taking change back is the behaviour oh peasants Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Pubs that bend doon to the will of the hunnery. Holburn Bar today, plenty in the pub want to watch the 4pm Liverpool v Arsenal, so they put it up on the big screen, putting the hun game on the little screens. Pair of huns kick up a stink and the pub switches it back.In an Aberdeen boozer. What the actual fuck: since when did pubs bend over for the diseased hun cock this fucking easily? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 You sort the huns out? They'd have been kicked in or at least chased out, in my dayThey'd have been told to fuck off in the first place in mine Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Cunts who take their bikes on trains especially cunts who take their bikes onto a rammed rush hour train. Sorry you two are going to have to get out your seats so i can put ma poofy racer there. Why not cycle home or just fucking take the train and leave the bike at home? Arseholes. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Cunts who take their bikes on trains especially cunts who take their bikes onto a rammed rush hour train. Sorry you two are going to have to get out your seats so i can put ma poofy racer there. Why not cycle home or just fucking take the train and leave the bike at home? Arseholes.I'm guessing you experienced this in the recent past? Link to comment
BWG Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Weekly fire alarm tests. Utterly pointless doing it during working hours as all it does is desensitize people to the sound of an alarm that they end up just ignoring it when it does go off. Fire drills can also get to fuck. If the building is burning down then am I fuck going to be calmly walking down the stairwell keeping to the left hand side, it's every man for them self and I'll trample over any fucker fa gets in my way. Link to comment
Donnet Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Folk who start walking into a lift as the door is just opening and look surprised when there's someone trying to get out of it. 1 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Non playing staff referring to "Linos" as in "he's offside Lino" or "get yer flag up Lino." I get the players seem to want to do it. But fat balding middle agers who have never seen the inside of a dressing room? Just no. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Weekly fire alarm tests. Utterly pointless doing it during working hours as all it does is desensitize people to the sound of an alarm that they end up just ignoring it when it does go off. Fire drills can also get to fuck. If the building is burning down then am I fuck going to be calmly walking down the stairwell keeping to the left hand side, it's every man for them self and I'll trample over any fucker fa gets in my way.Mind folk used to queue at the lift when they done a drill at my old work. Tubes. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Its bad enough for using the lift to go up 1 or 2 flighst of stairs, but there are lazy cunts at my work who take the the lift to go down 1 flight of stairs. beggars belief. Link to comment
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