Quagmire Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Cunts that talk to me at work when I've clearly got my headphones on cos I don't want to speak to them. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I hate the incorrect use of "literally" that is becoming increasingly prevalent. Thick cunts. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I hate the incorrect use of "literally" that is becoming increasingly prevalent. Thick cunts. 'Genuinely' and 'generally'is another one. Cunts. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Cunts that talk to me at work when I've clearly got my headphones on cos I don't want to speak to them. Cunts that wear headphones at work. It's a place of business. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 'Genuinely' and 'generally'is another one. Cunts. Arseholes that use the word 'irregardless'. Fuck off. The word you want is regardless. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 Cunts that wear headphones at work. It's a place of business.They wear headphones at your work so that they don't have to hear your Dundonian accent. True Story. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 Folk who try to strike up a conversation whilst you're having a piss p.s. this will have been mentioned numerous times before, possibly by myself. The point still stands. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 'So'.....blah blah blah Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Cunts that wear headphones at work. It's a place of business. I do business better when I don't need to listen to the Caithness mafia on here speak about farms, coo's and whatever MacKay made an arse of it at the weekend. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 You work in Caithness Quagmire min? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 ^^^ good stuff H min, you've finally got a friend nearby :thumbsup: Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Na mate, just a heap of them on my rig. Fine fella's really. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I only ever use two emojiis with my crews whatsapp chat. The sunglasses one and the pint glass. All other emojiis are gay. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 ^^ good point that . No doubt there will be detailed psychological studies into our dual personalities i.e. online and offline.For example, and hard to believe, in real life I'm actually a fucking twat .Not believing that for a minute bbz x PM me hun. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I'm guilty of using some emoji's. My most used one is ? An emoji has its uses. Can lighten otherwise creepy messages. I'd love to put my tongue in your arsehole ? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I'm not here to provide you with wanking material. Contact Millertime on the dark web. Username K9-69. Or if it's about immigration his username is C18 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Arseholes that use the word 'irregardless'. Fuck off. The word you want is regardless.Or irrespective. Link to comment
BWG Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 ScotRail. Never on time, expensive as hell and cramped as fuck trains. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 ScotRail. Never on time, expensive as hell and cramped as fuck trains. Hence why they will never reduce the price. Trains are busy despite costs. They will just continue to milk it. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Folk that use been instead of being. I did some training years ago at a place called Leconfield,a lot of folk used to say Leconsfield-annoyed the fuck out of me at the time,and still does to this day.It's nae that hard surely...? Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I only ever use two emojiis with my crews whatsapp chat. The sunglasses one and the pint glass. All other emojiis are gay. Speaking of... Link to comment
BWG Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Hence why they will never reduce the price. Trains are busy despite costs. They will just continue to milk it. Nationalize the bastards. SNP well fucked up with giving the contract to the Dutch. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Bruce Forsyth being alive. Edit. Nae a pet hate now. Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 People who walk and text Guys with BO Fat people Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Sweating when nervous; having shy cock; being made to feel like a cunt,All at the same time? Link to comment
dervish Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Waiting for a bill in a restaurant. Everything else they do aside from letting you pay is more important to them. You wait now. Tables turned. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Cunts who put gelatine in their cheesecakesAny chef worth their salt should know the ingredients (double cream, cream cheese, condensed milk) the amount of each ingredient needed, combined with the beating of said mixture to consistency required to make a cheesecake 'set' Just fucking laziness (Couldn't fault the biscuit base, though. Yum)Aye ok Mary. Link to comment
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