Pet Hates

[heimin]

Nae sure what thread this would go in but. Got dragged to soul on saturday, full of cunts, every single one of them (including her aye).

[DD1903]

The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)'

[DD1903]

^^ it's alright when it's used sarcastically, but I agree it's a worry when folk genuinely mean it .

Yes. With Sarcasm it's fine...and also if they have literally just smashed (up) the gym in some form vandalism, obviously. Or taken a hammer to their pizza. Which would be silly

[BWG]

Fucking restaurants that think it's acceptable to serve what is clearly fucking microwave meals from Tesco. Looking at you, Marykirk Hotel.

[King Street Loon]

The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)'

Often used by @@RAZOR

[reekie_dock]

Totes used in a sentence

 

Cringe as fuck

[Chewie37]

The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)'

Or when hipsterwankcunts use it to describe food, probably when serving fries in a mini basket........smashed avocado? Aye right....

[BrianFaePerth]

Cunts who use the 'crying with laughter emoji' (pretty sure I've mentioned this before on numerous occasions) but it still gets to me - every fucking day

 

It's like Facebook, I've begun to hate friends/workmates who use it (usually when something isn't even fucking funny)

All they cunts that have stopped using the poof emoji.

[dervish]

I pet hate myself for still having Facebook.

 

Am I nay a cunt? Sake.

[Chewie37]

Redtv having audio only on matches....... grrrrrrr

[granite sheep]

Fucking restaurants that think it's acceptable to serve what is clearly fucking microwave meals from Tesco. Looking at you, Marykirk Hotel.

Was at Craibstone golf course at the weekend and got a Chicken Caesar Salad that defo came from a supermarket. Swicking bastards!

[RAZOR]

Folk that holiday in Amsterdam who don't visit the schmaking cafés and sex shows.

 

Go to fucking Calgary if you don't want to experience any culture.

[reekie_dock]

Folk that holiday in Amsterdam who don't visit the schmaking cafés and sex shows.

 

Go to fucking Calgary if you don't want to experience any culture.

Maybe they go to see the hide and seek runner up 1945

[alscotoz]

The use of the word/term 'smashed'. As in, 'just smashed a workout', 'just smashed it at the gym', or 'just smashed a dominoes (or some other type of food)'

 

Yeah, it's fucking dumb to say you've smashed someone at a pub game...glass over the head is different if that's your way of celebrating.

[RAZOR]

Maybe they go to see the hide and seek runner up 1945

Or the Heineken museum. Ace holiday banter.

[reekie_dock]

Or the Heineken museum. Ace holiday banter.

Pure holiday Bantz

[BrianFaePerth]

Folk that holiday in Amsterdam who don't visit the schmaking cafés and sex shows.

 

Go to fucking Calgary if you don't want to experience any culture.

This.

 

Having been to both, me and mrs Byen found it much easier to get off our heads in the dam.

 

Problem was too much of the former made the latter impossible.

[BWG]

Fucking tethering limits on mobile data. Get fucked with that.

[RAZOR]

It's amazing how there aren't more pugilists in this world given how many experts there were on social media last night.

[BWG]

It's amazing how there aren't more pugilists in this world given how many experts there were on social media last night.

Combat sport is for repressed homosexuals.

[reekie_dock]

Taking change back is the behaviour oh peasants

[granite sheep]

Pubs that bend doon to the will of the hunnery. Holburn Bar today, plenty in the pub want to watch the 4pm Liverpool v Arsenal, so they put it up on the big screen, putting the hun game on the little screens. Pair of huns kick up a stink and the pub switches it back.In an Aberdeen boozer. What the actual fuck: since when did pubs bend over for the diseased hun cock this fucking easily?

[Chewie37]

You sort the huns out?

They'd have been kicked in or at least chased out, in my day

They'd have been told to fuck off in the first place in mine

[Pubes Macdonald]

Cunts who take their bikes on trains especially cunts who take their bikes onto a rammed rush hour train.

 

Sorry you two are going to have to get out your seats so i can put ma poofy racer there.

 

Why not cycle home or just fucking take the train and leave the bike at home?

 

Arseholes.

[The Buzzard]

Cunts who take their bikes on trains especially cunts who take their bikes onto a rammed rush hour train.

 

Sorry you two are going to have to get out your seats so i can put ma poofy racer there.

 

Why not cycle home or just fucking take the train and leave the bike at home?

 

Arseholes.

I'm guessing you experienced this in the recent past?

[BWG]

Weekly fire alarm tests. Utterly pointless doing it during working hours as all it does is desensitize people to the sound of an alarm that they end up just ignoring it when it does go off. Fire drills can also get to fuck. If the building is burning down then am I fuck going to be calmly walking down the stairwell keeping to the left hand side, it's every man for them self and I'll trample over any fucker fa gets in my way.

[Donnet]

Folk who start walking into a lift as the door is just opening and look surprised when there's someone trying to get out of it.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Non playing staff referring to "Linos" as in "he's offside Lino" or "get yer flag up Lino."

 

I get the players seem to want to do it. But fat balding middle agers who have never seen the inside of a dressing room? Just no.

[RAZOR]

Weekly fire alarm tests. Utterly pointless doing it during working hours as all it does is desensitize people to the sound of an alarm that they end up just ignoring it when it does go off. Fire drills can also get to fuck. If the building is burning down then am I fuck going to be calmly walking down the stairwell keeping to the left hand side, it's every man for them self and I'll trample over any fucker fa gets in my way.

Mind folk used to queue at the lift when they done a drill at my old work. Tubes.

[E-P-K]

Its bad enough for using the lift to go up 1 or 2 flighst of stairs, but there are lazy cunts at my work who take the the lift to go down 1 flight of stairs. beggars belief.