Chewie37 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Ive only ever seen that shit on tv...what types of folks use such terminology?Californians.... People who don't like The Smiths. Don't trust them. Yeah, don't trust people who DON'T (MT™) like miserable music "I would go out tooniiight, but I'm a miserable cunt vegan" think I got the lyrics right........ Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Today's pet hate; straws on juice cartons that split when you try to pop them out of their wrapper!!!!! Oooh that raises the Wookie heckles Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 In a condescending tone, yes My girlfriend and myself were sitting having a quiet drink, then him and his loutish oafs came bounding past shouting the odds to the poor bar staff They were out to menace - and I told them straight. You wouldn't have the balls. He doesn't leave Glasgow as he's probably worried about terrorist attacks. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Traffic cones, signs, flashing lights, closed lane/s, slow down to 40km/h for road works. Fair enough. BUT then you crawl for over 5 minutes without seeing one of the lazy bastards, let alone them doing any work. Get fucked. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Pets. Fucking hate cunts with pets. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Get yourself an adult beverage you bloody child.What? Sperm? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Get yourself an adult beverage you bloody child.Fuck off Dad! I want my Ribeeeeeeeena!! Waaaaaah (It was actually apple juice, but I do like Ribena.......light) Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 What? Sperm?Whoa!! You took that too far.......whore Link to comment
Pudgie Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Pets. Fucking hate cunts with pets.Fuck off you prick. Get a dog. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Fuck off you prick. Get a dog.Deek will see you in court!! Link to comment
Pudgie Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Deek will see you in court!!Reported, blocked, police involved. Expect MI5 at the door. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 They're watching him anyway for his criminally big nose 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 They're watching him anyway for his criminally big noseNo need to abuse his dog!!!! Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 They're watching him anyway for his criminally big noseMy best feature, handy when inhaling soiled skimps. A man like yourself would love to be blessed with a massive beak Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Pets are for lonely golk aren't they? Fuvk havin pets when you've proper folk to look sgtrr Link to comment
dervish Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Some have dependants, some have dependencies. Never the twain shall meet. Unless the dependants are asleep and the Claude glass slips out for a taste of the good times? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Pet h8 - when the last read function takes you to posts from December. This is not the service I pay for. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Agreed. Sack the board Deliver a coffin to Bebo's house Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Getting a shite nights sleep because it's too hot.... Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 When the PornHub clip finishes seconds just before the money shot The dick at my gym who is admittedly good at skipping but just does it all the time with his hoody up like he's a professional boxer Sky showing cricket highlights of Sri Lanka v Pakistan when it's not even England playing, which I can just about handle Political correctness / leftism / foreign aid / Merkel / Brand / Allen / Lineker James Corden and that gang of self loving unfunny pricks Weegies and their self promoted funny / hard / working class trustworthy image Irvine Welsh and T2 - promo video for Hibs / ego trip for all involved That I'm 45, married with kids Cats and cat people Adverts and pop ups / cold calls St Mirren 1 1 Link to comment
tiktak Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Hotels that have two single beds rammed together instead of a double and this fuckin thing of telling you to make your own breakfast. If I wanted to make my own toast I'd stay in the fuckin house. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Twa poofs French kissing oan the bus the day. Mouths wide open. Exhibitionists eh hink, pierced n tattooed, wis in a bad mood n ready tae knock their cunts in until they goat oaf. Pair eh auld chufters 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Cunts from warm places moaning about the climate Yeah they annoy me too.......luckily I'm from Aberdeen so I can moan like fuck without upsetting you When the PornHub clip finishes seconds just before the money shotThe dick at my gym who is admittedly good at skipping but just does it all the time with his hoody up like he's a professional boxer Sky showing cricket highlights of Sri Lanka v Pakistan when it's not even England playing, which I can just about handlePolitical correctness / leftism / foreign aid / Merkel / Brand / Allen / LinekerJames Corden and that gang of self loving unfunny pricksWeegies and their self promoted funny / hard / working class trustworthy imageIrvine Welsh and T2 - promo video for Hibs / ego trip for all involvedThat I'm 45, married with kidsCats and cat peopleAdverts and pop ups / cold callsSt MirrenFucking hell Hailes, we should charge you for therapy! Get it all out your system min Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Yeah they annoy me too.......luckily I'm from Aberdeen so I can moan like fuck without upsetting you Fucking hell Hailes, we should charge you for therapy! Get it all out your system min I used to be good fun, but life has worn me down Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Your favourite part is when the guy cums? CRIKEY. Were you French kissing another dude on a bus today? I NEVER get the bus Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I NEVER get the busIn case you see two guys kissing and get aroused? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Eh saw twa chufters open month winching in the queue at the shoap tae, saliva, tongues the lot. They were auld cunts, looked like rats. Gied me the boak. Wan hud a shirt oan sayin "we're Queer, we're here,git yased tae it". They were trying tae git reactions ootay cunts. Provocative eh hink the word is. Widnae minded Knockin thir cunts in, nae need fir that pish in the shoap ffs Link to comment
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