Guest milne_afc Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Anyone got an AFC chat related tattoo?Was going to get a Thunderwizard across the forearm in a classic Metallica font. But couldn't be arsed. Still pure. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 rumpus lied about getting one last week . Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I have CRINGE!! On my knuckles Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 How does that work then ?Maths was never my strong point but... CRIN on one set of 4 fingers. GE!! on the other hand. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Folk (mostly weegies) who deem it necessary to travel in whatever Celtic/Rangers memorabilia they can get in the sale from Sports Direct. Grown men who feel the need to travel on a plane in a fitba shirt when going abroad is signs of a nae righter. 'Haw haw man look who I support, everyone on the plane has to know'. Embarrassing behaviour for anyone above 14 years of age. Travelling from Glasgow airport for this reason is why I hate Aberdeen airport for being a fucking rip off and for having limited places to travel to. Aye, add to that hearing Fitba songs when abroad by pissed up Brits. 3am renditions of stand free. Nah. You should have weemin and pooder on your mind at that time, nae Fitba Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Aye, add to that hearing Fitba songs when abroad by pissed up Brits. 3am renditions of stand free. Nah. You should have weemin and pooder on your mind at that time, nae FitbaI'm a big fan of all this nonsense behaviour to be honest. Leaves more women to be snared by us chaps that don't behave like morons. Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I have HATE on both hands and SKINS inside my bottom lip. And a sleeve eith a pocket watch, skull, roses and the sands of time. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I have HATE on both hands and SKINS inside my bottom lip. And a sleeve eith a pocket watch, skull, roses and the sands of time.Have you fuck. You have that on your foreheed cos its massive. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I have HATE on both hands and SKINS inside my bottom lip. And a sleeve eith a pocket watch, skull, roses and the sands of time. Got to be fishing but I'll bite. So just walked into the tattoo artist and asked for a generic tattoo then. Very original. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jmabxb/uk-popular-tattoos-380 Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Got to be fishing but I'll bite. So just walked into the tattoo artist and asked for a generic tattoo then. Very original. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jmabxb/uk-popular-tattoos-380Sorry bud. Was a lame excuse at being funny to the previous post about every cunt having that. Poor effort. Sorry. And I don't have HATE or SKINS either to be clear. Or any football stuff which is totally West coast bullshit. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Tattoos on females. Total turn-off for me. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Sorry bud. Was a lame excuse at being funny to the previous post about every cunt having that. Poor effort. Sorry. And I don't have HATE or SKINS either to be clear. Or any football stuff which is totally West coast bullshit. It ticked every naff tattoo box going. Had to be a wind up. Tattoos on females. Total turn-off for me. No surprise there. You're more of a Handmaid's Tale type of guy I reckon. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Tattoos on females. Total turn-off for me. Rather sexist, no? Why just on females? Its 2017 mate, both genders are free to express themselves in any way they see fit. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Rather sexist, no? Why just on females? Its 2017 mate, both genders are free to express themselves in any way they see fit.Yeah, totally, guys with loads of tattoos look stupid as fuck too too. I'm merely coming at this from a sexual attractiveness point of view. I'm not interested in the guys, regardless of whether they have tattoos or not. Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Rather sexist, no? Why just on females? Its 2017 mate, both genders are free to express themselves in any way they see fit.Tattoos on children. Minging. Sorry for being ageist. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 It ticked every naff tattoo box going. Had to be a wind up. No surprise there. You're more of a Handmaid's Tale type of guy I reckon. No idea what that it tbh. Pretty sure the one on the right is the President's daughter in the West Wing though. She's actually pretty decent. Clearly been made to look at her worst in whatever that is above though, Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Rather sexist, no? Why just on females? Its 2017 mate, both genders are free to express themselves in any way they see fit.It's 2017. There are more than two genders. Keep up min. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 There are two genders and another category called weirdos. The folk in the weirdos category still belong to one of the two genders, they are more weirdo than anything else though. 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I also have 0 tattoos Berto, would have changed in May if Dons had won cup after a boozy pact. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I also have 0 tattoos Berto, would have changed in May if Dons had won cup after a boozy pact.Sounds like it wouldve been a classy piece Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Fuckin hell, eh agree with Darkielife. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Ken a boy who has a tattoo of Hen Broon on a crucifix Quality.Amazing I got a tattoo in Croatia in July. Fell asleep on the table. Met Cliff Richard immediately after. He said it was a nice touch. I suspect he was being nice incase I mugged him Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 @@dave_min bottled getting an M-Dot tat. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Amazing I got a tattoo in Croatia in July. Fell asleep on the table. Met Cliff Richard immediately after. He said it was a nice touch. I suspect he was being nice incase I mugged himI'd imagine he was just being nice because you've just had his face Tattooed on your arm. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I'd imagine he was just being nice because you've just had his face Tattooed on your face. Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I remember years ago it felt like there was 2 studios in Edinburgh. Mainly Billy on Leith Walk. Grumpy cunt. Now tattoo studios are on every corner. Like Starbucks. Or Greggs. Girl from Edinburgh Uni in yesterday. About 22. Getting a consultation on a wolf and moon up her thigh. I immediately pictured the wolf howling. But its mouth where her fanny is. Her pubes being it's face and her fanny its mouth. Changed days from telling Billy you want an anchor on your forearm. Don't think he'd have done a fanny wolf. Link to comment
The Hawk Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I have zero tats as well. Too scared that I get one and either hate it or think the artist had made a cunt of it.I'm a fussy bastard .0 for me also. Been contemplating getting one for years but know I would end up hating it in the end. Mates 18 year old brother got part a sleeve done, his arms as skinny as a pencil and just looks daft on him, thinks he's hard/cool as he has one though... Link to comment
dave_min Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 @@dave_min bottled getting an M-Dot tat.@@RAZOR bottled earning the M-Dot tat. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Arms like super noodles and a worse sexual Curriculum Vitae than Minijc doesn't work.Hahah Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Its best to have movie star guns if you get tatts and skulls n snakes n shit trump yer sands of time and religious pish every time. Arms like super noodles and a worse sexual Curriculum Vitae than Minijc doesn't work. L-O-L Link to comment
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