Pet Hates

[The Boofon]

They had a minute's silence at the Scottish Cup final between Celtic and Motherwell in 2011 for O'Donnell.

 

He died in 2007.

 

Seems every final they contest will be the PO'D final.

 

 

Johnny Doyle final if celtic ever play Partick Thistle Attic Frizzle

 

Would have to be played in the Summer months. A floodlight failure would just bring back bad memories.

 

I'll get my coat.

 

Taxi!

[HairyPie]

Norrie McCarthy. Minutes silence for him. Didn't get his boiler serviced or something, shouldn't be punishable by death. Next time The Dons play Dunfermline I'm turning up 17 minutes late to show my respect.

[The Boofon]

Norrie McCarthy. Minutes silence for him. Didn't get his boiler serviced or something, shouldn't be punishable by death. Next time The Dons play Dunfermline I'm turning up 17 minutes late to show my respect.

 

Was a terrible atmosphere for his tribute.

[HairyPie]

 

 

Just checked online. I have no recollection of him at all. Not even his death.

He'll be a pointless answer when it's folk who died at work. I'd forgotten about him too. Did he nae keel over during a game? Think he played for St Mirren or somebody.

[RAZOR]

 

Was a terrible atmosphere for his tribute.

 

 

Touche sir.

[RAZOR]

^ Sammy the Tammy is footballs greatest mascot

 

Closely followed by my pal Kingsley

 

 

Was always pleasing seeing Angus batter The Livi Lion.

[HairyPie]

I wonder who Angus actually is.

 

 

Edit, deserves his own thread. Harcus, see if you can find one.

[HairyPie]

 

Used to be a guy I went to school with.

 

I'm not sure now, but I believe club members have taken turns doing it.

I would fuckin love to be Angus for one match. I'd pay to do it.

[mcdougall(4)]

I would fuckin love to be Angus for one match. I'd pay to do it.

@police

[RAZOR]

I wonder who Angus actually is.

 

 

Edit, deserves his own thread. Harcus, see if you can find one.

 

The Speccy Mong from TFR is Donny the Sheep.

[The Boofon]

 

The Speccy Mong from TFR is Donny the Sheep.

 

 

Reekie Dock is Si the Seagull.

[RAZOR]

 

 

Reekie Dock is Si the Seagull.

 

Thought I hadn't seen Si since the big engagement.

[King Street Loon]

 

The Speccy Mong from TFR is Donny the Sheep.

Is he really?

[Dom Sullivan]

 

The Speccy Mong from TFR is Donny the Sheep.

Never understood the purpose having Shaggy the Sheep and the Village Seagull.

 

Angus, yes - at least he interacts with the crowd on match days.

 

Thon other two just wander about doing fuck all.

 

If TSM fae TFR is actually Shaggy the Sheep, maybe explains a lot.

[RAZOR]

Is he really?

 

Aye.

 

Well, he certainly used to be.

[King Street Loon]

 

Aye.

 

Well, he certainly used to be.

All he's useful for I'd imagine.

[1903Fitba]

Any Radio one presenter.

 

 

Would give them all the boot if possible

[reekie_dock]

 

 

Reekie Dock is Si the Seagull.

You keep scaring me away worzel

[Pubes Macdonald]

Unionst pricks in audience of Question Time.

 

Complete cunts.

[Arabian Knight]

That owen Jones is a wee bastart, needs bashed -- the state eh kezia dugdales bottom gnashers, like sumthin ye'd see oan hunter square

[RAZOR]

Any Radio one presenter.

 

 

Would give them all the boot if possible

Haven't listened since the Saviour left. Too old anyway. Their demographic is 18-25.

[Henry]

Surely no one over the age of 20 listens to Radio One?

[BrianFaePerth]

^ Not listened to Radio 1 since Mark and Lard left

 

Pair of Ledges

 

If you thought Chris Moyles was good/funny - then you deserve to be eaten by a shark (which would probably spew you back up as you are disgusting human being)

Compared to that queen Nick Grimshaw, Moyles was amazing.

[manboobs109]

Old bints in the boozer asking 'how old do you think I am?' It never goes well.

 

Also there was a 'gender reveal' party in my local last night, which if you know my local is truly bizarre. Bird had a big black balloon which she burst to reveal loads of smaller pink or blue balloons. Fucking pretentious garbage.

[BrianFaePerth]

Old bints in the boozer asking 'how old do you think I am?' It never goes well.

 

Also there was a 'gender reveal' party in my local last night, which if you know my local is truly bizarre. Bird had a big black balloon which she burst to reveal loads of smaller pink or blue balloons. Fucking pretentious garbage.

Did the balloon's colour represent the father?

[manboobs109]

^ fuck knows it was in the lounge and I was offski before the reveal. Expect that shit in Aberdeen with Cheesepipes and his mates but not down here.

[The Boofon]

Old bints in the boozer asking 'how old do you think I am?' It never goes well.

 

Also there was a 'gender reveal' party in my local last night, which if you know my local is truly bizarre. Bird had a big black balloon which she burst to reveal loads of smaller pink or blue balloons. Fucking pretentious garbage.

 

So what sex is the baby? You've not made that clear.

 

EDIT: You have now.

[HairyPie]

Was there any substance in the Robin Galloway bottle up his shitter stories?

[The Boofon]

Was there any substance in the Robin Galloway bottle up his shitter stories?

 

 

Light bulb up his wife's arse I thought.

[StandFree1982]

Buying a pair of football boots from sports direct which were ridiculously wee for a 12

 

Going baxk to sports direct to get refund and being told you don't get one, just credit note

 

Store not having any size 12s so ordering second pair and they're too narrow as well

 

So... fuck I do now?!

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