dave_min Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 All of the Edinburgh special editions have been excellent, Mandarin being the best. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I'm living in some sort of parallel universe if it's now acceptable for heterosexual men to drink Mandarin Gin Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I'm living in some sort of parallel universe if it's now acceptable for heterosexual men to drink Mandarin Gin Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I'm living in some sort of parallel universe if it's now acceptable for heterosexual men to drink Mandarin GinSays who ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 The flavoured gin is about 22%. About as strong as tropical reef Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 The flavoured gin is about 22%. About as strong as tropical reefBut tastier. Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Gin? Nah.Don't think anybody was offering you one. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Gin? Nah.You stick to your Vb stubbies, eh Drongo. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 You stick to your Vb stubbies, eh Drongo.?Strewth Bluto Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Folk who board a plane and then proceed to look at every row number as they slowly make their way up the back despite having a seat in row 35 or whatever. Folk who take 3 pieces of hand luggage on board, one of which is large enough to smuggle a teenager and then complain that there is not enough overhead storage space. Other passengers on flights really. 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 The flavoured gin is about 22%. About as strong as tropical reefRhubarb gin with prosecco is sublime. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 The DVLA sponsoring a programme on Talksport. What is the fucking point? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 'Hankook tyres, partners with Real Madrid'. Just fuck off. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 ^ at least they are trying to sell tyres, wtf are the DVLA trying to sell the fucking cunts Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Escalator hand rails that move slightly faster than the steps Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Cunts who ask you to research something for them, and then completely disregard what you find for them. Case in point, computers. Over the years I've lost count of how many people who've told me they want to get a new desktop/laptop/device but they're clueless and are scared the salesman is going to to sell them something unsuitable. So you ask them what they want from their device, and spend a few hours finding a few good options that fit their needs exactly. A while later you'll ask them what they got, and it's invariably, "Well, the salesman told me that what I needed was.... so I got that instead." Every fucking time. At this point I just name the first device off the top of my head and tell them to get that. You want a laptop? You should get a Chromebook... they're brilliant. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Large retail chains trying to outdo each other with epic Christmas adverts. 8th November and Im fucked off with the two Ive seen already. Some pish about a husky dog and another one that seems to confuse Santa with a house burglar. Its going to be a LONG run up to Christmas. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Cunts that drive with gloves on. How cold can a steering wheel be ffs. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Folk who board a plane and then proceed to look at every row number as they slowly make their way up the back despite having a seat in row 35 or whatever.Folk who take 3 pieces of hand luggage on board, one of which is large enough to smuggle a teenager and then complain that there is not enough overhead storage space.Other passengers on flights really.This. Definitely this. They also are incapable of working out the abc seating order in a row. And incapable of sitting still for more than about 10 mins without getting something out overhead locker or going to the toilet. And cabin crew constantly peddling some shite or other blocking the aisle. And the fucking pointless safety talk. IOW planes, passengers and crew Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Escalator hand rails that move slightly faster than the stepsHolding the handrail on an escalator? What for?Its not a fucking rollercoaster you bender. 2 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Holding the handrail on an escalator? What for?Its not a fucking rollercoaster you bender. Link to comment
BWG Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 This. Definitely this.They also are incapable of working out the abc seating order in a row.And incapable of sitting still for more than about 10 mins without getting something out overhead locker or going to the toilet.And cabin crew constantly peddling some shite or other blocking the aisle.And the fucking pointless safety talk.IOW planes, passengers and crew Just air travel in general. I particularly hate when the plane comes to a complete stop and they just leave you sitting on it for 20 minutes before you can get off. It's fucking torture. Security is just a joke as well. Why the fuck do I have to take my shoes off in some airports but not others? Last but not least - fucking luggage collection. How long does it fucking take to tip a load of bags on a fucking convertor belt? I'm convinced they take their time with it just to piss you off. Link to comment
ebbe Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just air travel in general. I particularly hate when the plane comes to a complete stop and they just leave you sitting on it for 20 minutes before you can get off. It's fucking torture. Security is just a joke as well. Why the fuck do I have to take my shoes off in some airports but not others? Last but not least - fucking luggage collection. How long does it fucking take to tip a load of bags on a fucking convertor belt? I'm convinced they take their time with it just to piss you off.https://www.aberdeenpsychology.co.uk/anger-aggression.php Link to comment
BWG Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 https://www.aberdeenpsychology.co.uk/anger-aggression.php I don't have anger issues and if you bring this up again I'll slit your throat. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 And the fucking pointless safety talk. Norwegian law now states that you be "requested" to watch the safety talk. So they do so on Norwegian and SAS. Eh have my headphones on and try to ignore it, but 9 times out of 10 am told in no uncertain terms that the safety talk is to be watched. Eh have once argued that "requested" doesn't mean must do so, but that just got me looks fae the rest of the passengers, and a "oh he's one of these cunts" look fae the crew. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just air travel in general. I particularly hate when the plane comes to a complete stop and they just leave you sitting on it for 20 minutes before you can get off. It's fucking torture. Security is just a joke as well. Why the fuck do I have to take my shoes off in some airports but not others? Last but not least - fucking luggage collection. How long does it fucking take to tip a load of bags on a fucking convertor belt? I'm convinced they take their time with it just to piss you off. What are they converted to? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 When you ask someone what kind of music they like; ' anything' Oh aye, do you like Slipknot? 'Nah' Well it's NAE ANYTHING THEN IS IT Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 When you ask someone what kind of music they like; ' anything'Oh aye, do you like Slipknot? 'Nah'Well it's NAE ANYTHING THEN IS IT'Anything' actually means 'nothing' in this context. Link to comment
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