Pet Hates

[Don Fonte]

Oh my.

Tough love the only way forward now.

[Don Fonte]

Right you are son. You'll no see me till Friday.

 

Starting now.

Hahahaha terrific old boy.

[For Fecks Sake]

You tend to watch many people load their dishwasher? Or is your relationship on the rocks and your missus is really pissing you off?

Not quite watching but when I open the dishwasher and some fud has put their manky cutlery in upside down it does piss me right off.

 

Relationship with the misses is the usual roller-coaster ride when one minute she can be that filthy whooore she was when we first started seeing each other and the next she can hit the roof just because she caught me wanking into a pair of her pants....

 

From one extreme to the other really

[Don Fonte]

Not quite watching but when I open the dishwasher and some fud has put their manky cutlery in upside down it does piss me right off.

 

Relationship with the misses is the usual roller-coaster ride when one minute she can be that filthy whooore she was when we first started seeing each other and the next she can hit the roof just because she caught me wanking into a pair of her pants....

 

From one extreme to the other really

[BWG]

Not quite watching but when I open the dishwasher and some fud has put their manky cutlery in upside down it does piss me right off.

Relationship with the misses is the usual roller-coaster ride when one minute she can be that filthy whooore she was when we first started seeing each other and the next she can hit the roof just because she caught me wanking into a pair of her pants....

From one extreme to the other really

That is a bit odd. She never complains when I wank into a pair of her pants.

[BrianFaePerth]

Dunno if it's an Aussie thing, certainly never saw it in Norway, but people who phone colleagues at work to discuss something when they sit 10 feet apart. Ffs get off your arses.

[Don Fonte]

Dunno if it's an Aussie thing, certainly never saw it in Norway, but people who phone colleagues at work to discuss something when they sit 10 feet apart. Ffs get off your arses.

10 feet is probably as close as they want to get to you.

[StandFree1982]

Service Stations. Expensive and full of minkers in Celtic n Rangers tops

[BWG]

Service Stations. Expensive and full of minkers in Celtic n Rangers tops

Airports too.

[For Fecks Sake]

Airports too.

Perhaps in the main area of the airport but not in the Gold Card lounge as is habited by us 'only got the job due to daddy or his connections' Senior Oil & Gas Executive types don't you know

[Bluto10]

10 feet is probably as close as they want to get to you.

House prices have sky rocketed upwind from Bri’s neighbourhood

[maryhilldon]

Woman that stand at a bus stop for 10 minutes, but wait  'till they get on the bus before rummaging about in their bag to find their purse then rummage about in their purse looking for the exact change. Really boils my piss if im cutting it fine to get to work on time. Arseholes.

[Don Fonte]

Woman that stand at a bus stop for 10 minutes, but wait 'till they get on the bus before rummaging about in their bag to find their purse then rummage about in their purse looking for the exact change. Really boils my piss if im cutting it fine to get to work on time. Arseholes.

Solution, get up earlier and don't leave it so fine.

 

Or..

 

Hit her. Hard.

[Bluto10]

Woman that stand at a bus stop for 10 minutes, but wait  'till they get on the bus before rummaging about in their bag to find their purse then rummage about in their purse looking for the exact change. Really boils my piss if im cutting it fine to get to work on time. Arseholes.

Solution #2.

 

Stick in at school & get an education so you don’t rely on a job that you need to be ‘on time’ for

[Dom Sullivan]

Woman that stand at a bus stop for 10 minutes, but wait  'till they get on the bus before rummaging about in their bag to find their purse then rummage about in their purse looking for the exact change. Really boils my piss if im cutting it fine to get to work on time. Arseholes.

Walk or drive to work.

 

Fuck taking a bus

[Don Fonte]

Call Keanu

[BrianFaePerth]

Buses are for losers and lesbians.

[Chewie37]

No I'm not from there, nor have I lived or worked there. But my point remains, Dundee the city has come on leaps and bounds in the last 20 years whilst Aberdeen has regressed. Anyone arguing the contrary has some vested interest or influence.

The point is that Aberdeen could regress to the Dark Ages and Dundee could get an influx of billion quid investments, Aberdeen still wouldn't be populated by Dundee minks

[The Cockney Don]

The one sleep/ two sleeps till... saying. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Blokes (and lassies) with star tattoo's (or any sort of tattoo) on their necks.

 

Pure mink.

[1903Fitba]

If you get on a bus, you have made a lot of bad decisions in your life

What if you’re a 70 year old pensioner with no family or friends?

 

Disabled? Etc etc

 

You’re making a complete cunt of yourself as per here.

[1903Fitba]

I was speaking about him, not in general

 

Think before you speak wee man

How do you know he’s not 70?

 

Cross before looking both ways soft cock.

[Arabian Knight]

[For Fecks Sake]

?

He's saying that your a mink if you still need to catch a bus. Pretty simple thing to grasp which may explain why you are still catching a bus

[mcdougall(4)]

He's saying that your a mink if you still need to catch a bus. Pretty simple thing to grasp which may explain why you are still catching a bus

 

Doctors get buses 

Go into central Edinburgh and see those entering investment houses and fund managers get off the bus.

 

Are they 'minks'?

[Don Fonte]

Doctors get buses

Go into central Edinburgh and see those entering investment houses and fund managers get off the bus.

 

Are they 'minks'?

He's basing his whole wordly opinion round his very narrow range of experience.

I'm guessing in whatever area of Glasgow he stays, the experience on a bus isn't the most pleasant due to being populated by weegies.

Sums MT up. Self absorbed and unable to think out of his little bubble.

[Chewie37]

Things being described as "life hacks", no they're just tips, millennial clowns

[Poodler]

Newborn baby photo shoots

[Chewie37]

Newborn baby photo shoots

Don't look on my Facebook next week then...........

[Poodler]

Don't look on my Facebook next week then...........

I won't

 

 

Unless your wife is a looker?