manboobs109 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Sorry, I shouldn't have joked about your poverty. That wasn't cool.You don't collect trainers by any chance? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Scooters > motorbikes. Mods > smellies. Trainers > boots. Parka/Harrington > leathers. etc etc. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Drivel. Drink in The Belmont CPees? Nomads. Fat Freddie or whatever he was called. Had ace carry ons with them. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Rubbish. Harleys or tourers in general are made for comfortable long rides. Most will easily get to well over 100mph pretty rapidly.Most importantly, they look great. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Coming off the bypass from the north at the westhill notoriously bad for this. I usually have a daily dose of road rage there. Lazy bastards not waiting and going right round it in the outside lane. Cunts.See it every day on my home.Some cunt is going to end up causing an accident there. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Adding to the shite driver theme, folk that take corners at 2mph. Particularly annoying when turning right at traffic lights. Or left for over seas hatters, present company accepted. Really aggravates me and often sees me jumping up and down in my seat screaming at them to fuck off. That’s often followed up by over taking them and staring them down whilst shaking my head disapprovinglyHaha, I do that too. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Rubbish. Harleys or tourers in general are made for comfortable long rides. Most will easily get to well over 100mph pretty rapidly. If you want to get to 100mph there are bikes that do it faster. If you want to go touring there are bikes that let you do it cheaper. If you want a wee bike ride along the freeway there are bikes that do it quieter. I know a few Harley owners, her old man owns a couple, in fact he's probably getting ready to get them out of storage in the next month or so... that means he'll be turning up at our door on one of the noisy cunts o things and pissing off our neighbours... not that I give much of a fuck about most of our neighbours. Her folks do, admittedly, go touring on their bikes. They used to go to Sturgis routinely, which is less about touring and more about getting pissed up and watching fat birds get their tits out. Anyway, at some point we'll probably inherit the fucking things. They'll be getting selt right quick. 1 Link to comment
BWG Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 On the shite drivers trend, folk who ignore car park one way systems and then look at you as if you're the cunt when they come down the lane the wrong way. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Had some guy screaming and shouting at me the other day cos I didn’t thank him for letting me through when it was my right of way anyway.!Cars were parked on his side and as I drove past him he was remonstrating and shouting the daft cunt as if he’d done me a favour... Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 The Harley Breakout CVO is a beautiful speciman. The Indian Dark horse aswell. Right up my street.I know fuck all about bikes, but there's a Harley dealers at CharingX just a few doors along from my old work and I used to stop to admire those beautiful machines. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Buy that abandoned mine with the loot. Set up a recording studio for Hat podcasts and a Walk It Off wellness clinic. Lovely stuff. That is a beautiful dream. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Motorbikes are for homosexuals. End of. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 More comfort when touring and look a bit different? It's like buying a hatch back instead of an Ariel atom etc surely.Safe or unsafe? @@Poodler Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Decent way to sign out. Black armbands. Wtf is that still a thing for Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 When they won't turn the juker up Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Company coming over tonight, so we're doing a bit of an extra clean up. The wife is fucking hopeless at this. She put a pair of her shoes into the closet, next thing you know every single pair of fucking shoes that were in that closet is strewn across the floor, accompanied by gasps of, "Oh, THESE are cute! I forgot about them!" And now she's like a fucking 5 year old sitting in amongst piles of building blocks, all tidying forgotten. "You're doing the opposite of tidying." I tell her. "What, so I'm not allowed to look at my shoes?" she says all defensive. "Fucking hell." Says me. Now it's a fight. So anyway... a pet hate of mine. The fucking wife. 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Identikit young folk *Steen island top*Skinny jeans*Nae socks*Nike air Max trainers Fully aware I'm a miserable old cunt these days tbf Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Sell this woman, buy that mine. That old copper mine is looking more attractive by the day. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Motorbikes are for homosexuals. End of.Seems oddly exclusive Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Identikit young folk *Steen island top*Skinny jeans*Nae socks*Nike air Max trainers Fully aware I'm a miserable old cunt these days tbfA rare outing into Aberdeen last night and shocked to find Cousins and Bex Bar are no more..... However as per your comments above, was constantly shaking my head at the procession of metrosexual woofters who were wearing such outfits. On the other hand there were some bang tidy burds out wearing next to nothing which provided some great viewing Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Waiting to cross the road. Saw one of those non sock wearing Foundry knobs . Considered nutting him. Are birds attracted by ankles? Luckily my brain decided jail and not hitting Market Street tonight to refrain. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 People queueing outside of rev to get in. Sad fucks Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Seen the photos. Fuck me, they need to get a grip. Aye let’s queue for an hour to get some over priced average as fuck cocktails when we could just get pissed next door. Mongs. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Absolute serpents the lot of them. Even the tidy birds amongst them. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Women drinking Shouldn't be allowed. Specifically said to her over breakfast - pace yourself, it'll be a long day for you. SOS phone call by 1500, lying in the doorway to Snuggery. Idiot. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Women drinking Shouldn't be allowed. Specifically said to her over breakfast - pace yourself, it'll be a long day for you. SOS phone call by 1500, lying in the doorway to Snuggery. Idiot.Middle aged women drinking is a minefield. Groups of mums, who haven't had a drink - other than the odd wine - for ages, meeting up for lunch, downing cocktails and Prosecco like it's water, then wondering why they've soiled themselves. 'My drink must have been spiked!!' Yep. Must have. Probably with booze 1 Link to comment
BWG Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Middle aged women drinking is a minefield. Groups of mums, who haven't had a drink - other than the odd wine - for ages, meeting up for lunch, downing cocktails and Prosecco like it's water, then wondering why they've soiled themselves. 'My drink must have been spiked!!' Yep. Must have. Probably with booze Honestly this one drives me up the wall. No you fud, you just canna handle your drink. Some years back I and a few others got a phone call from the police because a lassie who was out in our group, who was just completely shitfaced, had phoned the police because she woke up naked and couldn't remember how she got home. She'd called the police and said that someone had spiked her drink. An utter waste of time and frankly awkward for all involved. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Honestly this one drives me up the wall. No you fud, you just canna handle your drink. Some years back I and a few others got a phone call from the police because a lassie who was out in our group, who was just completely shitfaced, had phoned the police because she woke up naked and couldn't remember how she got home. She'd called the police and said that someone had spiked her drink. An utter waste of time and frankly awkward for all involved.Have also been the victim of that. Firstly, I don't need to drug your sister to sleep with her and secondly, if I had drugs I would take them myself. She's a woman, she can't handle drink that's the long and short of it. Women can fuck off Link to comment
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