manboobs109 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Yip had a bit of a thing when my ex claimed a guy at her work spiked her drink at a works doo and that's why she'd been out all night. It was fairly obvious she'd just got pished and rode the boy. I'd have respected her a lot more if she'd just said that. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Honestly this one drives me up the wall. No you fud, you just canna handle your drink. Some years back I and a few others got a phone call from the police because a lassie who was out in our group, who was just completely shitfaced, had phoned the police because she woke up naked and couldn't remember how she got home. She'd called the police and said that someone had spiked her drink. An utter waste of time and frankly awkward for all involved. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 They’re just as horrible as men, just more sleekit and conniving. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Mrs deff was out all day yesterday. Just phoned her from work and she's still in bed "dying". Did me proud though ending the night in snuggery until it closed. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 Women drinking Shouldn't be allowed. Specifically said to her over breakfast - pace yourself, it'll be a long day for you. SOS phone call by 1500, lying in the doorway to Snuggery. Idiot. Jesus. She couldn't have been happy you phoning her in the middle of her day out. Link to comment
S2RDS Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 On the shite drivers trend, folk who ignore car park one way systems and then look at you as if you're the cunt when they come down the lane the wrong way. Folk who park over two spaces because they think their fucking 14 plate Corsa VXR is ace. I take great pleasure in parking next these arseholes. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Mrs deff was out all day yesterday. Just phoned her from work and she's still in bed "dying". Did me proud though ending the night in snuggery until it closed.Hope it wasn’t the bird I got a blowjob from in a doorway that I met in the Snuggery! If so apologies! I will go by the assumption that your wife is not a 3/10 total slag! 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Hope it wasn’t the bird I got a blowjob from in a doorway that I met in the Snuggery! If so apologies! I will go by the assumption that your wife is not a 3/10 total slag! Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Mrs deff was out all day yesterday. Just phoned her from work and she's still in bed "dying". Did me proud though ending the night in snuggery until it closed. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Think it’s best for everyone to just forget May Day, we’ll assume it was not her and move on from the sordid incident. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Think it’s best for everyone to just forget May Day, we’ll assume it was not her and move on from the sordid incident.Certainly sounds like it could be. I'll ask her. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Sounds like she had a threesome with Poodlers bird and LH in the bogsHope there's CCTV of said liaison. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Women Are DirtyIs that why you stick to men GB? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Here is Tobin 2 phones on the night troll. You need some new material podgy pants.It's daytime gayboy Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Certainly sounds like it could be. I'll ask her.Check your birds phone DD as I just got a text, as a matter of respect I will not respond! Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Being held up at work waiting for somebody else to actually do their job in order for you to continue. Boy is an absolute tube as well, forever swanning out the office to cafe Nero for a flat white and a bagel. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Being held up at work waiting for somebody else to actually do their job in order for you to continue. Boy is an absolute tube as well, forever swanning out the office to cafe Nero for a flat white and a bagel.Be the better man and report him to management. Serve them with an ultimatum. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Might bloody have to now, see ya later. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Being held up at work waiting for somebody else to actually do their job in order for you to continue. Boy is an absolute tube as well, forever swanning out the office to cafe Nero for a flat white and a bagel.Poodler not filling out your PO promptly? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Poodler not filling out your PO promptly?Hahaha. I always encounter the same problem with design managers/architects. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Sack him for the heinous crime of stealing post it notes Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Folk who make conversation at the urinals - fuck off and let me do a piss. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 real winners do the holding up The only thing you hold up are the disabledz wanting to use their bog Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Champions League cunts. Huns. The fact that Chris Cornell is dead and Liam Gallagher still walks among us. Huns.fuckin hell, stop thinking like me you junkie cunt Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Plastic cunts who "support" a team in a foreign country. 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Plastic cunts who "support" a team in a foreign country.As opposed to supporting some foreign type at the French Open tennis 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 As opposed to supporting some foreign type at the French Open tennisGood one, stinky. "foreign type" - like every native of the land you inhabit, you doss leach. 1 Link to comment
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