Studebaker-90 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 When you’re chatting up a really fine Quine and realise her middle toe is longer than dads rap sheet Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 When you’re chatting up a really fine Quine and realise her middle toe is longer than dads rap sheet Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 When you’re chatting up a really fine Quine and realise her middle toe is longer than dads rap sheetWhat does that signify? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Don’t know but it scares me a lot Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 What does that signify?Her cock is bigger than his Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Don’t know but it scares me a lotAsk her if she wouldn't mind putting your socks on. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 To be honest I think I got away with it but I don’t agree with that in the work place . Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 To be honest I think I got away with it but I don’t agree with that in the work place .What did you get away with? What do you not agree with? Thought you were on holiday? I'm confused now. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 To be honest I think I got away with it but I don’t agree with that in the work place . Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 To be honest I think I got away with it but I don’t agree with that in the work place .I didn’t mention it. No need. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Folk that park too far away from a barrier to use their membership card to exit the car park-like some folk at my gym.Usually wifies.Some scrape the fucking thing it sits on going by the paint marks on it,and I’ve seen some have to get out of their car to scan out cos they’re so far away.These people shouldna be on the road. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Do you work out YD?Nah Bri,I just go for a perv... Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 ^ Trying to get in shape for the young girl he's banging. Got to keep up with the young gym going guys her age. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 ^ Trying to get in shape for the young girl he's banging. Got to keep up with the young gym going guys her age.He's gonna get his heart broken. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Nah Bri,I just go for a perv...Do they not make you leave the changing room? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Do they not make you leave the changing room?Nah it’s like Porkies Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Some Oofos flip flop type things that are a bit like memory foam for your feet.Apparently great for recovery after running,fitba etc HiiT class done,so sausage sandwich and coffee wolfed down after.Back to work Weds - Sat so get some shopping in for the rest of the week.Chill,try and write the many books I foolishly claim I have in me.Back to gym at 17.30 for a pt sesh.Might return to young birds place later for some sex. Folk that park too far away from a barrier to use their membership card to exit the car park-like some folk at my gym.Usually wifies.Some scrape the fucking thing it sits on going by the paint marks on it,and I’ve seen some have to get out of their car to scan out cos they’re so far away.These people shouldna be on the road. You been working out recently, YD? 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Cunts who turn up early and say "Sorry I'm early" You're clearly fucking nae, or you would just wait half an hour in the pub. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 You been working out recently, YD?Just trying to keep off the middle aged spread Parkie.Since becoming single again I’ve decided to hammer the gym while I can be arsed with a membership. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 The chef, min My mum is deadWell that could’ve backfired horribly....... Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Cricket Guffs banging on about the upcoming World Cup. Shite sport played by bairn snatchers. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Cricket Guffs banging on about the upcoming World Cup. Shite sport played by bairn snatchers. Very popular in Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire and Perthshire (cricket, nae snatching bairns). Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Very popular in Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire and Perthshire (cricket, nae snatching bairns).Guffy. areas of Scotland (along with Edinburgh area) ace sport to watch live with beers in the dun Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Guffy. areas of Scotland (along with Edinburgh area) ace sport to watch live with beers in the dun Very popular with the natives in those areas. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Cricket is a game for absolute wankers. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 good drinkin culture thumbs up in my book beats swimming off the coast of Spain LOL 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Walrus actually No chance. I can swim faster than a shark Link to comment
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