Fridge Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I could be in the highest of luxury on a plane; still wouldn't sleep a wink. Sleeping in public is something I'm incapable of. Who knows what could happen...all your possessions pilfered, you're face - messed with. Fuck that.Come on now, sleeping on planes is one of life’s luxuries, get smashed out of your nut in the lounge, nail your meal and wake up somewhere over the Atlantic with no idea what is going on. Do you wait for everyone to go to sleep before you use your predatory skills? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I’m the same as dad. Struggle to sleep on any transport but planes especially. So I just end up getting hilariously drunk chatting shite to whoever’s next to me (whether I know them or not) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Agreed, business class (or first but that's ridiculous) long haul is the only way to travel, especially if you are not paying for it yourself or if you have got it as part of a companion ticket. Anyone who says different has probably never experienced it. Lounge access before departure, free booze, food, better quality of totty in lounge etc. Only way to travel.How can the booze be free when the ticket costs multitudes more? I’ve paid to get in a lounge also. Booze was free on my last flights in economy class. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Usually long haul flights offer free booze. I made a mockery of the bar with BA on the way to Florida last year. Think Lufthansa do free booze as well even for short haul. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 How can the booze be free when the ticket costs multitudes more? I’ve paid to get in a lounge also. Booze was free on my last flights in economy class.Well clearly it’s nae “free” but skipping queues, fast track security, lounge access, priority boarding, priority at the desk if it all goes tits and a flat bed is worth it for me in long haul. Clearly Short haul just book an emergency exit seat and pretend you’ve listened to a word they have said regarding how to kick the door open if required. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Some terrific plane chat boys. Well done. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Some terrific plane chat boys. Well done.Ever flown Moobs? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Well clearly it’s nae “free” but skipping queues, fast track security, lounge access, priority boarding, priority at the desk if it all goes tits and a flat bed is worth it for me in long haul. Clearly Short haul just book an emergency exit seat and pretend you’ve listened to a word they have said regarding how to kick the door open if required.^ This with priority boarding bells on Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Some terrific plane chat boys. Well done.I think most were winging it Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Agreed, business class (or first but that's ridiculous) long haul is the only way to travel, especially if you are not paying for it yourself or if you have got it as part of a companion ticket. Anyone who says different has probably never experienced it. Lounge access before departure, free booze, food, better quality of totty in lounge etc. Only way to travel. Depends on where you are travelling to. Shops....shit.Singapore...good. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Depends on where you are travelling to. Shops....shit.Singapore...good.Long Haul from UK, anywhere longer than 6 hours Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Wifeys fitba& wifey fitba commentatorsIt’s okay if they do interviews in the changing rooms Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The shite that accompanies any major sporting event. Take tonights Champion League, fucking singers, violinists, pyrotechnics. Just fucking get on with it. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 1, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 1, 2019 The shite that accompanies any major sporting event.Take tonights Champion League, fucking singers, violinists, pyrotechnics. Just fucking get on with it.I'm not watching until after kick off and I'll be switching off at half time and full time. Fuck listening to those WANKERs waxing lyrical about the "greatest league in the world". I'd imagine there'll be a few arrests tonight as the "worlds greatest fans" are unable to behave themselves. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Trying to get through the day without finding out the CL score so I can watch it tonight with a beer or two. Alert on my phone... look at it without thinking. That's tonight fucked. Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 People paying near 600 euros for a crap bottle of vodka, @kingstreetloon Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Trying to get through the day without finding out the CL score so I can watch it tonight with a beer or two. Alert on my phone... look at it without thinking. That's tonight fucked. Worse game than Aberdeen and st mirren on a cold january night, don't bother. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I’ve a weird pet hate.........if you draw a smiley face and some prick puts a nose in it Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Sparkly ear rings A man with two dared to question BillyStark and I in the casino last night A bloody wimp 1 Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Sparkly ear rings A man with two dared to question BillyStark and I in the casino last night A bloody wimpTypically worn by Atheltic chaps and Whiggers. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Public displays of affection. Turns my stomach. Couple of folk at airport smooching awa like nobody’s business. Who the duck do you think you are that you think that’s acceptable in public. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Public displays of affection is a good een. CRINGE The beach. Just a fucking mess o sand and cunts Edit: sported a big diamond (fake) earring in the mid 2000's Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 The more I see of cunts the better a cunt I realise I am. Yesterday I'm coaching the loon's team, opposition coach starts screaming directly at one of my kids. repeatedly. Waited for the ref to say something, he doesn't, so I finally go over and tell him to pull his shit together and stop harassing a 12 year old kid. Later the coach comes up to me to complain one of my kids parents had 'threatened him'. Turned out he'd continued mouthing off at the same kid in the parking lot and the mother had told him to leave her kid the fuck alone. She's about 5'2" and 100lbs... and he felt threatened. Felt like panning the cunt's face in right there and then. "Take it up with the league, ye bampot." I offered helpfully and drove off. Absolute fucking shambles of a human being who loses his shit over a kids' match. But it's not even an isolated incident. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Public displays of affection is a good een. CRINGEThe beach. Just a fucking mess o sand and cuntsEdit: sported a big diamond (fake) earring in the mid 2000's Yeah beaches are gay Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 The more I see of cunts the better a cunt I realise I am. Yesterday I'm coaching the loon's team, opposition coach starts screaming directly at one of my kids. repeatedly. Waited for the ref to say something, he doesn't, so I finally go over and tell him to pull his shit together and stop harassing a 12 year old kid. Later the coach comes up to me to complain one of my kids parents had 'threatened him'. Turned out he'd continued mouthing off at the same kid in the parking lot and the mother had told him to leave her kid the fuck alone. She's about 5'2" and 100lbs... and he felt threatened. Felt like panning the cunt's face in right there and then. "Take it up with the league, ye bampot." I offered helpfully and drove off. Absolute fucking shambles of a human being who loses his shit over a kids' match. But it's not even an isolated incident. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Yep regarding kids football. If the opposition score a fucking great goal high five. They are fucking kids. Dad’s expecting Simmie tackles and Pep tactics can get to fuck. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 It's a disgusting rip off.Economy, tunes, pillow on the window, red wine and brandy chasers.Its all that you need.agreed. G&t for me. Or possibly wine.not beer and ZERO water. Viz profanidaurus and iPod. boom Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 It's a disgusting rip off.Economy, tunes, pillow on the window, red wine and brandy chasers.Its all that you need.agreed. G&t for me. Or possibly wine.not beer and ZERO water. Viz profanidaurus and iPod. boom Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 joag oan ya henpecked auld fop Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 am I a pet hate of yours AK min? or a simple pleasure? Link to comment
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