Bluto10 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 aye, you need killer boots to handle a hog effortlessly Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Birds timekeeping If it takes you three hours to get ready then fucking start getting ready three hours before the taxi is due, nae half an hour and then moan like fuck. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Birds timekeeping If it takes you three hours to get ready then fucking start getting ready three hours before the taxi is due, nae half an hour and then moan like fuck. Really couldn't agree more with that. Morons. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 folk that over dress at work I turn up in trainers \ jeans \ shirt (uniomroned) wary of anyone who makes too much effort for the work place women I mean. It’s not possible for men to make much effort Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 folk that over dress at work I turn up in trainers \ jeans \ shirt (uniomroned) wary of anyone who makes too much effort for the work place women I mean. It’s not possible for men to make much effort Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Shave every day BMG? I do. But only because I'm embarrassed of the patches of growth Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 lolnah. Only when it’s long enough to itch. designer stubble time. ^^^ my point was about women who cal elevate their look more than a bloke Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Birds timekeeping If it takes you three hours to get ready then fucking start getting ready three hours before the taxi is due, nae half an hour and then moan like fuck. Just go without them, 1 massive row but problem then solved. PS Only works with a bird you can batter. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Presidents and prime ministers who think real life is a scene from Love Actually. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Presidents and prime ministers who think real life is a scene from Love Actually. Are you referring to Theresa May's dancing? Hugh Grant's was better. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 People telling you about road rage incidents and expecting you to care. I just zone out whilst they're telling you how incandescent they were for a minute. Not even saying a word when they're finished compounds the irrelevance of the story Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 People telling you about road rage incidents and expecting you to care. I just zone out whilst they're telling you how incandescent they were for a minute. Not even saying a word when they're finished compounds the irrelevance of the story Exactly. Folk who tell you driving stories are up there with folk who tell you about their dreams. "she took up two parking spaces", "cunt cut me up then took first exit without indicating and gave me the finger", "all my teeth fell out and were eaten by a cat".Zzzzzzz. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I do similar where people are like “guess how much they were charging for this” expecting me to be reasonable with my estimate. I always just say something ridiculously high, which instantly renders their story shit and puts them on the back foot. Puts them off telling me Shite stories in the future and I make a prick of them. Win win. 1 Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I do similar where people are like “guess how much they were charging for this” expecting me to be reasonable with my estimate. I always just say something ridiculously high, which instantly renders their story shit and puts them on the back foot. Puts them off telling me Shite stories in the future and I make a prick of them. Win win. Good one Kevin Bridges. 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 Surely i'm not the only one wondering what an uniomroned shirt looks like. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 People who call themselves "Influencers". People who call themselves "Fashion Bloggers" The term "millennials". Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I agree with that ^ Influencers. A new term. Basically, someone who uses an internet platform to express their opinion to their followers. People who record their opinions and put them on YouTube. The inflated sense of self importance! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. But it's a vicious circle, the old social media. I see perennial loser Lumberjack Inc man has started a new Instagram page to document his 'return to fitness'. I don't really like to use the word literally, as birds have ruined it. But I'll use it here. Literally no one cares Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Thon lumberjack lad seems like a complete chopper. Charity folk knocking at your door Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Gay Pride Marches...ZzzzzzzWhy do they have to keep going on about what they are,just get on with it and stop fucking bragging that your Queer,nobody gives a fuck. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Thon lumberjack lad seems like a complete chopper. Charity folk knocking at your door He's nae real Tried to punt stuff from his hoose all the time Tupperware, great for lunches, £2. Must collect. Just throw it oot min! Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I agree with that ^ Influencers. A new term. Basically, someone who uses an internet platform to express their opinion to their followers. People who record their opinions and put them on YouTube. The inflated sense of self importance! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. But it's a vicious circle, the old social media. I see perennial loser Lumberjack Inc man has started a new Instagram page to document his 'return to fitness'. I don't really like to use the word literally, as birds have ruined it. But I'll use it here. Literally no one caresLumberjack dude is a jackass of the highest order. Ripped off a mate of mine and took umbrage when we all called him out on it. Sells overpriced shite aswell off his website. A face you wouldn't tire of stamping on. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 He's nae real Tried to punt stuff from his hoose all the time Tupperware, great for lunches, £2. Must collect. Just throw it oot min!Probably cos the cunt Canna hold down a proper job. Got sacked from Peter Vardy I believe. Having experienced some of the morons that work there, that's some achievement. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Who the fuck is Lumberjack mannie? 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Lumberjack dude is a jackass of the highest order. Ripped off a mate of mine and took umbrage when we all called him out on it. Sells overpriced shite aswell off his website. A face you wouldn't tire of stamping on.Lumberjack dude is a jackass of the highest order. Ripped off a mate of mine and took umbrage when we all called him out on it. Sells overpriced shite aswell off his website. A face you wouldn't tire of stamping on.Must have the same mutual FB friend. I mind seeing the screenshots posted. What a cunt! Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 There's also a thread here he would be good to post in... Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Influencers. A new term. Basically, someone who uses an internet platform to express their opinion to their followers. People who record their opinions and put them on YouTube. The inflated sense of self importance! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.Now THAT is irony. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Who the fuck is Lumberjack mannie?Runs a company called lumberjack inc. sells lumberjack shirts, hats and beard grooming products Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Along the same lines about 4 years ago I asked my mates 14 year old son what he wanted to be when he left school. "A blogger" he replied.I honestly had no idea what the fuck that was so asked my mate (who to be fair looked ashamed of the loon).He explained and I still never got it.Amazing so many cunts can make a living wage doing that shite. Wifies and fanny mannies are mugs. ps I presume the loon is doing hairdressing or similar at college now. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 ps I presume the loon is doing hairdressing or similar at college now.Nah, it'll be media studies. Link to comment
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