Studebaker-90 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Cue @@BrianFaePerth Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 @@Dad, How did you get from being a jovial part of this forum to being so aggressive and sweary? A few months ago it was all HAHA, now it's all Pricks and Arseholes.It all coincided with SH escaping from the radiator. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Queue for what?The public baths would be a start Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 The public baths would be a startPublic LOL. Only losers share pools with people they don’t know Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Cue @@BrianFaePerth Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 You’re a good cunt dad and should the feds ever need a statement from me eh promise not to grass. Can’t say fairer than that. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 You’re a good cunt dad and should the feds ever need a statement from me eh promise not to grass. Can’t say fairer than that.He’s getting fuck all back up from me. If the police come sniffing on here my phone is going clean in Rubislaw Quarry and I’m going into full no comment mode. Never heard of the Hat officer. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 It all coincided with SH escaping from the radiator. Sarah Harding? I knew I should have used a more permanent fixture to tie her to. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Tie her to the love machine Link to comment
eeps Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I’m busyThat's a genuine pet hate of mine, folk who say they're busy when I ask how they're doing. 'hows it going? Oh busy, very busy' Bullshit I'd say Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 folk love to tell others they’re busy i’m never busy. YOLO cool-beer Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 folk love to tell others they’re busy i’m never busy. YOLO cool-beer Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Worst one is if you go to someone’s desk and say have you got a quick sec before I go into a meeting and they put up “the hand” to finish typing. Get yourself right to fuck. There is no fucking way you are writing an email that is so important that you can’t answer a 2 second question that I clearly would not be asking you if there wasn’t a reason before I go into a meeting. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 'What's this meeting about' Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 There’s been a rape upstairs. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Any of these current workplace wank words or phrases, for example - AgileScrumDigital TransformationDisrupt Fuck off and just get on with doing your job. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 There’s been a rape upstairs.Get their attention Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 There’s been a rape upstairs.Was it consensual ? Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Any of these current workplace wank words or phrases, for example - AgileScrumDigital TransformationDisruptFuck off and just get on with doing your job.Difficult to take your thieving derrière serious. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Was it consensual ?Can’t suffer Shania Twain. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 I'll give the hand raiser two other shouts. 1/ If you're asking a question that I gave you the fucking answer to 20 minutes beforehand2/ If you're asking a question that the meeting is about so you can answer it quick and take all the credit. In those cases get YOUR lazy arse to fuck. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 People naming kids with ridiculous names and setting them up for a lifetime of bullying for a boy or a career as a lap dancer for a girl. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Theres a wee loon called Cruz at my loons toddler group.Imagine taking inspiration from posh and becks on anything.Absolute croc shoes. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Fucking climate protesters, how the fuck is this going to help? https://twitter.com/MikeNayna/status/1181902100902617089 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Theres a wee loon called Cruz at my loons toddler group.Imagine taking inspiration from posh and becks on anything.Absolute croc shoes.Father an ex dons player? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Father an ex dons player?Dunno, it was my missus told me about it. Who are you thinking it is? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 The dutch, on average, are the tallest people on earth. That is because the Netherlands is so flat they need to see a long way. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Dunno, it was my missus told me about it. Who are you thinking it is?Out newmachar direction? Link to comment
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