Pet Hates

[The Boofon]

simon reeves hair - yer oan the heid eh a 50 yr auld stutterin lispy wee bastart.. dinna try n b boyish

 

morton boss davie hopkins - davie yer a fat ugly bastart n a bunglin oaf. cunt thot ez stock wis hi whin livi goat promotd n quit thim hinkin the offers wid come floodin in..how that work fir ye davie ya fat prosthetic skin suit. ye wir nevir a manager

 

 

Alloa.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Here it is - a young un drawing cats it were:

 

https://youtu.be/YNqzLWdrrBg

Canna do a fucking tripod grip with the pen though, can it?

[Henry]

They need to build a massive camp in the highlands or on some godforsaken shithole of an island off the north of Scotland. Any kids that play the cunt get deported there until they can prove they can function like normal human beings.

 

No need for corporal punishment.

Disagree

[manboobs109]

Agree with every word.

Accept me!

[Don Fonte]

Accept me!

Said @@Dad to the adolescent boy.

[Parklife]

Accept me!

You still in the huff puff?

[manboobs109]

What you on aboot? I don't do huffs. Was away with the Missus so wasn't on my phone much.

[Don Fonte]

Shag 'er??

[Parklife]

What you on aboot? I don't do huffs. Was away with the Missus so wasn't on my phone much.

Last time I seen you post who were whinging about something. Not been on much myself either, MB.

 

Bizarre take from you that what started with me disagreeing with someone, that led to someone agreeing with me, is me looking for acceptance. I do appreciate your desperation to have a unique take on everything though

[Studebaker-90]

Might bloody have to now

[manboobs109]

Last time I seen you post who were whinging about something. Not been on much myself either, MB.

 

Bizarre take from you that what started with me disagreeing with someone, that led to someone agreeing with me, is me looking for acceptance. I do appreciate your desperation to have a unique take on everything though

[Studebaker-90]

British Telecom

 

Trying to arrange an address change on my account. Never come across a bigger bunch of incompetent arseholes In my puff. Passed through multiple departments only to be hung up on twice. Nothing is ever easy.

[Don Fonte]

British Telecom

 

Trying to arrange an address change on my account. Never come across a bigger bunch of incompetent arseholes In my puff. Passed through multiple departments only to be hung up on twice. Nothing is ever easy.

I find quite a lot easy in life.

[BrianFaePerth]

Like hanging up on customers

[Don Fonte]

Like hanging up on customers

Calm down Richard Branson

[BrianFaePerth]

The adverts on the Hat

 

amegy bank customer service number

Eh like them

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Talk to Henry about his raping antics then

[Guest milne_afc]

No wonder you wee prick - they're tracker ads tailored to your filthy browsing history, you dirty little arsehole

 

NO

Shite.

 

They're based on site content. Things have moved on you old fud.

[Zeus]

Silly old cunt.

[Guest milne_afc]

Well that's how it works on mine. Anytime arse ache. You've been coming the cunt of late.

[Fridge]

Actually was in a bar last night and two well known nut jobs came in coked out of their nuts. Giving the barmaid abuse and all sorts, I ended up sitting with them just to keep the peace.

 

Young loun behind the bar wtf was he supposed to do, stealing pints when his back was turned. Never told him as if he tried to chuck them out it would not have ended well for him. Told him just to leave them alone.

 

You can’t win with these idiots . It is a moral issue, the right thing is to say wise the fuck up but the repercussions could be bad. Best just left sometimes.

 

I’m sure you’ll be able to guess the family.

[Bluto10]

The Joneses?

[Fridge]

The Simpson’s

[Studebaker-90]

Flinstones?

[Poodler]

Actually was in a bar last night and two well known nut jobs came in coked out of their nuts. Giving the barmaid abuse and all sorts, I ended up sitting with them just to keep the peace.

 

Young loun behind the bar wtf was he supposed to do, stealing pints when his back was turned. Never told him as if he tried to chuck them out it would not have ended well for him. Told him just to leave them alone.

 

You can’t win with these idiots . It is a moral issue, the right thing is to say wise the fuck up but the repercussions could be bad. Best just left sometimes.

 

I’m sure you’ll be able to guess the family.

 

If it's the same fam, I've been getting underwear snaps from one of em

[The Boofon]

Milno - you're talking pish son.

 

In fact - me and you at Hat fight night you wee prick

 

@@Don Fonte - odds for this spectacle please son.

Milne would fucking destroy you.

[Fridge]

Nae worth the hassle at all SH, it’s nae like the fucking mafia but drugs etc are rife everywhere. If the police aren’t giving a fuck why would anyone else.

 

If you get involved it is an inevitable kicking at some point maybe not at the time but some point. Best just to let them get on with it.

[Bluto10]

how do they find \ hunt you down afterwards?

 

what if you stab them in self d?

 

what do the rozzers do about it?

 

what if you’re dad is bigger than their dad?

[Fridge]

Ha it’s nae as bad as that Blut’s but I wasn’t wasn’t some young loon getting a kicking working behind a bar for the sake of them stealing a few draft pints.

 

Aberdeen is a village everybody knows what goes on.

[Bluto10]

what boozers do these mentalists drink in?

 

surely only small %age of folk know who they are

(eg I’ve zero interest in local big men celebs)