The Boofon Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Things that are sold in thon hard plastic casing that you have to take a pair of scissors to to prise them out. Especially if it's a pair of scissors in it. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: That Rebel Wilson cunt still a fat, unfunny bastart Still would. Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: That Rebel Wilson cunt still a fat, unfunny bastart Good to live with though Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Pretend happiness in the form of wishing people a Happy Wednesday or Happy Friday everyone. Fuck off you cunts. I struggle to celebrate the Happy New Year with people im certainly not getting involved daily. Im not even a miserable man it just bugs the life out of me. Happy Humpday when it comes Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, Poodler said: Captain sir Tom Don’t hate the player, hate the game Link to comment
Joe pike Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 25 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: I don't hate him. He's just an exceptionally old fuck who lied about how often he shuffled aboot in his garden. It's the lauding of him that's sickening. Knight-hooding the cunt is a joke. He'll be pan breid this week anyway. Will they do a fly-past for that too? The aviation fuel cost alone could feed thoosans for a wik. Living to that age, he obviously didn't live a proper life. Not enough drink and drugs, no risks taken. RIP when it comes ye boring cunt. Why you attacking a seriously ill 100 year old? As for saying he has'nt lived a proper life what do consider a proper life? No risks taken - the man served in India and Burma where he survived Dengue fever.Also raced motorcycles. Led a management buyout of a major concrete company. Last but not least he was a contestant on Blankety Blank. Come on RS stick to Hanz and Parkwank. Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: You never answer the question. That's at least four of us who have asked you now. I'm not "attacking" him. Poodler hates him. I hate the sick circus that surrounds him, the faux love, the knighting, the establishment adoration. A proper life? What a dumb question. Feel some context Joe. You've probably worded better than I did Rocket, as ever. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: You never answer the question. That's at least four of us who have asked you now. I'm not "attacking" him. Poodler hates him. I hate the sick circus that surrounds him, the faux love, the knighting, the establishment adoration. A proper life? What a dumb question. Feel some context Joe. Obviously not at your best just now. You were attacking him personally. No problem with attacking the circus that surrounds him but just look at you have actually said. Link to comment
The beard of mcinnes Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 50 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: That's good. That's the head of the nail being struck by the blunt instrument. I think it's what I meant too. Oh my Link to comment
The beard of mcinnes Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 17 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: That Rebel Wilson cunt still a fat, unfunny bastart See the problem with people like her and also jonah hill is that they were fat their whole lives. So their structure is a big person structure, end up with odd looking heads when they lose all the weight. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Joe pike said: You were attacking him personally. Do you really give a fuck a random on a message board is insulting a coffin dodger that no one on here knows personally. The bars already been set far lower than that on here so get a grip ye tart. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, Poodler said: No-one does irrelevant and petty quite so well as the British. Whether this is true or not. ? 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Joe pike said: You were attacking him personally. I doubt Sir Tom reads the Hat, what you getting upset about? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Folk who slurp soup. Jesus. Boy in my office been doing it for last 5 minutes. So bad I got up and left before I smashed the bowl over his head. Disgusting. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Those fucking misery mongering adverts they put on during Minder. I've enough on my plate without having my box nipped about bears kept in cages or the water supply in Africa. Let me have an hours peace watching Minder with a cup of tea for fuck sake. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-55893706 Cunts like this. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 20 hours ago, Redforever86 said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-55893706 Cunts like this. Agreed. Complete cunts. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Eddie fuckin' Izzard. Freak show wanker. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Modern day so called comedians. Russell Howard, Jack Whitehall, Nish Kumar etc etc. Fuckin dozens of them PC, BBC box ticking un-funny dross spouting cunts. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Modern day so called comedians. Russell Howard, Jack Whitehall, Nish Kumar etc etc. Fuckin dozens of them PC, BBC box ticking un-funny dross spouting cunts. Yep, I don’t find any of them remotely funny. How the first two are so highly regarded is a mystery to me. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Michael McIntyre the worst of the lot Is he a comedian? Every time I have had the unfortunate experience of catching a clip of him on TV he's just being an unfunny English cunt. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Add James Corden to that list.One popular shite sitcom and he’s got a show in the US-he obviously has some influential friends, or some dodgy pics. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Add James Corden to that list.One popular shite sitcom and he’s got a show in the US-he obviously has some influential friends, or some dodgy pics. He's probably top of the list and thank fuck the fat, arse licking doughball has fucked of to America where the Yanks will love his paronisin', sanctimonious shite spew. Fuckin talentless, rotund, burger scoffin' cock socket that he is. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 41 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I do find myself tittering at Micky Flanagan on occasion. Not sure if thats a dirty secret. I'll give you that one. Me and the wife likewise have a giggle at him. I then look at the wife and burst into full laughter, which soon turn to tears??? Saw him at the Exhibition Center a few years back. Quite good live. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Those bbc shows always have a female act performing which instantly makes me switch over. There is not one funny female comedian. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 BBC news this morning, unwatchable due to a 100 year old man dying. Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 He says the terms "legend" and "national treasure" are sometimes overused. "But in this case he has touched and inspired the nation." that annoying sentence is overused massively 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Scouser John Bishop. Painfully unfunny Link to comment
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