Pet Hates

[elephantstone78]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He was a cowboy.  Cheers . 

Billy the Kid (born Henry McCarty; September 17 or November 23, 1859 – July 14, 1881). After returning to New Mexico, McCarty worked as a cowboy for English businessman and rancher John Henry Tunstall.

I like how the date of birth choices are so far apart. Not eg September 17th and 18th but September and November. 

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He was a cowboy.  Cheers . 

Billy the Kid (born Henry McCarty; September 17 or November 23, 1859 – July 14, 1881). After returning to New Mexico, McCarty worked as a cowboy for English businessman and rancher John Henry Tunstall.

I didn't know William Bonney was a pseudonym.  I'll be darned. 

[muttonhumper]

On 1/16/2021 at 1:58 AM, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

There are NO bad Smiths songs. 

Can only think of one.

Golden Lights. Pish.

That's your lot.

[Quagmire]

Big Harvey Price getting too much news coverage. It’s gonna end in tears. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Big Harvey Price getting too much news coverage. It’s gonna end in tears. 

That slag Katie Price is just using him for her own publicity.   She's a  vile creature and even beyond boning these days.  Dwight Yorke is a cunt too.  Absent father. Pair of right scumbags.

[Quagmire]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

There better be a national clap of honour if he croaks it

Been a right giraffe through the years

I think there’s a good chance he’ll be put down when the inevitable rampage happens. You might be alone with your pots and pans for that one.  

[ferlaytio]

Gender reveal parties. Other than the parents who the f cares the gender of your baby. The most narcissistic behavior ever.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, ferlaytio said:

Gender reveal parties. Other than the parents who the f cares the gender of your baby. The most narcissistic behavior ever.

Along that lines,  cunts who skew genders beyond the 2 we actually have.

[Sonoftherock]

10 minutes ago, ferlaytio said:

Gender reveal parties. Other than the parents who the f cares the gender of your baby. The most narcissistic behavior ever.

The simple act of just having kids brings this trait out in many.  A great number of acquaintances, who previously had nothing of  great interest in their lives to talk about, have filled this void by talking continually about their children and their achievements.  I'm delighted for these people - particularly as they know have something meaningful in their lives... however, beyond their immediate family, no-one really cares! Their lack of appreciation for this is my pet hate.

[For Fecks Sake]

47 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Along that lines,  cunts who skew genders beyond the 2 we actually have.

People actually do this do they?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Too fuckin many.

[Bluto10]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He was a cowboy.  Cheers . 

Billy the Kid (born Henry McCarty; September 17 or November 23, 1859 – July 14, 1881). After returning to New Mexico, McCarty worked as a cowboy for English businessman and rancher John Henry Tunstall.

true that

and he also made sherrif brady  reap the whirlwind

 

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, ferlaytio said:

Gender reveal parties. Other than the parents who the f cares the gender of your baby. The most narcissistic behavior ever.

It’s the arrogance to assume other people care about it is what I hate the most, purely done so they can post on social media for attention. Do you think we care as much about your unborn baby as you? 

[dazzy_deff]

Hypocrites on social media. 

Seen people ranting about people breaking lockdown rules and saying how sad it is they cant do certain things, to then post selfies at a friends house or in a different council area with groups of people.

No issues with breaking the rules but dont be a hypocrite.

[Henry]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

That slag Katie Price is just using him for her own publicity.   She's a  vile creature and even beyond boning these days

[Beachend Bootboy]

23 minutes ago, Henry said:

She's a poxy cow and my wee button mushroom widna' touch the sides, ever o' her rusty starfish.

[YorkDon]

I worked with a guy that claimed to have delivered some horse feed to her once-whether or not that’s a euphemism, I couldn’t say.

Said she was a really nice polite girl when he met her.

Another one in a long line of (once) pretty girls that feel the need to destroy themselves to chase the celebrity lifestyle.

[The Buzzard]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I worked with a guy that claimed to have delivered some horse feed to her once-whether or not that’s a euphemism, I couldn’t say.

Said she was a really nice polite girl when he met her.

Another one in a long line of (once) pretty girls that feel the need to destroy themselves to chase the celebrity lifestyle.

I saw her puppies close up and in the flesh when her and her pal walked past me in the sea in Ayia Napa in 2000. Before she went mental with the surgeries. 

[Henry]

5 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

I saw her puppies close up and in the flesh when her and her pal walked past me in the sea in Ayia Napa in 2000. Before she went mental with the surgeries. 

@Captain Caveman having a turd nearby no doubt. 

[The Buzzard]

33 minutes ago, Dad said:

No wonder you creepy wee prick

Oh it's like that is it? Noted. 

[styrofoamplates]

There was a story that she ended up back at a party in Aberdeen after she'd been at a nightclub appearance. 

She was pretty hammered and said to people that she was glad Harvey was blind as at least he'd never find out he was black. 

Not sure how true it was. Heard it from a couple of people who claimed to be there. 

[The Buzzard]

21 minutes ago, Dad said:

No it isnae son - I was just being a cunt.

 

Apologies.

All good

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

I saw her puppies close up and in the flesh when her and her pal walked past me in the sea in Ayia Napa in 2000. Before she went mental with the surgeries. 

Absolute midden now like.

[daytripping]

She's not as bad as is being made out on here, nae bad for her age.

She's done well with the loon as well, if that had been my kid I'd like to think it would have been caught before the abortion date passed. If not given for adoption. That sounds harsh but it would be for the best all round. Maybe I'd have seen him at birth and changed my mind.

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You wouldn’t be able to tell he’d grow into such a muckle beast 

you never know, the right upbringing and he could have been the next Stevie Wonder 

Stevie Blunder 

Would make a good keeper if he wasn't blind.

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

No it isnae son - I was just being a cunt.

 

Apologies.

Hahaha, feisty yet spineless.

[Beachend Bootboy]

You know when you're just about to straddle the porcalain to curl out a mud boa and on the way there a bit of bad air escapes and as you take the seat you're head is surrounded by a pall of pre poop plazma.  Brown mist.  Yeah, that's a pet hate of mine.  Happened to me today.

[manboobs109]

It's no fun when you standing above the bog and you know the very second you bend to sit down it's going to be crop spraying out. You need to be very comfortable your going to centre your hole over the seat. 

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I had an explosive shite last night 

splattered the whole bowl (and some of the seat) with skitter 

I think it was due to chickpea OD 

Needed half a bog roll 

It's these occasions when dude wipes really earn their corn. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Lorraine stinkin' arab faced Kelly.  Dishonest,  patronising leftie, lovie cowbag.  I'd squeeze out a long fat king Eddie right in her fuckin horrible squinty teethed, bog breathed, muth.   Yeah, I fuckin hate her.