Pet Hates

[For Fecks Sake]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Lorraine stinkin' arab faced Kelly.  Dishonest,  patronising leftie, lovie cowbag.  I'd squeeze out a long fat king Eddie right in her fuckin horrible squinty teethed, bog breathed, muth.   Yeah, I fuckin hate her.

Can understand the hatred towards some people (Trump, Hitler etc.) but Lorraine Kelly..... Come on min!

You not seen her nudes that do the rounds? Obviously a goer.

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Can understand the hatred towards some people (Trump, Hitler etc.) but Lorraine Kelly..... Come on min!

You not seen her nudes that do the rounds? Obviously a goer.

Aye, I've seen em but as a person/personality she churns my gut.  Fuckin hate the dishonesty and sanctimonious attitude of these types of cunts.  Not just her but fuckin loads of em.  She is just such a cringe worthy, loathsome bint imo.

[alscotoz]

On 2/3/2021 at 8:08 PM, YorkDon said:

Add James Corden to that list.One popular shite sitcom and he’s got a show in the US-he obviously has some influential friends, or some dodgy pics.

He is a cunt.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Tommy's arrite.

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Tommy's arrite.

Now there is a shock ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Mind you I'd pump Kelly afore I'd pump Tommy right enough.  Probably just anal oot o' coorseness like.

[alscotoz]

13 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

You know things are having a disagreement down below when you thunderwizard skitter above the flush lip. 

 

Best to wipe immediately, forget about it and you'll need some steel wool to remove your anal bovril. 

Ca' breathe 

[Beachend Bootboy]

13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I can't stand the cow either and I don't get the sexual attraction some have towards her. She leaves me stone cold.

What I really don't get is the strength of the venom you have within you not just towards her but others too, nor do I wish to know.

Leftie though? What does this mean?

 

I fuckin hate every cunt.  I fuckin hate myself.  This is the pet hate sub-forum.  I'm venting my fuckin hate in here and I fuckin hate myself even more for it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You failed to answer the question. Personally I hate cunts who can't read or who don't have attention spans. 

I answered part of it.  Do keep up.

I hate cunts who hate cunts, who hate cunts that hate cunts.

Leftie needs no explanation. Vile.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 2/9/2021 at 7:58 AM, Beachend Bootboy said:

That slag Katie Price is just using him for her own publicity.   She's a  vile creature and even beyond boning these days.  Dwight Yorke is a cunt too.  Absent father. Pair of right scumbags.

She may say Dwight Yorkie Bar is the boy Harvey's father, however I wouldn't be surprised if she had a cocktail of several different sperm donors to help create her science-baffling son. 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

She may say Dwight Yorkie Bar is the boy Harvey's father, however I wouldn't be surprised if she had a cocktail of several different sperm donors to help create her science-baffling son. 

 

 

That is a distinct possibility there. A touch of the old Heinz.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

 

That is a distinct possibility there. A touch of the old Heinz.

??, absolute quality min.

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I specifically said "nor do I wish to know" (about your hate) so you made a cunt of that.

If I put it to you that the old left v. right were not only blurred by Blair but as good as wiped out and that Starmer may be no different from Blair and Cameron then I'm afraid your historic terminology "leftie" does require explanation. It's only very thick dinosaur cunts that use this term in the modern era has been my experience.

You used it. What did YOU mean by it?

This is the pet hate thread so if you dinna wish to know my hates then don't fuckin read what I put in here.  Fuckin simple because I'm gonna keep airing them.

Fuck Blair, Cameron, Starmer and the rest of them cunts.

Term I used was  'leftie lovie'.

I hate cunts that can't read properly and fully what's written as well cunts that are selective in their quotations when trying to invoke an argument regarding such short fallings. Typical leftie trait mind so it comes as little surprise.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

I was right the first time; you're a fucking arsehole. 

No, I'm a cunt.  Please get it right old chap.  

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

They couldn’t lace Corbyn’s boots 

Neither could Corbyn.  Fuckin doddery auld commie spaz cunt faced wanker wears Crocs.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

34 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I always thought that Big Harv was conceived when Dwighty had his coak up Jordo’s arse, before spilling his beans (Harvey mixed with some of her shit) up her muff 

??. That's as good a theory as you'll ever get about the conception of young Harvey Yorke-Price. A Pass with Merit, Bad Mobby min. 

Even scientists are perplexed as how he came to be the specimen he is today, even though it is well known she is a polygamist, a posh word for a slag (RIP John Thaw). 

[BrianFaePerth]

55 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Neither could Corbyn.  Fuckin doddery auld commie spaz cunt faced wanker wears Crocs.

@mobby the corbynators name is being taken in vain.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

@mobby the corbynators name is being taken in vain.

Because he's a complete commie cunt yeh fuckin  clype.

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Because he's a complete commie cunt yeh fuckin  clype.

Don’t disagree at all, but Mobby would give up chinky hookers for the chance to suck him off

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Don’t disagree at all, but Mobby would give up chinky hookers for the chance to suck him off

Ok.  I retract my venom because that did make me laugh like fuck????

[The beard of mcinnes]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

She may say Dwight Yorkie Bar is the boy Harvey's father, however I wouldn't be surprised if she had a cocktail of several different sperm donors to help create her science-baffling son. 

 

The story at the time was some journo door stopped him at Man United training telling him she was pregnant (she had of course sold the story - keep it classy) and his response was 'Is it mine?'

I think Harvey is more likely a cause of the enormous amounts of drugs she was putting up her nostrils 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, The beard of mcinnes said:

The story at the time was some journo door stopped him at Man United training telling him she was pregnant (she had of course sold the story - keep it classy) and his response was 'Is it mine?'

I think Harvey is more likely a cause of the enormous amounts of drugs she was putting up her nostrils 

Possibly min. He might have been a product of an accumulation of white man's sperm and recreational drugs , and that triggered a pronounced genetic defect in the formation of the boy Harvey, hence why he turned out brown.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Possibly min. He might have been a product of an accumulation of white man's sperm and recreational drugs , and that triggered a pronounced genetic defect in the formation of the boy Harvey, hence why he turned out brown.

A typical MAD post. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Pregnancy inducing sperm is outside your area of expertise 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Pregnancy inducing sperm is outside your area of expertise 

 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Charlie was the best pundit on that panel in my opinion, by far. He didn't survive the cull unlike the alcoholic of extremely low intellect and extremely poor diction and delivery. I wondered if this particular moment was an influence in that decision.

On other Jeff matters, anyone else think he's been knobbing Bianca? Maybe it was just cos she was the first female doing the Sky fitba outside broadcasts but I've always been convinced that the chemistry between them was found in the bedroom and still is.

No idea. Watching soccer Saturday isn't something I'd ever do. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Charlie was the best pundit on that panel in my opinion, by far. He didn't survive the cull unlike the alcoholic of extremely low intellect and extremely poor diction and delivery. I wondered if this particular moment was an influence in that decision.

On other Jeff matters, anyone else think he's been knobbing Bianca? Maybe it was just cos she was the first female doing the Sky fitba outside broadcasts but I've always been convinced that the chemistry between them was found in the bedroom and still is.

I always thought Ms Westwood and the lad Fenners from Soccer AM were an item. However, there is certainly a noticeable bond between her and Jeff Stelling. 

Relating to Gillette Soccer Saturday, anyone else think Chris Kamara is not as buoyant and healthy looking as he once was. One for the grim sweeper....?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

34 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Interesting analogy?.

[Quagmire]

18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No idea. Watching soccer Saturday isn't something I'd ever do. 

Why not?

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Why not?

Because I don't give a fuck about English football and 90% of it is about that.