Pet Hates

[Zeus]

The superbowl/American football. Dirt. 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Dan Walker.  Useless lanky wanker.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Jason Leach.  Pompous, arrogant lying, scaremongering cunt. I'd never tire of slappin' his sanctimonious, sneerin' dish.  Wank!!!!

[BrianFaePerth]

There’s a lot of anger in this one^^
 

You’ve found the right place.

[manboobs109]

Cunts going on about cunts being the GOAT. Fuck off. 

[Zeus]

16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Jason Leach.  Pompous, arrogant lying, scaremongering cunt. I'd never tire of slappin' his sanctimonious, sneerin' dish.  Wank!!!!

Couldn't agree more. 

Brilliant summary. +1

[The Boofon]

10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Jason Leach.  Pompous, arrogant lying, scaremongering cunt. I'd never tire of slappin' his sanctimonious, sneerin' dish.  Wank!!!!

I don’t mind him. Very articulate guy. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

I don’t mind him. Very articulate guy. 

Yeah he is but so are Sturgeon, Doris Johnston, Queer Stammerer and they're all cunts too.

[manboobs109]

Saw a thing on the news saying Tom Brady confirmed himself as the GOAT. It's fucked up on so many levels. 

 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Anyone using the "rent free" phrase. 

 

I wish you aggressive long covid that confines you to a mouth controlled wheelchair. 

 

That is VERY annoying 

[chief_wiggum]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Anyone using the "rent free" phrase. 

 

I wish you aggressive long covid that confines you to a mouth controlled wheelchair. 

 

Loved The Maisonettes

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Saw a thing on the news saying Tom Brady confirmed himself as the GOAT. It's fucked up on so many levels. 

 

He’d have been nothing without Carol

[Beachend Bootboy]

They can get it up their fuckin' dirty holes as far as I'm concerned.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That a direct quote from Nicola today ? 

It makes more sense that the fuckin' tripe that corrupt wee shitehoose usually comes oot wi.

[Joe pike]

6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It makes more sense that the fuckin' tripe that corrupt wee shitehoose usually comes oot wi.

How did that boot boy song go again?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

How did that boot boy song go again?

Which one?  There ware a few back then.

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Which one?  There ware a few back then.

Forgot the words but I think it finished with 'We are the Aberdeen bootboys'

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Forgot the words but I think it finished with 'We are the Aberdeen bootboys'

Yeah, that one was something along the lines of:

I'm a bow-legged chicken, I'm a knock kneed hen
Ain't had a fight I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and and I don't give a fuck.  We are the Aberdeen Bootboys.

Usually quickly followed by:

You're gonna get yer fuckin' heads kicked in.

and

The YY Crew we have a song - Mental, mental

etc etc.

Halcyon days.?

[Joe pike]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Yeah, that one was something along the lines of:

I'm a bow-legged chicken, I'm a knock kneed hen
Ain't had a fight I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and and I don't give a fuck.  We are the Aberdeen Bootboys.

Usually quickly followed by:

You're gonna get yer fuckin' heads kicked in.

and

The YY Crew we have a song - Mental, mental

etc etc.

Halcyon days.

Haha cheers that's the one

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“ I walk with a wiggle “?   Aye ?  ?

Indeed but 'don't give a fuck'.?

[BrianFaePerth]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“ I walk with a wiggle “?   Aye ?  ?

Which one? Jeff? Murray?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

“ I mince down Merkland Rd East “

I know you do, I've seen you.  Golden Square too at times I've heard.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

44 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Yeah, that one was something along the lines of:

I'm a bow-legged chicken, I'm a knock kneed hen
Ain't had a fight I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and and I don't give a fuck.  We are the Aberdeen Bootboys.

Usually quickly followed by:

You're gonna get yer fuckin' heads kicked in.

and

The YY Crew we have a song - Mental, mental

etc etc.

Halcyon days.?

^
 

Fuckin saaaaaaad. Pavement dancing wanks.

 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

^
 

Fuckin saaaaaaad. Pavement dancing wanks.

 

 

Unlike bum holein' turd trumpets like you then.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

I didn’t see the gay slur coming from your type at all...

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

I didn’t see the gay slur coming from your type at all...

FFS.  Turd trumpet isn't a specifically gay slur.    It refers to a fucker who spouts/speaks shite having eaten it from anothers bum hole (regardless of gender).  Never mind.  Every day is a school day.

In addition, you have no idea what 'my type' is.  I could be the campest fucker on here.

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

In addition, you have no idea what 'my type' is.  I could be the campest fucker on here.

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Who’s your GOAT cowboy, Moobz?

Mines is Billy the Kid 

Billy the Kid wasn't a cowboy. He was a rootin tootin gunslinger. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, more than that.

[maryhilldon]

43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He was a cowboy.  Cheers . 

Billy the Kid (born Henry McCarty; September 17 or November 23, 1859 – July 14, 1881). After returning to New Mexico, McCarty worked as a cowboy for English businessman and rancher John Henry Tunstall.

Fair dos,  what was it about his career as a cowboy that makes you admire him?  Was he particularly good with a lasoo?