Pet Hates

[The Boofon]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

For a second there eh was hoping eh was in the dead celebrity thread 

Shame you're not a celebrity as we'd all wish you were in it then.

[Parklife]

Why the Britney hate? 

She deserves to live forever based on the "I'm a slave 4 u" video alone 

[BrianFaePerth]

39 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Shame you're not a celebrity as we'd all wish you were in it then.

Sorry to hear you were dumped but you were punching above your weight

 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Sorry to hear you were dumped but you were punching above your weight

 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Haha.

 

Fuck sake Brian you really are a useless prick.

[Robin Askwith]

Offshore Neanderthals in Dyce Farm.

”Look boys I know your not very bright but can lift heavy things, It’s just that me my son and daughter and i’d imagine normal members of the public don’t need to know how much fucking Charlie your planning on hoovering up or the number of birds that you’re going to be fucking ‘allegedly’ smashing this weekend or what shite you’ve been up to in the gym.

Now meat heads. Off you fuck” 

 

 

[Robin Askwith]

Haha the two loudest ones were actually 

[Studebaker-90]

The Wimbledon crowd. Collection of absolute fucking Gaylord losers. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

The Wimbledon crowd. Collection of absolute fucking Gaylord losers. 

Like the cunts that watch it on telly then.  Yeh feel meh blud?

[Studebaker-90]

16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Like the cunts that watch it on telly then.  Yeh feel meh blud?

That’s a ludicrous thing to say. In no way comparable. 

[Simply Red]

7 hours ago, Robin Askwith said:

Offshore Neanderthals in Dyce Farm.

”Look boys I know your not very bright but can lift heavy things, It’s just that me my son and daughter and i’d imagine normal members of the public don’t need to know how much fucking Charlie your planning on hoovering up or the number of birds that you’re going to be fucking ‘allegedly’ smashing this weekend or what shite you’ve been up to in the gym.

Now meat heads. Off you fuck” 

 

 

Be hard pushed to find a more offensive bunch of cunts. Sub-human

The fact they can (or used to) make a tidy living offshore whilst being illiterate is nauseating. 

[maryhilldon]

Edith Bowman. Such a suck up, it's cringey. Every band she's ever seen is INCREDIBLE!!! Smashed it. Knocked it out the park etc.

[Guest milne_afc]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Smashed it

That’s a good one. Fucking terrible phrase used by mutants.

[Peruvian Silver]

On 7/8/2022 at 11:08 AM, Parklife said:

Why the Britney hate? 

She deserves to live forever based on the "I'm a slave 4 u" video alone 

Nearly. "Toxic" video and you're there. Outstanding. 

[maryhilldon]

BBC coverage of festivals. Why don't they show headliners play live? Showing you highlights of whoever was on earlier while the main act are playing?  Useless pricks.

[maryhilldon]

Lenny Henry will be fuming about the lack of black folk in the crowd.

[Fridge]

On 7/8/2022 at 2:22 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

Geordies? 

These cunts are off the scale for being wanks, they are bad enough up here when a lot of folk are on comparable wages, fuck knows what like they are when they go home and are on treble everyones wages. Utter pricks.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

These cunts are off the scale for being wanks, they are bad enough up here when a lot of folk are on comparable wages, fuck knows what like they are when they go home and are on treble everyones wages. Utter pricks.

There was a squad of geordie scaffolders that used to drink in my local a few years back while they were on a job in the Weeg. Total arseholes to a man. Weird people the Englanders.

[cheesepipes]

They are no worse than a bunch of cunts from Aberdeen/Glasgow/Dundee/Liverpool just loud and blootered when most folk encounter them.

They talk bollocks with the best of them but usually hard drinking, drug taking dafties.

That's fine by me.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

They are no worse than a bunch of cunts from Aberdeen/Glasgow/Dundee/Liverpool 

They definitely are.

[Joe pike]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

They definitely are.

Scousers are the worst.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Scousers are the worst.

100%.  Hate them squeeky voiced, moanin' faced 'look at me I'm a comedian' cunts.  They are spunkstains on the trouser fronts of humanity.

[Dad]

What do you call a Scouser with a car on his head? 

 

A cunt

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

What do you call a Scouser, any scouser? 

 

A cunt

There FTFY poperoony.?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

  They are spunkstains on the trouser fronts of humanity.

? 

[Studebaker-90]

5 hours ago, Dad said:

What do you call a Scouser with a car on his head? 

 

A cunt

Ah. That’s a shame. 

[BrianFaePerth]

15 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Edith Bowman. Such a suck up, it's cringey. Every band she's ever seen is INCREDIBLE!!! Smashed it. Knocked it out the park etc.

She’s swallowed plenty in her time at festivals.

[manboobs109]

Nick Kyrgios. What a dick.

[Guest milne_afc]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Nick Kyrgios. What a dick.

The pricks prick

[Bluto10]

named after a kebab

Nick kebab

lol