Foster14 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 A mace in the hun Self explanatory Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Dogtanian and the Three Mouses ears. Lucky old Dogtanian makes a movie near Kingsford. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cunt tree file Weegie version of Who Do You Think You Are, using criminal records to trace ancestry. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Marry Miller's BT Twerp A wedding in Rutherglen. Or something like that. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 The Hun Show. Every night on the BBC, washed up old huns talk about how McInnes will be there next manager. 2 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Haha - with a mini segment about EBT's and how they are misunderstood. Tonight's guest on the sofa is Gordon Ramsey, tune in as he pretends he was a footballer, bakes an orange tart and wanks off a goat. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Shooting Stars. Each week the public votes on which 'Star' they want shot. Start with Piers Morgan and go from there. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Shooting Stars. Each week the public votes on which 'Star' they want shot. Start with Piers Morgan and go from there. Stretching the definitionBut I suppose he is Cunt Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cig Break John Virgo and Jim Davidson have a fag outside after a busy day of trick shots and casual racism. Ha ha, nae bad like. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 The Hun Show Jim Traynor interviews a hun each day, asking them how grateful Derek McInnes should be to be linked with the Sevco job. BBC Hun, 7pm. The Hun Show. Every night on the BBC, washed up old huns talk about how McInnes will be there next manager. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Countdown Syndrome Quiz show that pits Hat members in a battle against some really brainy down syndromers Tups attractive sister is the Vorderman glamour girl. With Perspex all around her to stop her getting raped by the smiley dribbly ones 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Mock the Weeg Folk from the rest of Scotland rip the piss out of astounded weegie cunts that didnt realise there were other parts of Scotland and Glesga isnt the centre of the universe... byrawaybigmanbut 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Countdown Syndrome Quiz show that pits Hat members in a battle against some really brainy down syndromers Tups attractive sister is the Vorderman glamour girl. With Perspex all around her to stop her getting raped by the smiley dribbly onesAre you one of the smiley dribbly ones ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Are you one of the smiley dribbly ones ?Was on Sunday after dealings with a dragon Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Mock the Wicker Standard day on the Hat Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 A slight improvement. Not great, but not shite. I couldn't find my thinking cap. I'll need to have a good rake around for it. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Sportscene; some fat annoying ex players give us some pathetic views on Scottish football, while pretending they care about teams other than the two erse cheeks, usually choosing the ones who struggle to speak or have gone bankrupt so need a handout...... Wait, has that been done? Link to comment
Henry Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Squirtscene @@Bad_Mobby analyses the big issues in the world of squirting. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Skirtscene Tartan Army documentary. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 SprouleScene Weekly Programme showing highlights of Ivan Sproules illustrious career. Episode 1 - Sproule scores a hat-trick against the now defunct Huns for Hibernian. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Spunkscene A documentary following Bluto around for a weekend. Link to comment
Guest Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Spatscene A history of squabbles on AFC webchatspeaksites. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Spatscene A history of squabbles on AFC webchatspeaksites.You will play a leading role in that then r_s as you start most of them. Link to comment
Guest Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 You will play a leading role in that then r_s as you start most of them.Not at all. Rarely start them but often involved and usually finish them. Link to comment
Old manny Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Not at all. Rarely start them but often involved and usually finish them.Yes you do seem to finish them, but I put this doon to your opponents being responded to by a wall of text they canna be arsed reading. 3 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Not enough birds are able to do it is the problem.Wrong hole min. Its arse squirting being referenced here. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman's Celebrity Sucking Kelt's Cock. Haven't totally fleshed out the whole ins and outs of every aspect of the show, but the main concept is in place. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 No, because Michael Stewart is superbYou might need to look up the definition of superb. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Courtscene, Wicks resident midget squares up to the law. This week, having refused to pay his council tax Tup faces 24 hours community service as a Christmas Elf. 1 Link to comment
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