Henry Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 He will get a new John Deere nae doot. Is the Yaris FFS not very good like? Aye, no doubt on some sort of grant scheme, paid for by the EU or the tax-payer. Aye, I'd advise the Yaris GTF if you have the option. Link to comment
Pash Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Aye, no doubt on some sort of grant scheme, paid for by the EU or the tax-payer. Aye, I'd advise the Yaris GTF if you have the option. Link to comment
buzz15afc Posted November 13, 2012 Author Share Posted November 13, 2012 if i win the lottery tonight...... i promise and have all u guys as witnesses..... i will donate..... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Unless you're a fat cunt from the central belt you won't win it. 3 Link to comment
Pudgie Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Unless you're a fat cunt from the central belt you won't win it.They should rename it the gastric belt cause ab'dy's so fat! I'm in for this. I'd more than likely have a Hasselblad H4D. Just wow! After that, a hoose in Gracia, Barcelona. After that, probably Craig Gordon. After that... I dunno. Probably the black and gold top. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 A classy couple and no mistake. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I'd give the cash a year with those 2! Copious amounts of Heroin and Cider will be consumed and they'll have a blast till the pennies run out, best of luck to them. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 The cheapo boxer shorts from Sports Direct tell you all you need to know about the couple. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 The cheapo boxer shorts from Sports Direct tell you all you need to know about the couple. That they are like you since ye ken where tae get them Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Lottery winner poisoned to death Link to comment
Notorious Chee Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Haha lass on the left will be straight down to the street corner to get her baggie of broon. Might invest in some quality tin foil or a silver spoon to shoot it off. Shame really, the waist down looks more appealing than shagging the hand. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Camelot bastards are doubling the price of the ticket for the normal lottery to 2 Link to comment
buzz15afc Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 Camelot bastards are doubling the price of the ticket for the normal lottery to Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Camelot bastards are doubling the price of the ticket for the normal lottery to Link to comment
Henry Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 GUTTED Gavin Lapsley told last night how he missed out on a Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Am I missing something here, I canna see how he couldn't remember the same numbers he's picked for 6 years? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Am I missing something here, I canna see how he couldn't remember the same numbers he's picked for 6 years? This explains a lot. Gavin, of Tillicoultry..............who lives with mum Carole arrived for work at the Asda petrol station in Alloa........... Link to comment
Monkey Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Am I missing something here, I canna see how he couldn't remember the same numbers he's picked for 6 years? He had a fast play card which has the numbers on it and it looks like a bar code so you just hand it over and they scan it for your ticket rather than having to write them out each week. There's a picture of him holding it in the paper. I foresee a rapid decent into alcohol abuse and he'll be found sat at his local every night telling everyone what might have been. Link to comment
dervish Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 There was a guy at my work used to write down a few lines on a post it every Friday. Not put them on then check them on the Monday and go "thats me saved Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/gloria-mackenzie-powerball-lottery-winner-claims-may-jackpot_n_3390875.html 84 years old. FFS. I'd shag her now. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Aye, saw that on BBC. She opted to take a single lump sum of about $370m rather than the full amount spread over 30 years. Wise choice. Link to comment
Makaveli Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Was at the boxing match where he got his head to play with from Rhino from The Gladiators - good night that was...... http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/lottery-winner-carroll-takes-biscuit-factory-job-1-2966616 Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Hun mink that Carroll cunt it couldn't have happened to a better person. Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Quite a feat to blow near £10 Million and have nothing left to show for it, he must have really lived a good life for a few years at least. Fair play to him for getting a job in a factory and earning a living. Still a hun fucker though. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Was at the boxing match where he got his head to play with from Rhino from The Gladiators - good night that was...... http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/lottery-winner-carroll-takes-biscuit-factory-job-1-2966616Walker's shortbread is shite anyway. More reason to stay clear. Dean's shortbread is fabulous. Link to comment
tup Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Did any cunt win the euromillions last night? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Did any cunt win the euromillions last night? no winner. the next draw is estimated at EUR 140 million. http://www.theleader.info/article/39398/euro-millions-lottery-results-winning-numbers-draw-598-14-june-2013/ Link to comment
Henry Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Euromillions winners Colin and Chris Weir have given £750,000 to allow Premiership club Partick Thistle to create a new youth academy. The Thistle Weir Youth Academy will be run by the Glasgow club's former striker and manager, Gerry Britton, who was already head of youth development. The Weirs, from Largs in Ayrshire, won £161m two years ago. Colin Weir explained that they wished to help as they were "longstanding fans of Partick Thistle". "What impressed us was that it wouldn't just be for elite players but would also encourage local youngsters into football for the sheer enjoyment and fun of it," he said. "Having seen the club's determination to get this project off the ground, we decided that, as we were in a position to offer financial assistance, we wanted to help them achieve their dream." The Weirs have previously donated large sums to a number of causes, including their own charitable trust to help health, sport, cultural, recreational and animal welfare projects and the Yes Scotland campaign for independence. Thistle stress that the academy "will be run at arms' length from Partick Thistle Football Club" despite the trustees consisting of academy director Britton, club chairman David Beattie, director Greig Brown and general manager Ian Maxwell. Thistle are in their first season back in Scotland's top flight and the announcement came ahead of Monday evening's visit by Hibernian. The academy will be based out of the club's Firhill Stadium in Glasgow's Maryhill with the aim to "create a professional pathway to football for 120 elite players, while offering the chance to play football to up to 1000 boys and girls for enjoyment and fitness". Thistle's existing set-up has "performance academy" status and comprises six teams of 20 boys each training three nights per week. The new package will extend that to offer professional coaching, physiotherapy support, nutritional advice and all the benefits of current sports science knowledge currently enjoyed by first-team players. Initially, 400-500 boys and girls, from the age of five, will join the academy to play football for fitness and fun, with the best moving into the elite teams. Britton, who has been combining his role with his career as a solicitor, said: "This is a chance for the Thistle Weir Youth Academy to give hundreds of kids the opportunity to get involved in football, for fun or by creating a path to professional football for others. "There is huge potential pool of talent out there and it's going to be our job at the Thistle Weir Youth Academy to find youngsters and give them everything they need to become the professional footballers of the future." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24431067 Lottery bastards are charging £2 for a ticket now. Link to comment
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