[The Boofon]

Hit the casino, £161million on black.

 

Do a KLF and burn the lot.

 

Up in smoke

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=611972753567740682

[360]

f**k that

[The Boofon]

f**k that

 

f**k putting it all on black.

 

Half on black and half on red and hope it doesn't land on zero. You could be in the casino all night and nae lose a penny.

 

Win win situation. If it lands on 0 you've only lost half your money anyway.

 

 

 

I'm joking obviously.

 

[Dandyesque]

[Henry]

 

Couple from Cambridgeshire win 101 mill.

 

She's pretty rough round the edges.

 

He's a Chelsea fan

 

Nice tats.

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047736/Euromillions-results-Dave-Angela-Dawes-won-101m-jackpot.html

[muttondressedaslamb]

He'll end up shagging hoors, she'll take a nervous breakdown and end up with an alcohol addiction and 27 cats.

[diamondsr4ever]

He'll end up shagging hoors, she'll take a nervous breakdown and end up with an alcohol addiction and 27 cats.

 

[RAZOR]

He'll end up shagging hoors, she'll take a nervous breakdown and end up with an alcohol addiction and 27 cats.

Skeletons were oot iday, apparently she had an affair with up to 5 men whilst here husband was away.

She booted her husband and kid out of the house and moved in with her fella.

[Henry]

Stuart Donnelly was just 17 when in 1997 he became the youngest person to win the National Lottery. Unlike the other members of his syndicate who raised their pre-requisite glasses of champagne for the cameras at the press conference to publicise their

[Bluto10]

i could spend an 8million quid lottery win in days.

 

a decent GT motor.

a decent classic sunday car, like a lambo miura, or a gulwing merc.

a fiat 500.

 

then a few homes accross the globe.

 

and retire.

[tup]

 

Lottery, schmottery.

 

If I had a pound for every miserable bastard who says, daily, 'oh if I won this or that' then I'd already be a millionaire.

 

If you are rich in monetary terms, but devoid of humanity, you will see no good from having vast amounts of cash.

 

Similarly, you can have nothing, but have character in spades, and therefore you don't need money.

 

 

The

[daytripping]

Tup is correct, money wouldn't buy you happiness........well it would but it wouldn't last, I think I'd be dead within a year If I won millions.

[daytripping]

I still play when the jackpot is big though!

[Dandyesque]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/lottery-winner-who-hit-jackpot-at-17-found-dead-in-isolated-scottish-home-1861408.html

 

 

A couple of points;

 

 

1) Since when was Irvine in Aberdeenshire?

 

2) People in Glasgow still get fucking Polio?!?

[tup]

A couple of points;

 

 

1) Since when was Irvine in Aberdeenshire?

 

2) People in Glasgow still get fucking Polio?!?

 

Re polio:

 

"In particular, it is found in areas where water treatment and sanitation facilities are not properly maintained or non-existent"

 

i.e. weegieland.

[Henry]

 

Fuck, these two look like a right pair of twats.

 

First thing I'd be buying would be a haircut for him and a teeth whitening session for her.

 

I reckon she looks like an ugly, goth version of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

 

£45m winners.

 

They have became the second pair from the county to win a EuroMillions jackpot of more than £40 million in less than a month.

 

The 22 year-olds from Stapleford in Nottingham, banked a staggering total of £45,160,170.50 after matching five numbers and two Lucky Stars in the draw on Tuesday.

 

The young couple follow in the footsteps of Gareth and Catherine Bull, from Mansfield in Notts, who won nearly £41m in the EuroMillions draw on January 20.

 

The couple, who are now seventh in the list of the largest jackpots ever to be won in the UK, are due to be married this September and were revealed as the latest winners at a press conference at The Derbyshire Hotel in South Normanton this afternoon.

 

Miss Carrington said she set up her online account only last Friday because she was feeling lucky.

 

"I did have a feeling I was going to win," she said.

 

"The store where I work had won an incentive for delivering excellent sales. We had been presented with £10,000 which was shared between staff.

 

"After that I just felt like it was my lucky day and decided to get a EuroMillions ticket.

 

"I got home and set up an account online. The minimum you could put into the account was £5, so I did that and bought one EuroMillions ticket for Friday."

 

Miss Carrington said she has only played the lottery about half a dozen times and put the win down to it being "my lucky day".

 

But the couple's luck did seem to have run out on Tuesday when both Mr Topham's computer and their washing machine broke down within minutes of each other.

 

Mr Topham, a painter, and Miss Carrington, a supervisor at Iceland in Eastwood, had been working hard to save up for their wedding and said the washing machine was not in the budget.

 

Mr Topham said: "We were sat in bed when Cassey decided to check her ticket."

 

The line she originally bought was not a winner so she decided on Saturday to use the remaining £3 to get a single Lotto line for Saturday and the line for Tuesday's EuroMillions draw, which turned out to be the winner.

 

Miss Carrington, wearing a grey dress with a black belt, told the press conference "it was a bit of a shocker" when they realised they had matched the numbers and had to ring a friend to read out the numbers for them so they could double-check and make sure it was not a joke.

 

Mr Topham said: "He was reading them and we were going 'got that, got that, yep, got that'.

 

"He then panicked and asked if we had the Lucky Stars as well - and we did."

 

The couple could not confirm with Camelot if they had won that night so, unable to sleep, decided to watch a film and rang in at 8am the next morning.

 

The biggest EuroMillions prize was a £161 million jackpot won by Colin and Chris Weir, from Largs, Scotland, last year.

[lethal707]

I've been doing the Lottery online for 3 years and the most I've won is

[Dandie1992]

Buy and island, build a glass dome over it, and put a sign at the entrance that says "f**k OFF".

 

 

This.

[Dandyesque]

I've been doing the Lottery online for 3 years and the most I've won is

[RUL]

I think she shared a 10k bonus with other staff

[Dandyesque]

I think she shared a 10k bonus with other staff

 

I saw that and believe my earlier point still stands.....

[Henry]

A HUSBAND-AND-WIFE have become the second couple from the same Scots village to scoop a

[muttondressedaslamb]

Posh cunts if they stay in Alford

 

I deserve it more.

[Sandafc]

 

Fuck, these two look like a right pair of twats.

 

First thing I'd be buying would be a haircut for him and a teeth whitening session for her.

 

I reckon she looks like an ugly, goth version of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

 

£45m winners.

 

What about his nae bad goatee?

[Henry]

 

On how to spend her winnings with her husband, a keen piper, she said: "A new car because I have been driving my Vauxhall Astra for years now and it's on its last legs.

 

"Duncan only wants to see his favourite football team play at home. He's a huge Manchester United fan and all he wants to do is see them play at Old Trafford."

 

Glory hunting bastard.

[Dynamo]

Aye, glory hunting cant.

 

At least he's not in the Alford Bears I suppose

[Pash]

I saw them at the pub on Saturday night.

 

Congratulations to them.

 

I really need to start playing the lottery, Alford seems like a hot-spot!

 

 

[tup]

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Nailed on for a heart attack shortly.

 

I'd rather be poor and in rude health.

 

And not live in Alford obviously, some things money cannot buy, thin-ness for starters.

[Pash]

Aye, glory hunting cant.

 

At least he's not in the Alford Bears I suppose

Not such a thing.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Nailed on for a heart attack shortly.

 

I'd rather be poor and in rude health.

 

And not live in Alford obviously, some things money cannot buy, thin-ness for starters.

Alford is the birth place of our very own Angus tup so watch your mouth.

[tup]

Alford is the birth place of our very own Angus tup so watch your mouth.

 

My loon said to me 'where does he live?' after we met Angus recently.

 

I had promised him that, should Angus offer the customary handshake, and then withdraw it at the last minute and do the thumb to nose gesture, I'd give Angus a good, solid punch in the stomach, half him.

 

My loon was keenly anticipating that, but Angus never did it FFS, letdown.

 

Anyway I said 'he lives in a field'.

 

My loon said 'but he's got football boots on!'

 

Me - 'he takes them off'

 

Got a bit awkward after that, I was dying to say it's some zit-ridden student in a suit FFS min, but it would have ruined it for him so I bit my lip.