Restaurants In Aberdeen

[Dom Sullivan]

Went to The Boozy Cow seeing as they were offering a burger for a £1 if they had a certain first name (which I have)

Chili cheese fries were lovely. Burger was outstanding (fuck vegetarians right in the pussy) and the cherry coke float was scrumptious.

7.5/10

And yet only 7.5/10?

 

Did the waitress have stubble and a cock or summat?

[RAZOR]

Food was good, fairly stale atmosphere, freezing cauld, had to ask a few times for the bill etc etc

 

A good restaurant has it all Dom.

[ebbe]

Went to The Boozy Cow seeing as they were offering a burger for a £1 if they had a certain first name (which I have)

Chili cheese fries were lovely. Burger was outstanding (fuck vegetarians right in the pussy) and the cherry coke float was scrumptious.

7.5/10

Cheap Burger

Outstanding

Lovely

Scrumptious

 

7.5? You really are one miserable bastard.

[RAZOR]

See above ^

 

Food 9/10

 

Restaurant 7.5/10

[E-P-K]

See above ^

 

Food 9/10

 

Restaurant 7.5/10

 

 

10% difference from original %

[ebbe]

8.25/10

Good to see someone's on the ball. 100% miserable bastard.

[granite sheep]

Was in Apertivo last Wednesday, fair size of portions you get in there. Starter was Calamari wi tomato salsa, half a fuckin octopus on ma plate, but really fine.

Mains was marinated chicken, bacon and sausage on a foot language skewer wi roasted skin on spuds. Affa fine.

9/10

[The Boofon]

Food was good, fairly stale atmosphere, freezing cauld, had to ask a few times for the bill etc etc

 

A good restaurant has it all Dom.

It likely improved significantly when you left you boring bastard.

[ebbe]

Easiest +1 of all time.

[Bluto10]

8.25/10

Aye ok carol

[Bluto10]

Aye ok carol

-1?

 

LOL

[Guest milne_afc]

-1?

 

LOL

Haha. What a state some folk get into on the www.

 

I had a -11 the other week :shades:

[RAZOR]

Rustico last night. Not bad as far as high street Italians go. Had some annoying cackling hen behind me which was abit shit but still nae the worst atmosphere.

 

Food was nice but I wouldn't rush back.

 

6.5/10

[Poodler]

Rustico last night. Not bad as far as high street Italians go. Had some annoying cackling hen behind me which was abit shit but still nae the worst atmosphere.

 

Food was nice but I wouldn't rush back.

 

6.5/10

Your rubbish haircut must be interfering with your taste buds, it's fantastic there

[The Boofon]

Your rubbish haircut must be interfering with your taste buds, it's fantastic there

 

 

Agreed. Ciao Napoli also very good although the boy running it seemed to be up his own arse when we were there a few weeks ago with regards to the wine List.

 

Wife asked for a Rioja, he smugly states that "This is an Italian restaurant and that's a Spanish wine."

 

Aye we fucking know that you plank.

 

Wife then proceeds to check the wine list and orders a bottle of ARGENTINIAN Malbec from it.

 

Arsehole.

 

Wouldn't go back purely because he's a tit.

[RAZOR]

Your rubbish haircut must be interfering with your taste buds, it's fantastic there

If your palate has had limited exposure of fine dining then I guess it would probably seem fantastic.

[Henry]

I don't see why Poodler would take his palette out for a meal.

[shut up meg]

Should have smashed the bottle over his head then shoved it in his neck

 

That's what Tup would've done.

 

No pool table so it's not worth going to.

[The Boofon]

If your palette has had limited exposure of fine dining then I guess it would probably seem fantastic.

 

 

[RAZOR]

Miss them bad boys. Ben and I had some good moments.

[Poodler]

If your palate has had limited exposure of fine dining then I guess it would probably seem fantastic.

 

My palette has had exposure to most cuisine in this city. Shame it's usually secondary to tonguing arse holes

[Sonoftherock]

 

 

Agreed. Ciao Napoli also very good although the boy running it seemed to be up his own arse when we were there a few weeks ago with regards to the wine List.

 

Wife asked for a Rioja, he smugly states that "This is an Italian restaurant and that's a Spanish wine."

 

Aye we fucking know that you plank.

 

Wife then proceeds to check the wine list and orders a bottle of ARGENTINIAN Malbec from it.

 

Arsehole.

 

Wouldn't go back purely because he's a tit.

 

I've had a few similar incidents in Italian restaurants over the years.

 

Out with Miss SOTR - she orders a seafood pasta. Asks the waitress for parmesan, who recoils in a mixture of disgust and hilarity. 'You cannot have cheese with seafood!' Created an awkward stand-off, but fair play to Miss SOTR, who stuck to her guns and insisted on the cheese!

 

A couple of other times, i've 'embarrassed' myself ordering coffees! Have been told off for ordering a cappuccino in the evening - apparently it's extremely poor form to order these after midday. A morning drink only. Also once turned away sugar with an espresso - again was scoffed at by the waiter. 'You need sugar to cut the bitterness of the coffee'. Apparently you cannot have espresso without sugar!

 

On all of the above occasions, I was made to feel like I'd insulted the waiter/waitress!

[The Boofon]

 

I've had a few similar incidents in Italian restaurants over the years.

 

Out with Miss SOTR - she orders a seafood pasta. Asks the waitress for parmesan, who recoils in a mixture of disgust and hilarity. 'You cannot have cheese with seafood!' Created an awkward stand-off, but fair play to Miss SOTR, who stuck to her guns and insisted on the cheese!

 

A couple of other times, i've 'embarrassed' myself ordering coffees! Have been told off for ordering a cappuccino in the evening - apparently it's extremely poor form to order these after midday. A morning drink only. Also once turned away sugar with an espresso - again was scoffed at by the waiter. 'You need sugar to cut the bitterness of the coffee'. Apparently you cannot have espresso without sugar!

 

On all of the above occasions, I was made to feel like I'd insulted the waiter/waitress!

 

 

That's not remotely similar.

 

My story was about wine.

[Old manny]

I tongued the wife's asshole after Mobbys.

So that's why you've been spiken shit.

[Poodler]

I tongued the wife's asshole after Mobbys. High on that rocket fuel pinger. I was fucking relentless.

 

She must have woke up with a ringpeice as smooth and clean as the marble walls in a very expensive members only country club.

 

Hahaha

 

 

Apparently I sent a picture of you to a bird on snapchat. She messaged the next day saying what was the deal with the bearded dude picture?

 

No idea

[RAZOR]

I've had a few similar incidents in Italian restaurants over the years.

 

Out with Miss SOTR - she orders a seafood pasta. Asks the waitress for parmesan, who recoils in a mixture of disgust and hilarity. 'You cannot have cheese with seafood!' Created an awkward stand-off, but fair play to Miss SOTR, who stuck to her guns and insisted on the cheese!

 

A couple of other times, i've 'embarrassed' myself ordering coffees! Have been told off for ordering a cappuccino in the evening - apparently it's extremely poor form to order these after midday. A morning drink only. Also once turned away sugar with an espresso - again was scoffed at by the waiter. 'You need sugar to cut the bitterness of the coffee'. Apparently you cannot have espresso without sugar!

 

On all of the above occasions, I was made to feel like I'd insulted the waiter/waitress!

 

There's a Miss SOTR

 

:absolutedisbelief:

[The Buzzard]

I tongued the wife's asshole after Mobbys. High on that rocket fuel pinger. I was fucking relentless.

 

She must have woke up with a ringpeice as smooth and clean as the marble walls in a very expensive members only country club.

So what's the attraction in giving your Mrs. this kind of attention? I don't see any upsides to it and I am a fairly liberal person.

[The Boofon]

I tongued the wife's asshole after Mobbys. High on that rocket fuel pinger. I was fucking relentless.

 

She must have woke up with a ringpeice as smooth and clean as the marble walls in a very expensive members only country club.

Hahaha. That was indeed ? fuel.

 

Good work.

 

Poodler got home and fell asleep. Even Slinkster outlasted him.

[zander]

Should have smashed the bottle over his head then shoved it in his neck

That's what Tup would've done.

Too fancy for tup.

 

Probably a bottle of j20 in spoons.

[Dom Sullivan]

Fuck knows really.

Personal perversion I guess.

Some people like to smear themselves in fecal matter where some are happy to content themselves with light off, socks left on missionary.

I'm a bum fingerer and licker. Preferably with a bedside lamp on so I can see the chaos I'm getting myself into.

I think Rusticos is pretty good.

I didn't know they allowed that sort of thing in Rusticos.