Latest Purchase Thread

[Ke1t]

Just arrived from the Amazon

 

[YorkDon]

New Dons top ordered on this fine evening

[Guest milne_afc]

Hotel in Edinburgh for the second Saturday in June.

 

Fuck me.

[Poodler]

Hotel in Edinburgh for the second Saturday in June.

 

Fuck me.

Aye, frightening prices.

[minijc]

Hotel in Edinburgh for the second Saturday in June.

 

Fuck me.

Should've went air B&B m8

[Guest milne_afc]

Aye, frightening prices.

Edit: sorry, that response was just prime Millertime and unnecessary.

[Poodler]

Paid for breakfast n'all knowing full well I'll not be eating that morning.

Still be out, shakin those hips

[Bluto10]

still out, bending over. More like

[The Buzzard]

Aye, frightening prices.

Obviously depends on why you are there but is not worth looking a wee bit outside the city for a better rate and travelling in if required?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

No

[Poodler]

BSDH is right

 

Last time ever seeing the Stones

 

I'm going to need to be within stumbling distance of a pit

 

It's gonna be a sare een

[BrianFaePerth]

The fact you pick that out to comment on says more about you wee man

 

Sure does. Henry is always banging on about Orkney being the best place to live in Scotland/UK/The planet. That boasting offends me.

 

Especially as it's a shithole.

[reekie_dock]

Got to be honest, faither, I just want to play Tupac's "Hit em up" loud enough to offend the whole street.

Tremendous song choice can only be played at high volume.

[Bluto10]

Sure does. Henry is always banging on about Orkney being the best place to live in Scotland/UK/The planet. That boasting offends me.

 

Especially as it's a shithole.

To be fair, some people like the quaint 1800s look and feel

[Poodler]

How hairy must the muff have been in the 1800's

[manboobs109]

^ there will be cunts growing up today that have never seen a hairy fanny.

[The Boofon]

^ there will be cunts growing up today that have never seen a hairy fanny.

 

 

Gary Glitter has never seen one either and he's ancient.

[Henry]

The fact you pick that out to comment on says more about you wee man

 

No it doesn't. Cheers.

 

 

Sure does. Henry is always banging on about Orkney being the best place to live in Scotland/UK/The planet. That boasting offends me.

 

Especially as it's a shithole.

 

When Millertime is backing you up, you know you've made a cunt of it.

 

^ there will be cunts growing up today that have never seen a hairy fanny.

 

Flicked past that Naked Attraction the other night, one landing strip out of five fuds.

[Dynamo]

Let's be honest, pretty cool having a pool in your back garden even if they are 10 a penny in Australia.

Pic @BrianFaePerth

[Bluto10]

just ordered myself 100ml of drakkar noir

[Bluto10]

Wonder if it’s like madge and harolds pool with all the local kids and dogs playing in it regularly to much hilarity

[Parklife]

Let's be honest, pretty cool having a pool in your back garden even if they are 10 a penny in Australia.

Pic @BrianFaePerth

Aye, get a pic up, Bry. Try and include some Norwegian birds in it too.

[Bluto10]

Jelly Belly Brian

[Dynamo]

Wonder if it’s like madge and harolds pool with all the local kids and dogs playing in it regularly to much hilarity

 

Bri - Joe Mangel.

[Bluto10]

[RAZOR]

Have to agree with masses, pic or it didn't happen Byen.

[Bluto10]

Aye, throwing about boasts willy nilly Bri but no pic is a tough act to pull off

 

Your mixing with the big boys now

[Bluto10]

Neil bloody Hamilton, more like

[zander]

Smells like a Hamilton Accie.

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuck sake, like Dynamo says, pools are nothing special here. But you losers living in the pissing rain have to have something to complain about.

 

It's dark now, but you'll see my pool tomorrow.